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  • stiffarmleft
    MVP
    • Jul 2002
    • 1986

    #16
    Re: What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

    The only movie I ever fell asleep on in the theater is Godfather 3, it was very boring. I'm usually very selective about what movies I see in the theater, but a friend of mine wanted to see it.

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    • Porschebenz2001
      MVP
      • Nov 2004
      • 3628

      #17
      Re: What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

      Ocean's 12
      Kangaroo Jack
      Bachelor Party: Vegas
      Anything involving a Wayans brother
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      • Double Eights
        Banned
        • Nov 2005
        • 5733

        #18
        Re: What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

        Turistas
        King Kong
        I'm Gunna Git You Sucka

        and any of those Vin Diesel movies.

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        • Skerik
          Living in this tube
          • Mar 2004
          • 5215

          #19
          Re: What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

          The Thin Red Line and American Beauty are the two worst movies I've paid money to see.

          The worst movie I haven't paid money to see is probably Welcome to Mooseport, which I saw on an airplane.
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          • Stumbleweed
            Livin' the dream
            • Oct 2006
            • 6279

            #20
            Re: What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

            The absolute biggest waste of time in possibly my entire life was watching the movie "Creep". It's made by Troma films (who are known for their intentionally bad and/or completely gore-filled horror movies), but it has none of the usual elements of a movie. The story is so convoluted, I hated all of the characters (my hot-headed friend was actually yelling at the TV, trying to encourage one of the characters to just kill himself), and it didn't even have any gore. It was literally the most pointless, inane, meandering, nonsensical 2+ hours of my life. Seemed like it would never end -- it was probably around 90 minutes, but it felt like watching Roots straight through or something because it was so excruciating.

            American Beauty? Seriously? You need to watch more movies if that's even makes your Top 100 of bad movies. Did you sleep through the 80's or something?
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            • bjf1377
              Lurker
              • Jul 2002
              • 6620

              #21
              Re: What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

              Originally posted by Porschebenz2001
              Anything involving a Wayans brother
              Like my nomination, Little Man

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              • Blzer
                Resident film pundit
                • Mar 2004
                • 42535

                #22
                Re: What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

                Movies that I actually paid to see in theaters:


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                • rudyjuly2
                  Cade Cunningham
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 14816

                  #23
                  Re: What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

                  I will say that I really liked War of the Worlds and American Beauty (own that one on DVD). Why didn't you like American Beauty Skerik? The scene where Spacey quits his job was hilarious. Certainly a darker, wierd take on suburban life but a great movie imo.

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                  • JohnnytheSkin
                    All Star
                    • Jul 2003
                    • 5914

                    #24
                    Re: What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

                    Undercover Brother

                    First movie I ever walked out of...I know most "modern" comedies insult your intelligence, but this one was just plain bad.
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                    • Blzer
                      Resident film pundit
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 42535

                      #25
                      Re: What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

                      Originally posted by Porschebenz2001
                      Ocean's 12
                      Harsh! I must admit, this movie doesn't belong in the Ocean's franchise, and Ocean's Thirteen saved this franchise from becoming a disaster compared to the original. But the movie was still very stylish and had its moments of comedic dialogue and the way loose ends tie together. Good movie... just wasn't an "Ocean's" movie.

                      However, I didn't like Soderbergh's directing in this movie (didn't like it too much in 13 either, but it was much better).


                      Kangaroo Jack
                      Well, can't disagree with you here.
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                      • JayBee74
                        Hall Of Fame
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 22989

                        #26
                        Re: What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

                        Originally posted by jmood88
                        War of the Worlds, Epic Movie, Reign of Fire(fell asleep for the first time in a theater), and Date Movie. I'm sure there are others but I can't think of them right now.
                        "War Of The Worlds" was a sleeper movie for me-I initially didn't like, saw it again with relatives, liked it, and even saw it again on cable. "Epic Movie" was terrible, but not as bad as the much hyped "Superman Returns" which bored me to tears (almost literally).
                        Originally posted by rudyjuly2
                        I will say that I really liked War of the Worlds and American Beauty (own that one on DVD). Why didn't you like American Beauty Skerik? The scene where Spacey quits his job was hilarious. Certainly a darker, wierd take on suburban life but a great movie imo.
                        American Beauty=OVERRATED-wasn't terrible, just don't know what the fuss was about.

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                        • rubisco43
                          All Star
                          • Feb 2003
                          • 4372

                          #27
                          Re: What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

                          Originally posted by Jon22
                          OPEN ****ING WATER.... At least I made out with a chick after that pile of crap.
                          yeah, that was one romantic movie
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                          • aukevin
                            War Eagle, Go Braves!
                            • Dec 2002
                            • 14700

                            #28
                            Re: What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

                            probably Drowning Mona

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                            • Jimplication
                              MVP
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 3591

                              #29
                              Re: What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

                              White Noise
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                              • Benicio10
                                Pro
                                • Jun 2007
                                • 670

                                #30
                                Re: What is the worst movie you've ever seen?

                                Originally posted by rudyjuly2
                                I'm only going to include movies that I've seen at the theatre. They feel worse because you actually paid money.
                                • Thin Red Line
                                • Fifth Element
                                • Tailor of Panama
                                • The Notebook
                                All of the above movies were a colossal waste of my time. I walked out on Thin Red Line and Tailor of Panama.
                                Thin Red Line is a classic by Terrence Malick. He was nominated for Best Screenplay and Best Director. It's one of the best war films ever made because it takes a unique psychological approach about the ugliness of war. It's not your standard "Americans are the heroes" war film. There is no triumph in war, and Thin Red Line captures that like no film ever has.

                                Anyone who considers this one of the worst films they've ever seen really sheds light on his/her intelligence level. I'm sorry.
                                Last edited by Benicio10; 10-09-2007, 02:05 PM.

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