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  • Burns11
    Greatness Has Arrived
    • Mar 2007
    • 7406

    #301
    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

    The package hit Chrissie with an implement and ran off.

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    • Watson
      Burrow Club
      • Jul 2008
      • 27013

      #302
      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

      These were all I could find. I’m thinking: goggles – yes; shovels? I don’t know how or why we’d use them.
      And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

      @AdamdotH

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      • Fresh Tendrils
        Strike Hard and Fade Away
        • Jul 2002
        • 36131

        #303
        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

        What is it that no man doesn't want to have, but doesn't want to lose?

        - A lawsuit!



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        • buckeye02
          MVP
          • Jul 2009
          • 4148

          #304
          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

          Chi-Chi....Chi-Chi get the yayo.
          PSN: buckeye02

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          • Fresh Tendrils
            Strike Hard and Fade Away
            • Jul 2002
            • 36131

            #305
            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

            What goes up white and comes down yellow and white?

            - An egg!



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            • ~LiverpoolRed~
              YNWA
              • Dec 2008
              • 10755

              #306
              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

              Why don't you go take a shower?
              I'm a dancer, I sweat.
              Well, you smell like a bum's nut sack.
              **** you!

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              • Watson
                Burrow Club
                • Jul 2008
                • 27013

                #307
                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                Hey, tell me something. You've got all this money. How come you always dress like you're doing your laundry?

                <dl><dt>I guess because my parents keep telling me to be more ladylike
                </dt><dt>
                </dt><dt>I've been there. My folks were always on me to groom myself and wear underpants. What am I, the pope?</dt><dd>
                </dd><dt>Yeah, and if you were the pope they'd be all, "Straighten your pope hat." And "Put on your good vestments."</dt></dl>
                And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                @AdamdotH

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                • buckeye02
                  MVP
                  • Jul 2009
                  • 4148

                  #308
                  Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                  You know how i know you're gay?

                  No, how?

                  Cause you have a bumper sticker saying i love it when men's balls are in my face.
                  PSN: buckeye02

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                  • mburke2
                    MVP
                    • Jan 2010
                    • 1174

                    #309
                    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                    "I'm on no sleep, NO SLEEP! You don't know what it's like in there. All night long things are creaking and cracking and that red light is burning my brain."

                    "You look a little stressed."

                    "Oh, I'm stressed."
                    Patriots
                    Celtics
                    Bruins
                    Red Sox

                    Twitter: @mburke2_08
                    PSN: mburke2_08

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                    • Burns11
                      Greatness Has Arrived
                      • Mar 2007
                      • 7406

                      #310
                      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                      "That looked like milk to me! Jerry, my Rods and Cones are all screwed up!."


                      "Vile weed!"

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                      • ~LiverpoolRed~
                        YNWA
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 10755

                        #311
                        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                        Elaine, I paid two hundred dollars for this racquet, because he said
                        it's the only one he plays with. He could've played just as well with a log.

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                        • Watson
                          Burrow Club
                          • Jul 2008
                          • 27013

                          #312
                          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                          Son, as a yaw lawyah, I done declare yaw in a 12 piece bucket o' trouble.
                          Last edited by Watson; 09-13-2011, 10:30 AM.
                          And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                          @AdamdotH

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                          • Blzer
                            Resident film pundit
                            • Mar 2004
                            • 42515

                            #313
                            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                            Don't laugh! This ain't Reality TV!
                            Samsung PN60F8500 PDP / Anthem MRX 720 / Klipsch RC-62 II / Klipsch RF-82 II (x2) / Insignia NS-B2111 (x2) / SVS PC13-Ultra / SVS SB-2000 / Sony MDR-7506 Professional / Audio-Technica ATH-R70x / Sony PS3 & PS4 / DirecTV HR44-500 / DarbeeVision DVP-5000 / Panamax M5400-PM / Elgato HD60

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                            • Cutter15
                              MVP
                              • Oct 2010
                              • 1770

                              #314
                              "Snoochie Boochies!"
                              Alabama Crimson Tide
                              New Orleans Saints
                              Kyle Busch #18
                              Atlanta Braves
                              Southern Miss Golden Eagles

                              Twitter

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                              • buckeye02
                                MVP
                                • Jul 2009
                                • 4148

                                #315
                                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                                Les Grossman

                                Ok... Flaming Dragon, ****face. First, take a big step back... and literally, **** YOUR OWN FACE! I don't know what kind of pan-pacific bull**** power play you're trying to pull here, but Asia, Jack, is my territory. So whatever you're thinking, you'd better think again! Otherwise I'm gonna have to head down there and I will rain down an ungodly ****ing firestorm upon you! You're gonna have to call the ****ing United Nations and get a ****ing binding resolution to keep me from ****ing destroying you. I'm talking about a scorched earth, mother****er! I will massacre you! I WILL **** YOU UP!!! [hangs up] [to assistant] Can you find out who that was?
                                PSN: buckeye02

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