I saw a lot this weekend since taking the time to set up my theatre at home
The People Under the Stairs
It was billed as a horror but was full of campiness and comedy. Was fun to watch as a man this is so bad its good movie.
Aliens
This franchise has fallen a tad(to put it lightly) since its inception. This film was so damn good.
Alien Resurrection
A far-cry from the first and second films (we dont talk about the 3rd around these parts). Seemed like cannon just falling apart to me.
The Thing (2011)
Oh god what a cluster****. From horrible acting to a plot full of what. And the concept of the Thing was just puzzling. It wasnt that puzzling where you want to find out more about the creature, its more of a why didnt you try harder with this concept? kind of puzzling.
Pirates of the Caribbean 4
They just threw this together. The writing felt patched together. The payoffs were hardly worth the trouble. The franchise is basically in filler mode with this film which is a disappointment. The franchise is lacking any coherent connection between the movies other than reoccurring characters.
The Muppets (2011)
I appreciate that it was a movie fully aware of what it was a didnt try to go beyond the call. It was good with kindhearted jokes and caught me off guard. The plethora of meta jokes started to wear on me but overall it is a good watch with the family.
Zookeeper
Kevin Bacon is full on Sandler Schnider mode at this point in his career. Another lackluster blimp on his resume. But for what it was, a bare bones Dr Dolittle, it had me laughing here and there. Just leave your criticism glasses off if you ever see this one. And the movie only made me hate the fear factor mma guy even more. Rogen? Ugh
The Parent Trap (1998)
There was a time when Lohan was full of potential. Even as a pre teen she was beaming it. Wasn't an amazing movie by any stretch but its a classic of my generation. Decent family flick.
Big Momma's House 3
The second one sucked, the first one wasn't much better; but this one is so bad, Martin Lawrence should have retired after he screened the film out of sheer embarrassment.
The Sitter
Laugh here and there but it felt like a typical Noah Hill fat man college humor comedy act. Get Him to the Greek with kids pretty much. Glad Noah is trying to expand his repertoire recently though.
Way late edit: Kevin JAMES not Bacon...
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