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  • tbbucsfan001
    Pro
    • Aug 2009
    • 642

    #61
    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

    "Suit Up"
    "Legendary"
    "When I start feeling sick, I stop feeling sick and be awesome instead"
    "True Story"

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    • Cutter15
      MVP
      • Oct 2010
      • 1770

      #62
      Originally posted by WatsonTiger
      With women, it's always one of two things. Either they won't sleep with you, and then there's really no need to ever call them again. Or they DO sleep with you... and then there's really no need to ever call them again.
      "oh that's not a tattoo...Ted, dear boy, that's a tramp stamp. A hoe tag. *** antlers...a panama city license plate."
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      • Fresh Tendrils
        Strike Hard and Fade Away
        • Jul 2002
        • 36131

        #63
        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

        You're a non-believer. Why should we waste time on kabuki?

        - I don't know what that means.

        It means that you've already tried your plan and you're number four. You've enlisted my expertise and you've rejected it to go on the way you've been going. I'm not interested in that. You can understand.

        - I don't think your three months or however many thousands of dollars entitles you to refocus the core of our business.

        Listen, I'm not here to tell you about Jesus. You already know about Jesus, either he lives in your heart or he doesn't. Every woman wants choices, but in the end none of them want to be one of one hundred in a box. She's unique. She makes the choices and she's chosen him. She wants to tell the world, 'he's mine.' He belongs to me not you. She marks her man with her lips. He is her possession. You have given every girl who owns your lipstick the gift of total ownership.

        - Sit down.

        No.



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        • Watson
          Burrow Club
          • Jul 2008
          • 27013

          #64
          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

          You know, fightin' in a basement offers a lot of difficulties. Number one being, you're fightin' in a basement!
          Last edited by Watson; 08-15-2011, 10:33 PM.
          And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

          @AdamdotH

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          • WyxHarmon
            #nouss
            • Aug 2010
            • 2693

            #65
            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

            GATOR NEEDS HIS GAT, PUNK *** BITCH
            Hoosiers
            Pacers
            Phillies
            Ravens

            73 - 72

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            • buckeye02
              MVP
              • Jul 2009
              • 4148

              #66
              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

              "1st of the month rent is due. Yo money aint on the table, you dont have to worry about being no dog catcher. You got to worry about a dog catchin' yo ***".

              "Its seven fifty, not seven fidty."
              PSN: buckeye02

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              • Stroehms
                MVP
                • Jan 2008
                • 2640

                #67
                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                Originally posted by tbbucsfan001
                "Suit Up"
                "Legendary"
                "When I start feeling sick, I stop feeling sick and be awesome instead"
                "True Story"
                Dwight- The Office


                After asking how many drinks he had:

                "How many pots have you smoken? How many times have you been to the bathroom in your life?"

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                • Cutter15
                  MVP
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 1770

                  #68
                  Originally posted by Stroehms
                  Dwight- The Office


                  After asking how many drinks he had:

                  "How many pots have you smoken? How many times have you been to the bathroom in your life?"
                  Um, are you sure that's not the 40 year old virgin?
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                  • coolguy124
                    Banned
                    • Aug 2011
                    • 588

                    #69
                    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                    why are you in jail

                    excessively squirting oasis for men
                    Last edited by coolguy124; 08-16-2011, 12:57 PM.

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                    • Fresh Tendrils
                      Strike Hard and Fade Away
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 36131

                      #70
                      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                      Illusion, Michael. A trick is something a whore does money...or candy.



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                      • Watson
                        Burrow Club
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 27013

                        #71
                        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                        Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere!
                        And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                        @AdamdotH

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                        • coolguy124
                          Banned
                          • Aug 2011
                          • 588

                          #72
                          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                          Courtney
                          Tara
                          Courtney
                          Tara
                          Courtney
                          No seriously my name is tara
                          not you my wife
                          your married?
                          not yet shes nine

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                          • ~LiverpoolRed~
                            YNWA
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 10755

                            #73
                            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                            Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
                            [into mic] Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
                            What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
                            No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
                            [into mic]
                            Don't spit in that cop's burger.
                            Yeah, thanks.
                            Roger, holding the spit.
                            Gimme a pie... apple.
                            Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva.
                            [pause]
                            Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?
                            Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
                            It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.
                            Look, kid, he doesn't want it.
                            I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it!
                            Uhh, right. Beverage?
                            Gimme a litre o' cola.
                            What?
                            [Annoyed] A litre o' cola.
                            [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?
                            Will you just order a large, Farva?
                            I don't want a large farva. I want a ******* litre o' cola!
                            [to Farva] I don't know what that is!
                            [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for...
                            [grabs burger kid by shirt]
                            : ... give me my ******' cola before I break VOUS ******' LIP!

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                            • Watson
                              Burrow Club
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 27013

                              #74
                              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                              Originally posted by ~LiverpoolRed~
                              Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
                              [into mic] Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
                              What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
                              No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
                              [into mic]
                              Don't spit in that cop's burger.
                              Yeah, thanks.
                              Roger, holding the spit.
                              Gimme a pie... apple.
                              Want me to hold the spit? Hah, just kidding officer Farva.
                              [pause]
                              Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?
                              Want me to punch-a-size your face, for free?
                              It's only 25 cents, and look how much more you get.
                              Look, kid, he doesn't want it.
                              I can handle this, Thorn. I don't want it!
                              Uhh, right. Beverage?
                              Gimme a litre o' cola.
                              What?
                              [Annoyed] A litre o' cola.
                              [into mic] Litrecola? Do we sell litrecola?
                              Will you just order a large, Farva?
                              I don't want a large farva. I want a ******* litre o' cola!
                              [to Farva] I don't know what that is!
                              [slowly starts shouting] Litre is French for...
                              [grabs burger kid by shirt]
                              : ... give me my ******' cola before I break VOUS ******' LIP!

                              Enhance...Enhance...Enhance...Enhance...Enchance
                              And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                              @AdamdotH

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                              • ~LiverpoolRed~
                                YNWA
                                • Dec 2008
                                • 10755

                                #75
                                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                                Originally posted by WatsonTiger
                                Enhance...Enhance...Enhance...Enhance...Enchance
                                Just print the damn thing!!!!!

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