You know what really grinds my gears?

[USF11]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

Ah, the classic one-upper.

I HATE THE ONE-UPPER.

Example
Me: I was eating dinner last night at insert (eatery) and wouldnt you know it insert (C-List celebrity) walked in.

1upper: Oh yeah, a friend of a friend is a cousin of insert (B-list celebrity) and was able to goto their wedding and meet all kinds of insert multiple (B-list celebrities).

I F$&#$*)& HATE THE ONE UPPER!

[Graphik]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

Cuddle Bitches!

Everyone from the females companions to the dudes companions knows he will never get any cooch but for some odd reason, he cant see the truth himself. So he stays, playing the nice guy role. Hoping one day she'll see things his way.

Guys like this bother me with a passion. Not only cause I used to be one but even with provided experience and an unfound knowledge on the subject, they still believe what they want to believe even when all signs point to NO.

We all know each female comes with a different personality but the majority of females share the same traits. If she's not interested, there are obvious signs to look out for and yet when these signs are listed in detail, the oblivious cuddle bitch counters each and every sign as their denial is so thick that exteme rejection is the only thing that can convince him otherwise.

Such a shame plus they ruin the game for other confident alpha males.

[Village Idiot]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

I'll tell you what grinds my gears.

You're watching an adult film - you know, doin' your business - and for a time everything is going along well. The chick's hot, the angles are good, everything is just right. What happens? For some reason, unbeknownst to any sane, heterosexual male, the camera man decides that the next shot, the one that will most splendidly capture the essence of the sexual experience being portrayed, is going to be something like this:



This shot oftentimes continues for 5, 10 or even 15 seconds. Seriously - WTF? I'm trying to 'finish up' and you're gonna hit me with a prolonged shot of some dude's face?

Memo to porn cameramen everywhere: no one wants to see this shot, ever. Indeed, it is a diversion from what we do want to see - namely, the chick. Get your act together, morons.

[Graphik]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

I'll tell you what grinds my gears.

You're watching an adult film - you know, doin' your business - and for a time everything is going along well. The chick's hot, the angles are good, everything is just right. What happens? For some reason, unbeknownst to any sane, heterosexual male, the camera man decides that the next shot, the one that will most splendidly capture the essence of the sexual experience being portrayed, is going to be something like this:



This shot oftentimes continues for 5, 10 or even 15 seconds. Seriously - WTF? I'm trying to 'finish up' and you're gonna hit me with a prolonged shot of some dude's face?

Memo to porn cameramen everywhere: no one wants to see this shot, ever. Indeed, it is a diversion from what we do want to see - namely, the chick. Get your act together, morons.

Ya know...this is the most valid peeve of the entire thread. Whats even worse is when they decide to show the mans junk for long stretches of time. Seriously though, the male face shot is pretty bad. If they ever made a dvd player where I can fast foward with my mind, it wouldn't be as bad. Nothing sucks worse than getting lubricants on your remote.

[stewaat]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!

[CS10029]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

Best one of the thread by far. Awsome!

[jmood88]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

I'll tell you what grinds my gears.

You're watching an adult film - you know, doin' your business - and for a time everything is going along well. The chick's hot, the angles are good, everything is just right. What happens? For some reason, unbeknownst to any sane, heterosexual male, the camera man decides that the next shot, the one that will most splendidly capture the essence of the sexual experience being portrayed, is going to be something like this:



This shot oftentimes continues for 5, 10 or even 15 seconds. Seriously - WTF? I'm trying to 'finish up' and you're gonna hit me with a prolonged shot of some dude's face?

Memo to porn cameramen everywhere: no one wants to see this shot, ever. Indeed, it is a diversion from what we do want to see - namely, the chick. Get your act together, morons.

I don't get that either, no one is watching the movie to see the look on the guy's face.

[CS10029]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

If there was some way to get the guy out of it... LESBIANS!!!!

[Flyboy]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

Please don't get me started on all my pet peeves in pr0n. kkthx

[CS10029]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

P30PlE Wh0 t1pe lyKe Th1s.

[Flyboy]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

P30PlE Wh0 t1pe lyKe Th1s.

n00b, lawlz.

kkthxbi.

[BunnyHardaway]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

Cuddle Bitches!

Everyone from the females companions to the dudes companions knows he will never get any cooch but for some odd reason, he cant see the truth himself. So he stays, playing the nice guy role. Hoping one day she'll see things his way.

Guys like this bother me with a passion. Not only cause I used to be one but even with provided experience and an unfound knowledge on the subject, they still believe what they want to believe even when all signs point to NO.

We all know each female comes with a different personality but the majority of females share the same traits. If she's not interested, there are obvious signs to look out for and yet when these signs are listed in detail, the oblivious cuddle bitch counters each and every sign as their denial is so thick that exteme rejection is the only thing that can convince him otherwise.

Such a shame plus they ruin the game for other confident alpha males.

Yeah...that was me until about yesterday. Staying on that subject...

It really grinds my gears when a girl who you've been extremely close with for the past 2 years decides to completely screw you over and chooses to be friends with a freshman girl that she's known for 2 months over you. It also grinds my gears when she proceeds to tell you that everything you did for her meant nothing, and she trusts said freshman girl more than you.

So basically, I've learned that you really can't trust anybody, not even your supposed best friend.

[cjonesfan921]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

Guys like this.........

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EDIT: This is the most hilarious video ever on Youtube. Had to find a way to post it.

[The C]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

Cuddle Bitches!

Everyone from the females companions to the dudes companions knows he will never get any cooch but for some odd reason, he cant see the truth himself. So he stays, playing the nice guy role. Hoping one day she'll see things his way.

Guys like this bother me with a passion. Not only cause I used to be one but even with provided experience and an unfound knowledge on the subject, they still believe what they want to believe even when all signs point to NO.

We all know each female comes with a different personality but the majority of females share the same traits. If she's not interested, there are obvious signs to look out for and yet when these signs are listed in detail, the oblivious cuddle bitch counters each and every sign as their denial is so thick that exteme rejection is the only thing that can convince him otherwise.

Such a shame plus they ruin the game for other confident alpha males.

Everyone knows that toddlers love to cuddle, Graphik. So don't literally rob the cradle and it won't be a problem.

[Miles_Yuhas]

Re: You know what really grinds my gears?

I can't stand skinny people who can eat whatever they want and not gain weight and they have a 6-pack.

haha, that ones me.