Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...
Needs more Aqua Teen!
"Master Shake: I don't know why your exercising. It's just sweat that you're gonna have to wash off. Exercising's for dummies and women.
Carl: Yeah, you oughta hop on my diet, man. Started it two days ago and I'm already at my target weight.
Meatwad: Which'un?
Carl: South Bronx Paradise Diet, baby! Yeeeeah! The twist is you eat MORE than you want, then you supplement that with this special candy bar. And it ain't like them sissy No Crabs diet either.
Frylock: I think that's No Carbs, Carl.
Carl: See, but I have crabs. So I don't qualify for that. Have I told you that before?
Frylock: Yeah.
Carl: Funny story-
Master Shake: Well, I don't have to watch what I eat OR what I do. Call me Mr. Untouchable!
Frylock: Yeah, and that's why you're a candidate for heart disease.
Master Shake: Well...I have three hearts...cuz I'm from Tattooine. And my mother-
Frylock: No you're not.
Master Shake: Really? Cuz you know I get my physical every year...on Alderaan!!
Frylock: That didn't happen.
Master Shake: [visibly frustrated] Well...I...I am from the Dagoba System!"
"Shake: Oh, God, how much longer? Egypt is so boring. It doesn't even exist anymore, I mean, you don't hear DMX rap about it!
Meatwad: I find that this is highly effiligent in edumacationus for my brain, because, I am smart, boy!
Master Shake: You tell me how this is gonna help you get a high-powered six-figure job. You think they ask Tom Cruise this stuff before he signs on his movies? No one has to know this, ever!
Frylock: Shake, just go back to the gift-shop and let Meatwad and I enjoy the exhibit, okay?
Master Shake: You need me here! I am a strong counterpoint to the headphones!"
"Master Shake: Somebody's a little bi-curious!
Meatwad: I ain't no bi-curious. I'm a man's man!
Master Shake: Not anymore! I've planted the seed of doubt!
Meatwad: You don't say that! I'm a man, and you...if you need me, I'm gonna be in the garage...[in a deeper voice] hangin' Sheetrock, 'round an engine I'm rebuilding.
Master Shake: Look at the way he rolls...
Meatwad: WHERE'S MY CHEWIN' TOBACCO?!!
Master Shake: ...just like a woman!"
Needs more Aqua Teen!
"Master Shake: I don't know why your exercising. It's just sweat that you're gonna have to wash off. Exercising's for dummies and women.
Carl: Yeah, you oughta hop on my diet, man. Started it two days ago and I'm already at my target weight.
Meatwad: Which'un?
Carl: South Bronx Paradise Diet, baby! Yeeeeah! The twist is you eat MORE than you want, then you supplement that with this special candy bar. And it ain't like them sissy No Crabs diet either.
Frylock: I think that's No Carbs, Carl.
Carl: See, but I have crabs. So I don't qualify for that. Have I told you that before?
Frylock: Yeah.
Carl: Funny story-
Master Shake: Well, I don't have to watch what I eat OR what I do. Call me Mr. Untouchable!
Frylock: Yeah, and that's why you're a candidate for heart disease.
Master Shake: Well...I have three hearts...cuz I'm from Tattooine. And my mother-
Frylock: No you're not.
Master Shake: Really? Cuz you know I get my physical every year...on Alderaan!!
Frylock: That didn't happen.
Master Shake: [visibly frustrated] Well...I...I am from the Dagoba System!"
"Shake: Oh, God, how much longer? Egypt is so boring. It doesn't even exist anymore, I mean, you don't hear DMX rap about it!
Meatwad: I find that this is highly effiligent in edumacationus for my brain, because, I am smart, boy!
Master Shake: You tell me how this is gonna help you get a high-powered six-figure job. You think they ask Tom Cruise this stuff before he signs on his movies? No one has to know this, ever!
Frylock: Shake, just go back to the gift-shop and let Meatwad and I enjoy the exhibit, okay?
Master Shake: You need me here! I am a strong counterpoint to the headphones!"
"Master Shake: Somebody's a little bi-curious!
Meatwad: I ain't no bi-curious. I'm a man's man!
Master Shake: Not anymore! I've planted the seed of doubt!
Meatwad: You don't say that! I'm a man, and you...if you need me, I'm gonna be in the garage...[in a deeper voice] hangin' Sheetrock, 'round an engine I'm rebuilding.
Master Shake: Look at the way he rolls...
Meatwad: WHERE'S MY CHEWIN' TOBACCO?!!
Master Shake: ...just like a woman!"
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