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  • Watson
    Burrow Club
    • Jul 2008
    • 27013

    #1456
    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

    So, under "experience", you've listed here on your hat-shaped resume that you can skin a buck, run a trout line, and that all your "rowdy friends" are-

    Coming over tonight, yessir.
    And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

    @AdamdotH

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    • youvalss
      ******
      • Feb 2007
      • 16599

      #1457
      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

      "In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die. Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman. Darryl save life. My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!"
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      • Blzer
        Resident film pundit
        • Mar 2004
        • 42515

        #1458
        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

        I want us to work out a signal system of communication. When I elbow you real hard in the face, that means "shut up"!
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        • Sinner
          All Star
          • Jun 2003
          • 5483

          #1459
          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

          Originally posted by Watson
          Do you hunt? You know, shoot, kill things-animals.

          -No

          When you shoot a bird, duck, or pheasant, say your dog, your retriever, picks up with it's mouth-it's soft mouth. Soft mouth is key otherwise the dog sinks his teeth into the bird's flesh. Your dog brings it to you and lays it at your feet. But sometimes when you shoot the bird, it's not dead. It's just wounded. Strange thing is, whether the bird is dead or just wounded, once the dog gets it in his mouth, the bird goes limp. Like a rag, it doesn't move. It acts like it's dead. Doesn't struggle or scream, it just...goes limp. Don't you think that's strange? You know what I think it is? Fear. The bird's scared out his *** **** mind. Who wouldn't be? I know I would. Then again, maybe the bird is faking, you know what I'm saying? Maybe it wants you-talking about the bird now-to think it's dead. So when the dog drops it out of it's soft mouth at it's master's feet it can take off. It works sometimes. You wouldn't think it does, but it does. Not a lot, once in a blue moon.

          -Please, I swear. I'm not KGB. I don't know anything. Please, I swear.

          You're scared, I know. I would be too. Because I've got you in my soft mouth. And you're not dead, not yet. Maybe you think you can run when I drop you at my master's feet. Maybe you can. Maybe you will. But the thing is you have my partner. If you don't tell me where he is, you will never be dropped at my master's feet. My bite will go hard and you will know you are dead before your heart stops beating.
          What is this from?
          -= Never argue with an idiot, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.=- Edward Murphy

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          • Watson
            Burrow Club
            • Jul 2008
            • 27013

            #1460
            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

            Originally posted by Sinner
            What is this from?
            The Americans
            And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

            @AdamdotH

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            • youvalss
              ******
              • Feb 2007
              • 16599

              #1461
              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

              "Whenever I'm about to do something, I think 'Would an idiot do that?', and if they would I do not do that thing".
              My Specs:

              ZX Spectrum
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              GPU: Monochrome display
              RAM: 48 KB
              OS: Sinclair BASIC

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              • jfsolo
                Live Action, please?
                • May 2003
                • 12965

                #1462
                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                "You’ve already done plenty of things to regret. You just don’t know what they are. It’s when you discover them. When you see the folly in something you’ve done and you wish that you had it to do over, but you know you can’t because it’s too late. So you pick that thing up and you carry it with you to remind you that life goes on, the world will spin without you. It really doesn’t matter in the end. Then, you will attain character, because honesty will reach out from inside and tattoo itself across your face."
                Jordan Mychal Lemos
                @crypticjordan

                Do this today: Instead of $%*#!@& on a game you're not going to play or movie you're not going to watch, say something good about a piece of media you're excited about.

                Do the same thing tomorrow. And the next. Now do it forever.

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                • l3ulvl
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 17232

                  #1463
                  Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                  Robert Stack: Update, we still have no ****ing clue where this guy is
                  Last edited by l3ulvl; 01-20-2017, 08:06 PM.
                  Wolverines Wings Same Old Lions Tigers Pistons Erika Christensen

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                  • Watson
                    Burrow Club
                    • Jul 2008
                    • 27013

                    #1464
                    Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                    Early: That's what I'm talkin' about. Hell, yeah! Come on now, turn it on son. Turn it on.
                    Rusty: Turn it on son. Turn it on!
                    E: No, no, no, It's already on. Okay, you got to tell him it's on!
                    R: It is on... boy.
                    E: Follow with a simile. Come on.
                    R: It's on like... uh
                    E: What's it on like? Preferably a rhyme.
                    R: It's on like, like Michelle Kwan!
                    E: ...Oh, son.
                    R: I'll do a tripe-axle lutz on your zambonied ice.
                    Sheriff: Rusty, It's on like Red Dawn or Charles Bron-son. Or hell, I'd even have accepted the movie "Tron". But Michelle Kwan? Please.
                    R: She made sacrifices to get where she is!
                    E: Damn it! How many times have we watched Road House this weekend? How many times, Rusty? How damn many?
                    R: Four?
                    E: Damn, that's a lot.
                    And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                    @AdamdotH

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                    • TripleCrown9
                      Keep the Faith
                      • May 2010
                      • 23673

                      #1465
                      Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                      "Are you trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?"
                      Boston Red Sox
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                      9 4 1 8 27 6 14 45 26 34

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                      • youvalss
                        ******
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 16599

                        #1466
                        Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                        Dwight: "Through concentration, I can raise and lower my cholesterol at will."

                        Pam: "Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?"

                        Dwight: "So I can lower it."
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                        ZX Spectrum
                        CPU: Z80 @ 3.5 MHz
                        GPU: Monochrome display
                        RAM: 48 KB
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                        • Speedy
                          #Ace
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 16143

                          #1467
                          Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                          We will be perfect in every aspect of the game.

                          You drop a pass...you run a mile.
                          You miss a blocking assignment...you run a mile.
                          You fumble the football...and I will break my foot off in your John Brown hindparts - and then you will run a mile.
                          Originally posted by Gibson88
                          Anyone who asked for an ETA is not being Master of their Domain.
                          It's hard though...especially when I got my neighbor playing their franchise across the street...maybe I will occupy myself with Glamore Magazine.

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                          • youvalss
                            ******
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 16599

                            #1468
                            Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                            "I'm sorry. I can't live knowing Ted Danson makes that much more than me."
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                            GPU: Monochrome display
                            RAM: 48 KB
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                            • Blzer
                              Resident film pundit
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 42515

                              #1469
                              Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                              "What's with all this third-person nonsense?"

                              "What do you mean?"

                              "You know exactly what I mean: 'A Bill Haywood must be allowed to speak his mind.' When did all this start?"

                              "I don't know, that's how all the guys talk. Bo Jackson, Danny Tartabull..."

                              "Look, let Danny Tartabull's mother worry about him."
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                              • youvalss
                                ******
                                • Feb 2007
                                • 16599

                                #1470
                                Re: Random TV/Movie Quotes...

                                "Well this is it. The food is atrocious, but the busboys are the best in the city."
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                                ZX Spectrum
                                CPU: Z80 @ 3.5 MHz
                                GPU: Monochrome display
                                RAM: 48 KB
                                OS: Sinclair BASIC

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