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  • Rocky
    All Star
    • Jul 2002
    • 6896

    #166
    Re: What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

    Originally posted by cubanstud21
    I think I have you guys beat:

    Pootie Tang


    Absolutely the worst movie I ever saw!!!
    Co me down on the panny sty!!!

    This is the most blasphemous thing on this list. Pootie Tang is one of the great movies of all time.
    "Maybe I can't win. But to beat me, he's going to have to kill me. And to kill me, he's gonna have to have the heart to stand in front of me. And to do that, he's got to be willing to die himself. I don't know if he's ready to do that."
    -Rocky Balboa

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    • Coug00
      LOB
      • Jul 2002
      • 3476

      #167
      Re: What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

      JAWS: The Revenge. The ****ing shark was roaring like a dinosaur at the end.

      Gigli
      Van Helsing
      Orca
      Stop or my Mom will Shoot
      Halloween 3
      Member of The OS Baseball Rocket Scientists Association

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      • nyisles16
        All Star
        • Apr 2003
        • 8317

        #168
        Re: What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

        Originally posted by Coug00
        JAWS: The Revenge. The ****ing shark was roaring like a dinosaur at the end.

        Gigli
        Van Helsing
        Orca
        Stop or my Mom will Shoot
        Halloween 3
        how about JAWS 3 .... in 3-D?? ugh, terrible - just terrible.

        coincidentally, saw a pretty darn good flick on DVD yesterday -"Reign Over Me" with Sandler... wow, very strange seeing him play a "non-comedic" role

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        • coffeeholic
          MVP
          • Oct 2004
          • 1391

          #169
          Re: What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

          Originally posted by Coug00
          JAWS: The Revenge. The ****ing shark was roaring like a dinosaur at the end.

          Gigli
          Van Helsing
          Orca
          Stop or my Mom will Shoot
          Halloween 3
          Van Helsing?! maybe not the best movie ever-but I think your'e stretching on that one. It was action packed-great special effects and a script(horror)that didn't rely on slasher type movie antics. Someone earlier mentioned something like that Justin to Kelley or whatever it's called-now-that's in a league of it's own. i think the rest of your choices are pretty spot on. Nonetheless-everyone's entitled to their opinion-Just had to sound off about V.H. really doesn't belong in the hall of shame IMO.
          ByurrulzIdon'tfollow

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          • Kearnzo
            Banned
            • Jul 2002
            • 5963

            #170
            Re: What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

            Funny thing is, Jaws: The Revenge is one of my guilty pleasures. I don't know why, but as a kid, I LOVED that movie. I realize now that the movie is pathetic, but last X-Mas, as funny as it is, my mother thought it would be a funny joke to pick it up for me on DVD....

            I think the worst movie i've ever seen is Jason X. I was a huge FT13th fan growing up, and was really looking forward to this. I didn't mind it so much the first time I saw it at the theater, probably because it was just cool seeing Jason on screen again. However, upon subsequent viewing on DVD, the movie just blows chunks. They took everything cool about Jason and crapped all over it, especially with Cyborg Jason, which was the silliest thing I have ever seen. Thank heavens for Freddy vs. Jason, which brought both Jason and Freddy back to their earlier ways in a GOOD way.

            Also, for whoever said Reign Of Fire, are you high? That movie rocked all over the place. Christian Bale and Matt Mchghonehey (no idea sp?) were both badass, and the CG dragons were unbelievable. Not to mention, we get King Leonidas in a smaller role.

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            • supremeslang
              Pro
              • Feb 2003
              • 977

              #171
              Re: What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

              Not Another Teen Movie. I broke up with the chick right after that movie it was so bad.
              Free The Birds!!!

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              • Acid
                Mr. Brightside
                • May 2003
                • 16954

                #172
                Re: What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

                Originally posted by Coug00
                JAWS: The Revenge. The ****ing shark was roaring like a dinosaur at the end.

                Gigli
                Van Helsing
                Orca
                Stop or my Mom will Shoot
                Halloween 3
                Originally posted by nyisles16
                how about JAWS 3 .... in 3-D?? ugh, terrible - just terrible.

                coincidentally, saw a pretty darn good flick on DVD yesterday -"Reign Over Me" with Sandler... wow, very strange seeing him play a "non-comedic" role
                Oh man, I forgot about Jaws 3 and Jaws: The Revenge! Those are the best unintentional comedies I've ever seen.

                Another ****ty movie is Orca, it's a ripoff of Jaws, but with a killer whale.
                Blind to this impending fate
                We let the world carry our weight
                It's back breaks with every mile
                But we all live in denial

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                • Coug00
                  LOB
                  • Jul 2002
                  • 3476

                  #173
                  Re: What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

                  Originally posted by Acid
                  Another ****ty movie is Orca, it's a ripoff of Jaws, but with a killer whale.
                  A Killer Whale set on revenge against the people who killed its mate. Laughably bad.
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                  • SPTO
                    binging
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 68046

                    #174
                    Re: What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

                    Well I saw a pretty crappy movie last night. It was so bad that I turned it off halfway through.

                    I, THE JURY (1982)

                    It's a Mike Hammer movie starring Armand Assante. So I guess I should've known how bad it was going to be just based on the guy playing Hammer but i've always liked Mike Hammer so I had to see how they did it. Every actor in the movie was stiff and couldn't act their way out of a paper bag. (except for Paul Sorvino) Assante mumbled his way through the role and Barbara Carrera was damn sexy but then again every woman in the movie got naked at some point.

                    Honestly, it was an excuse for poorly executed action scenes and sleazy sex scenes. It was just TERRIBLE.
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                    "Baseball is the most important thing that doesn't matter at all" - Robert B. Parker

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                    • AuburnAlumni
                      War Eagle
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 11939

                      #175
                      Re: What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

                      Napoleon Dynamite.

                      So stupid I stopped it halfway through.

                      Anyone who thinks this piece of crap is a comedy classic should be put in a sleeping bag ala Friday the 13th part 72 and beaten to death against a tree.
                      AUBURN TIGERS
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                      • marshallfever
                        MVP
                        • Aug 2003
                        • 2738

                        #176
                        Re: What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

                        Originally posted by coffeeholic
                        Van Helsing?! maybe not the best movie ever-but I think your'e stretching on that one. It was action packed-great special effects and a script(horror)that didn't rely on slasher type movie antics. Someone earlier mentioned something like that Justin to Kelley or whatever it's called-now-that's in a league of it's own. i think the rest of your choices are pretty spot on. Nonetheless-everyone's entitled to their opinion-Just had to sound off about V.H. really doesn't belong in the hall of shame IMO.

                        Actually this movie of being horrible. When i first viewed it at the movies it was wow. Then later that year we saw it on dvd and literally my cousins all fell asleep and i was bored out of my mind, and they never saw the movie. I was like wow, "is this the same movie i saw in the theater?" Its a movie better viewed only once

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                        • SportsorDeath
                          MVP
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 2870

                          #177
                          Re: What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

                          Weekend at Bernie's II (walked out halfway through)
                          Going Overboard (Adam Sandler)
                          Halloween: Resurrection
                          Dude, Where's My Car?

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                          • Blzer
                            Resident film pundit
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 42535

                            #178
                            Re: What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

                            Originally posted by AuburnAlumni
                            Napoleon Dynamite.

                            So stupid I stopped it halfway through.

                            Anyone who thinks this piece of crap is a comedy classic should be put in a sleeping bag ala Friday the 13th part 72 and beaten to death against a tree.
                            I thought it was very funny, and that the characters were written perfectly. I just don't like how people think the movie lost its luster because they decided to overuse lines and mannerisms in the movie.
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