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  • TheBrothers24
    SD/LA Chargers?
    • Sep 2007
    • 1915

    #361
    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

    "Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make."
    "This is for all of my peoples who understand and truly recognize. Some won't get it and for that i won't apologize"- Talib Kweli

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    • Watson
      Burrow Club
      • Jul 2008
      • 27013

      #362
      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

      DECK THE HALLS WITH BOUTS OF HOLLY-

      Waahhh-What the hell's wrong with you guys? It's the middle of July. Are you drunk or somethin'?

      We're just trying to spread some holiday cheer man. Where's your half-Christmas spirit? And YEA, we're a little bit drunk dude, deal with it.
      And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

      @AdamdotH

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      • Chrisksaint
        $$$
        • Apr 2010
        • 19127

        #363
        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

        What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No. I go for the chandelier; it's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the morning the cops come and I escape in one of their uniforms. I tell her to meet me in Mexico but I go to Canada. I don't trust her. Besides, I love the cold. Thirty years later I get a postcard. I have a son. And he's the Chief of Police. This is where the story gets interesting: I tell Tiffany to meet me in Paris by the Trocadero. She's been waiting for me all these years. She's never taken another lover. I don't care. I don't show up. I go to Berlin. That's where I stashed the chandelier.
        Saints, LSU, Seminoles, Pelicans, Marlins, Lightning

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        • TCM
          MVP
          • Jun 2011
          • 1800

          #364
          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

          Diversity was an old, old wooden ship used in the Civil war era.
          1905 1921 1922 1933 1954 2010 2012
          San Francisco Giants

          Butte College

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          • Fresh Tendrils
            Strike Hard and Fade Away
            • Jul 2002
            • 36131

            #365
            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

            Well that record is goin' through the goddamned roof. They playin' it as far away as Mobile.



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            • Burns11
              Greatness Has Arrived
              • Mar 2007
              • 7406

              #366
              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

              This is my new mop. George, my friend, he gave me this mop. This is a pretty good mop. It's not as good as my first mop. I miss my first mop, but this is still a good mop. Sometimes you just hafta take what life gives ya, 'cause life is like a mop and sometimes life gets full of dirt and crud and bugs and hairballs and stuff... you, you, you gotta clean it out. You, you, you gotta put it in here and rinse it off and start all over again and, and sometimes, sometimes life sticks to the floor so bad you know a mop, a mop, it's not good enough, it's not good enough. You, you gotta get down there, like, with a toothbrush, you know, and you gotta, you gotta really scrub 'cause you gotta get it off. You gotta really try to get it off. But if that doesn't work, that doesn't work, you can't give up. You gotta, you gotta stand right up. You, you gotta run to a window and say, "Hey! These floors are dirty as hell, and I'm not gonna take it any more!"

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              • Watson
                Burrow Club
                • Jul 2008
                • 27013

                #367
                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                International waters, eh? *To Walkie-Talkie The eagle has landed, I repeat, the eagle has landed

                *men drive up in boat, hand Bender suitcase


                (To Professor and Fry) Hey, guess what you're accessories to.
                And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                @AdamdotH

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                • Bellsprout
                  Hard Times.
                  • Oct 2009
                  • 25652

                  #368
                  Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                  "Thumb ring, bitch! You got some Schmidt on your face!"
                  Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
                  Originally posted by l3ulvl
                  A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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                  • Watson
                    Burrow Club
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 27013

                    #369
                    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                    We're not substance abusers, of anything we're subway abusers cause we destroy those 5 dollar foot longs
                    And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                    @AdamdotH

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                    • Blzer
                      Resident film pundit
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 42515

                      #370
                      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                      Had to copy this one from IMDb...



                      Ted Crawford: You know, my grandfather was an egg farmer.
                      Willy Beachum: This isn't going to be about your, uh, "rough childhood," is it?
                      Ted Crawford: No, I used to candle eggs at his farm. Do you know what that is? You hold an egg up to the light of a candle and you look for imperfections. The first time I did it he told me to put all the eggs that were cracked or flawed into a bucket for the bakery. And he came back an hour later, and there were 300 eggs in the bakery bucket. He asked me what the hell I was doing. I found a flaw in every single one of them - you know, thin places in the shell; fine, hairline cracks. You look closely enough, you'll find that everything has a weak spot where it can break, sooner or later.
                      Willy Beachum: You looking for mine?
                      Ted Crawford: I've already found yours.
                      Willy Beachum: What is it?
                      Ted Crawford: You're a winner, Willy.
                      Willy Beachum: Yeah.
                      [chuckles nervously]
                      Willy Beachum: Well, I guess the joke's on me then, isn't it?
                      Ted Crawford: [grinning] You bet your ***, old sport.
                      Samsung PN60F8500 PDP / Anthem MRX 720 / Klipsch RC-62 II / Klipsch RF-82 II (x2) / Insignia NS-B2111 (x2) / SVS PC13-Ultra / SVS SB-2000 / Sony MDR-7506 Professional / Audio-Technica ATH-R70x / Sony PS3 & PS4 / DirecTV HR44-500 / DarbeeVision DVP-5000 / Panamax M5400-PM / Elgato HD60

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                      • mburke2
                        MVP
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 1174

                        #371
                        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                        "It's Jack's first birthday, I want it to be special. I got a petting zoo for the kids, and we need to figure out something great for the adults."

                        "How about a Russian Roulette booth? And here's the kicker, we put bullets in all the chambers, that way everybody wins!"
                        Patriots
                        Celtics
                        Bruins
                        Red Sox

                        Twitter: @mburke2_08
                        PSN: mburke2_08

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                        • nyj721
                          MVP
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 2258

                          #372
                          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                          "Wait a minute, before you turn him on do you think he'll be able to see us?"
                          "In ways you can only imagine."
                          "Well look I mean..is he gonna be able to chase us 'cause if I woke up looking like that, I would just run towards the nearest living thing and kill it."
                          Originally posted by slickdtc
                          I'd ride his bus, that's all I'm saying.

                          No context needed

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                          • buckeye02
                            MVP
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 4148

                            #373
                            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                            "I am great at free throws. Seriously, free throws are, like, my best thing."
                            PSN: buckeye02

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                            • Mo
                              SSN
                              • May 2003
                              • 11425

                              #374
                              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                              Stay Excellent
                              Don't you EVER read my blog? It's gotten a lot better.

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                              • x Stinkfist x
                                Banned
                                • Sep 2011
                                • 332

                                #375
                                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                                This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

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