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  • stewaat

    #76
    Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

    You can talk about how the movie has hype to see if she has any interest whatsoever. Then be polite and shut up for the movie. Then talk about it because you've already made that first contact and it's a given you will discuss afterwards.

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    • CMH
      Making you famous
      • Oct 2002
      • 26203

      #77
      Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

      Originally posted by stewaat
      You can talk about how the movie has hype to see if she has any interest whatsoever. Then be polite and shut up for the movie. Then talk about it because you've already made that first contact and it's a given you will discuss afterwards.
      Yea. But I'm still there to watch the movie. I don't care about the girl next to me.
      "It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace

      "You'll not find more penny-wise/pound-foolish behavior than in Major League Baseball." - Rob Neyer

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      • Brandwin
        Hall Of Fame
        • Jul 2002
        • 30621

        #78
        Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

        If a guy sit next to me at the movies I would ask him what he was doing or move. I hate that when it's empty and someone sits beside you or right in front of you. Just pisses me off. A theater full of seats and you are going to sit right beside me or in the seat right in front of me?

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        • NoleFan
          Hall Of Fame
          • Aug 2002
          • 12855

          #79
          Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

          Originally posted by DookieMowf
          If a guy sit next to me at the movies I would ask him what he was doing or move. I hate that when it's empty and someone sits beside you or right in front of you. Just pisses me off. A theater full of seats and you are going to sit right beside me or in the seat right in front of me?
          I agree! It has nothing really to do with being gay or anything. Just common courtesy. Now, the urinal thing is different. Not because you aren't secure in your masculinity but because you can NEVER be certain about the next guy.
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          • skitch
            Fear Ameer
            • Oct 2002
            • 12349

            #80
            Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

            Originally posted by VTPack919
            3 urinals between 75 guys, I could care less about man laws when I gotta piss, ****, and shower.
            Wait, you **** and shower in a urinal?

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            • Cebby
              Banned
              • Apr 2005
              • 22327

              #81
              Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

              Originally posted by Kredit
              Wait, you **** and shower in a urinal?
              Maybe he likes his showers golden?

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              • Flyboy
                Daydream Believer
                • Jun 2003
                • 11352

                #82
                Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

                Originally posted by DookieMowf
                If a guy sit next to me at the movies I would ask him what he was doing or move. I hate that when it's empty and someone sits beside you or right in front of you. Just pisses me off. A theater full of seats and you are going to sit right beside me or in the seat right in front of me?
                Thank you. My point exactly. It's the same way when I'm sitting on the bus. It's like, "Really dude?"
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                • oakfan162
                  Get Ducked Up!
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 4724

                  #83
                  Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

                  That kinda reminds me of when your at the gym on a machine, and a guy walks past, so close that he almost hits you. Its like "hey! I don't want your mansweat on me!"

                  Or when those guys go to the rack of free weights and stand like two feet in front of them, so they can look in the mirror, meanwhile you can't get to the weights.
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                  • The 24th Letter
                    ERA
                    • Oct 2007
                    • 39373

                    #84
                    Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

                    Originally posted by oakfan162
                    That kinda reminds me of when your at the gym on a machine, and a guy walks past, so close that he almost hits you. Its like "hey! I don't want your mansweat on me!"

                    Or when those guys go to the rack of free weights and stand like two feet in front of them, so they can look in the mirror, meanwhile you can't get to the weights.
                    lol mansweat sucks.......but its unavoidable in sports

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                    • CeltBhoy33
                      Love Celtic, Hate Racism
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 1446

                      #85
                      Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

                      Here is a wierd story relating to this I guess. Well my bro is coming up to Indiana from Florida and he is driving. he stops at a Tennessee pit stop to take a piss. When he gets in the bathroom he hears some kinda noise. Well it turned out some guy was jerkin his meat in the stall next to the urinal. The guy was moaning and crap my bro said. He told the person at the clerk and they called the cops. haha how messed up is that.
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                      • VTPack919
                        We Go Again
                        • Jun 2003
                        • 9708

                        #86
                        Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

                        Originally posted by The 24th Letter
                        lol mansweat sucks.......but its unavoidable in sports
                        Along came polly.....
                        YNWA

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                        • GBrushTWood
                          Banned
                          • Mar 2003
                          • 1624

                          #87
                          Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

                          Originally posted by markees007
                          Here is a wierd story relating to this I guess. Well my bro is coming up to Indiana from Florida and he is driving. he stops at a Tennessee pit stop to take a piss. When he gets in the bathroom he hears some kinda noise. Well it turned out some guy was jerkin his meat in the stall next to the urinal. The guy was moaning and crap my bro said. He told the person at the clerk and they called the cops. haha how messed up is that.
                          That's pretty f'ing twisted. I guess the guy couldn't do it in his car? Ugh.

                          Along the same lines, another manlaw violation, in my opinion:

                          when you are at the urinal, and some other dude (doesn't necessarily have to be next to you, although creepier if it is) starts moaning and groaning at how great it feels to take a piss. I find this to be extremely uncomfortable, as I have no inclination to hear some dude's moans of pleasure as liquids exit his body. It's super gay, anybody doing this should be kicked in the nuts from behind.

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                          • p_rushing
                            Hall Of Fame
                            • Feb 2004
                            • 14514

                            #88
                            Re: A Direct Manlaw Violation

                            I had experienced a man law violation today. I'm in a store and go to the bathroom, 2 guys are in 2 stalls next to each other when others were open and talking. They are talking about what is coming out of them. I believe they were employees and almost went to the customer service desk, it was right there, as their language.

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