You can talk about how the movie has hype to see if she has any interest whatsoever. Then be polite and shut up for the movie. Then talk about it because you've already made that first contact and it's a given you will discuss afterwards.
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You can talk about how the movie has hype to see if she has any interest whatsoever. Then be polite and shut up for the movie. Then talk about it because you've already made that first contact and it's a given you will discuss afterwards. -
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Yea. But I'm still there to watch the movie. I don't care about the girl next to me."It may well be that we spectators, who are not divinely gifted as athletes, are the only ones able to truly see, articulate and animate the experience of the gift we are denied. And that those who receive and act out the gift of athletic genius must, perforce, be blind and dumb about it -- and not because blindness and dumbness are the price of the gift, but because they are its essence." - David Foster Wallace
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If a guy sit next to me at the movies I would ask him what he was doing or move. I hate that when it's empty and someone sits beside you or right in front of you. Just pisses me off. A theater full of seats and you are going to sit right beside me or in the seat right in front of me?Comment
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If a guy sit next to me at the movies I would ask him what he was doing or move. I hate that when it's empty and someone sits beside you or right in front of you. Just pisses me off. A theater full of seats and you are going to sit right beside me or in the seat right in front of me?F-L-O-R-I-D-A! S-T-A-T-E! Florida State! Florida State! Florida State! Wooooo!Comment
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If a guy sit next to me at the movies I would ask him what he was doing or move. I hate that when it's empty and someone sits beside you or right in front of you. Just pisses me off. A theater full of seats and you are going to sit right beside me or in the seat right in front of me?Originally posted by EWRMETSMaybe the best post in OS's history. If you don't think Tony Romo is a Hall of Famer, you support al Qaeda.Comment
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That kinda reminds me of when your at the gym on a machine, and a guy walks past, so close that he almost hits you. Its like "hey! I don't want your mansweat on me!"
Or when those guys go to the rack of free weights and stand like two feet in front of them, so they can look in the mirror, meanwhile you can't get to the weights.University of Oregon
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That kinda reminds me of when your at the gym on a machine, and a guy walks past, so close that he almost hits you. Its like "hey! I don't want your mansweat on me!"
Or when those guys go to the rack of free weights and stand like two feet in front of them, so they can look in the mirror, meanwhile you can't get to the weights.Comment
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Here is a wierd story relating to this I guess. Well my bro is coming up to Indiana from Florida and he is driving. he stops at a Tennessee pit stop to take a piss. When he gets in the bathroom he hears some kinda noise. Well it turned out some guy was jerkin his meat in the stall next to the urinal. The guy was moaning and crap my bro said. He told the person at the clerk and they called the cops. haha how messed up is that.MCRD October 29. Oh Rah!
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Here is a wierd story relating to this I guess. Well my bro is coming up to Indiana from Florida and he is driving. he stops at a Tennessee pit stop to take a piss. When he gets in the bathroom he hears some kinda noise. Well it turned out some guy was jerkin his meat in the stall next to the urinal. The guy was moaning and crap my bro said. He told the person at the clerk and they called the cops. haha how messed up is that.
Along the same lines, another manlaw violation, in my opinion:
when you are at the urinal, and some other dude (doesn't necessarily have to be next to you, although creepier if it is) starts moaning and groaning at how great it feels to take a piss. I find this to be extremely uncomfortable, as I have no inclination to hear some dude's moans of pleasure as liquids exit his body. It's super gay, anybody doing this should be kicked in the nuts from behind.Comment
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I had experienced a man law violation today. I'm in a store and go to the bathroom, 2 guys are in 2 stalls next to each other when others were open and talking. They are talking about what is coming out of them. I believe they were employees and almost went to the customer service desk, it was right there, as their language.Comment
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