You know what really grinds my gears?

[mgoblue]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

What really grinds my gears is shaking hands with people. After studies have shown that only about 25% of men wash their hands after going to the restroom and noticing every 3rd driver that drives in their cars are picking their nose, it is always very alarming to have to shake hands with people and get God knows what on your hands. I always have to immediately go wash my hands after shaking hands with anyone and it's very annoying.

A couple weeks ago I had a worst possible case scenario, I was at the bar and ordered some food, then I went and washed my hands, came and sit back down. Some drunk and somewhat shabby looking Bears fan (I was wearing my Cowboys jersey and they were playing each other) came back and decided to introduce him self and shake my hand. I then had to get up, go back to the wash room and scrub my hands again.

It's a horrible practice IMO. We should all just politely bow like the Japanese! No touching!

Wow, dude, you are never going to have sex then! Stay away from filthy, diseased women and become a monk in Tibet.

[Flyboy]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

What really grinds my gears is shaking hands with people. After studies have shown that only about 25% of men wash their hands after going to the restroom and noticing every 3rd driver that drives in their cars are picking their nose, it is always very alarming to have to shake hands with people and get God knows what on your hands. I always have to immediately go wash my hands after shaking hands with anyone and it's very annoying.

A couple weeks ago I had a worst possible case scenario, I was at the bar and ordered some food, then I went and washed my hands, came and sit back down. Some drunk and somewhat shabby looking Bears fan (I was wearing my Cowboys jersey and they were playing each other) came back and decided to introduce him self and shake my hand. I then had to get up, go back to the wash room and scrub my hands again.

It's a horrible practice IMO. We should all just politely bow like the Japanese! No touching!

This post reminds me EXACTLY of Ben Stiller in Along Came Polly.

[Flyboy]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

Wow, dude, you are never going to have sex then! Stay away from filthy, diseased women and become a monk in Tibet.

Imagine if he had a squirter.

[Nivek]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

Imagine if he had a squirter.

LOL, for some reason, I don't think he'll have that problem.

[cjonesfan921]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

Imagine if he had a squirter.

Flower!?!?!










I can see where he is coming from, but that is extreme. It doesn't bother me. Germs are everywhere.

[Flyboy]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

Flower!?!?!

Ms. Tucci! Met her -- very cool woman.

[TheMatrix31]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

I'm a germophob also, and use Purell many, many times daily.

Although I've heard that Purell is BS.

[stewaat]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

30 pages in one week. I had a feeling this topic would do well.

[Village Idiot]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

30 pages in one week. I had a feeling this topic would do well.

Who doesn't like to bitch?

[Cebby]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

Imagine if he had a squirter.

That **** is gross. That'll be my excuse the next time I don't satisfy a girl;

"I didn't get off"

"That's half the point baby girl"

[Acid]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

Who doesn't like to bitch?

Women.

[Flyboy]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

That **** is gross. That'll be my excuse the next time I don't satisfy a girl;

"I didn't get off"

"That's half the point baby girl"

LOL @ "baby girl"

[dust247]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

You know what grinds my gears? And this is a bit of a take off of what PDiddy said.

I hate it when people root for one school in college football and another in college basketball. That just wreaks of being a front runner.

Not naming any names, but there's an OS'er who roots for Virginia Tech in football and UNC in basketball. How is that possible? What do you do when Tech plays UNC in football? Or in basketball? How could you root for an institute of higher learning...in one sport....and root against them in another?

News flash, folks! They're the same team! Same colors! Same logo! Same fans!

Thank you! I couldn't have said it better myself.

[ODogg]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

Howie? Is that you?

LOL, I knew a lot of people would say my post is overkill. But seriously, the next time you see someone pick their nose, leave the restroom without washing, scratch their junk, etc etc, ask yourself if the next person shaking their hand is going to know that? Then think about the next time you shake hands with someone about where that hand has been.

And reference to the squirter, I hope some of you saw Californiacation last week, LMAO! If not, see if you can watch it ON DEMAND.

[bsb13]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

LOL, I knew a lot of people would say my post is overkill. But seriously, the next time you see someone pick their nose, leave the restroom without washing, scratch their junk, etc etc, ask yourself if the next person shaking their hand is going to know that? Then think about the next time you shake hands with someone about where that hand has been.

And reference to the squirter, I hope some of you saw Californiacation last week, LMAO! If not, see if you can watch it ON DEMAND.

When I shake hands with someone I think to myself...if they only knew where MY hands have been, lol.