You know what really grinds my gears?

[stewaat]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

ROTFLMAO

I 2nd this. Man I was cracking up.

[Acid]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

I tried not touching anything once when I was younger and pissed all over myself.

[Flyboy]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

I tried not touching anything once when I was younger and pissed all over myself.

New sig quote. Thanks, sir.

[Blaxican8504]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

I tried not touching anything once when I was younger and pissed all over myself.

[Chaos81]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

Best burger I've had is at Red Robin. Monster burger (2 patties) with bacon on it. Incredible. Not to mention the bottomless fries.

I agree.

I might have to go Red Robin for lunch tomorrow.

[Trevytrev11]

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Why can't you people use the bathroom without going all over your hands? It is possible to piss without coating your hands and arms...of course you may be into that sort of thing

Forget the pissing on your hands, your junk has still been sitting in between your legs all day probably getting all sweaty and crap. Wash it just for that.

[Trevytrev11]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

While we're on bathroom happenings,

It really grinds my gears when people don't flush the damn urinal. You just got done taking a piss, reach up and knock the handle so a) the bathroom doesn't smell like stale urine and b) the next guy doesn't have to potentially get splash back from someone elses urine (see below).

If you're worried about germs, knock it with your elbow or go get a papertowl and come back and knock it.

And also, the splash back. Is there anything worse than taking a piss in a rinal that is shaped so that no matter where you aim, you get sprayed. You'd aim directly for the water, but the stupid urinal cake or platics urinal cake holder is defelcting everything all over the place. So the whole time your draining your blatter your searching going in circles searching for the safest spot.

[Graphik]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

You know what really grinds my MF'in gears?

PC Gaming.

First you get a game in the sheer hope that its compatible with you 2 year old PCI, seemingly worthless "but I paid 150 bucks for" video card....

Then you got to update your freaking drivers....which in my case, made my pc run worst than it did before....

Then you got to hope your 200 dollar external soundcard that can brilliantly play wav and mp3 files in sorround(I feel I'm actually at the studio recoding with the band) sound is compatible with your game of choices EAX, SuperScope, 4,982 Bit, 7.1 Dolby Digital DTS, THX requirements......

Then you got to see if your AMD bootleg pentium processor with its equivilent to 3GHz can run the game smoothly....

Then you got to see if your DVD/CD drive can run a 8x speed.....

Then you got to check and see if you're cable modem will allow you to join the biggest, dumbest, largest scale battles as is avertised on the box....

Then you got to download some foreign application to allow access to the games servers....

Then you got to check and see if your random gravis gamepad will be able to be configured with the games control scheme.....

Then you got to DL the freakin' Windows Service Pack 2.2.2.2.2.2. in order to run the game....

Then you got to waste 1 complete hour of your life installing 15 cds back to back to back to back to back..........dont forget the cd key which consist of a NASA designed, Davinci inspired 300 letter and digit riddle code which ultimately is the password to Heaven's gates.....dont forget to leave CAPS ON!!

THEN....after all is said and done, you finally get to the opening loading screen. The moment you've been waiting for for close to 3 hours of installing and updating.....your initial high has abandoned you.....your wife has went to sleep.......you just not realize its 2AM........



"DO YOU WANT TO REGISTER THIS PRODUCT"....

**** NO, Later......

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OK, time to play this bad boy.....
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All this to find out that you system specs will run the game at its bare minimum....no details....no shadows....draw distance of 10 feet......static lighting.....polygon count of 1......texture quality 5 out of 100.....character detail the equivilent to stick men.....and sound quality with no 3d directional sound and closely mimic the quality of an 8 track tape player......


Worst of all, the game runs at a choppy 4 frames a minute......
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That ladies and gentlemen....really grinds my gears....























*where's my PS2*

[Brandon13]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

Now that's a rant.

[stewaat]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

It really grinds my gears when I have a street sign that has my last name on it fall down and hit my keyboard and messes up the "K" and the "I" keys.

The cover of the "I" came off and the "K" key is all f'd up! Man that sucks!

Fortunately for myself I have a random keyboard that I can plug in my laptop and use. It's actually nicer this way. Things happen for a reason I guess.

[Hassan Darkside]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

It grinds my gears when I walk into a public bathroom into the stall to see that someone left a massive deposit complete with half a roll of toilet paper all in there unflushed. It's like the sickest thing ever.

Aww dang, brb, I forgot to flush.

Seriously.

[Village Idiot]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

Guys who feel there is a need to put their name in the title of their slider threads grinds my gears a bit. As though your name appearing under the thread's title, and the fact that your post is the first of the thread isn't enough for people. And, no, they're not just any sliders, their YOUR sliders. They're not just All-Star sliders, they're YOUR All-Star sliders, BY YOU.

[Trevytrev11]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

On top of that, what about guys that have sliders out three hours after they have the game and then proceed to come up with 45 versions of those sliders.

[ODogg]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

What really grinds my gears is shaking hands with people. After studies have shown that only about 25% of men wash their hands after going to the restroom and noticing every 3rd driver that drives in their cars are picking their nose, it is always very alarming to have to shake hands with people and get God knows what on your hands. I always have to immediately go wash my hands after shaking hands with anyone and it's very annoying.

A couple weeks ago I had a worst possible case scenario, I was at the bar and ordered some food, then I went and washed my hands, came and sit back down. Some drunk and somewhat shabby looking Bears fan (I was wearing my Cowboys jersey and they were playing each other) came back and decided to introduce him self and shake my hand. I then had to get up, go back to the wash room and scrub my hands again.

It's a horrible practice IMO. We should all just politely bow like the Japanese! No touching!

[Nivek]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

What really grinds my gears is shaking hands with people. After studies have shown that only about 25% of men wash their hands after going to the restroom and noticing every 3rd driver that drives in their cars are picking their nose, it is always very alarming to have to shake hands with people and get God knows what on your hands. I always have to immediately go wash my hands after shaking hands with anyone and it's very annoying.

A couple weeks ago I had a worst possible case scenario, I was at the bar and ordered some food, then I went and washed my hands, came and sit back down. Some drunk and somewhat shabby looking Bears fan (I was wearing my Cowboys jersey and they were playing each other) came back and decided to introduce him self and shake my hand. I then had to get up, go back to the wash room and scrub my hands again.

It's a horrible practice IMO. We should all just politely bow like the Japanese! No touching!

Howie? Is that you?