What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

**3rdAnswer** · 06-05-2008, 08:48 AM

Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

One day I was helping this couple at FYE get tickets to some show, I can't remember. When they came to the counter, I said

Me: Alright. I have 2 tickets for the 10:00 showing to [insert band] at the Greensboro Coliseum. The best available seats are right here [as I point to the seating chart]

Lady: [says to her husbands] I don't like this view. [she looks at me and says] Is this the best you got?
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Or.

Someone calls FYE and asks:

Them: Do you guys have any Wii's in stock?
Me: No, we're sold out for right now
Them: Do you know when you'll get any in?
Me: No, they just kinda send them to us whenever...
Them: So....you don't have any Wii's, right?

Like the second time they ask me, one will just fall from the sky. I hate that ish.

**Jerbear** · 06-05-2008, 08:53 AM

Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

I always have run-ins with idiots at Tim Horton's (Huge coffee shop chain in Canada and parts of US). IF you want a medium 2 cream and 2 sugar it is common for you to ask for a 'Medium Double Double", or Large Triple Triple" and so on. One night a drove up and asked for a large triple cream. I get to the window and the girl asked me, "Does triple mean three?" LOL!

**bgeno** · 06-05-2008, 09:16 AM

Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

I was sitting under my friend's porch, and we were just chilling on these really comfy hanging chairs...

me: I wish I could sit on my porch and just chill.
friend: Why can't you?
me: Because I get so bitten up.
friend: By what?
me: ....... Panthers, Shawn... Panthers.

**youvalss** · 06-05-2008, 10:31 AM

Re: What Stupid Questions Have Been Asked To You?

As u might know, I wasn't a fighter in the army. For a about a year during my service, I was in charge of a big warehouse of office equipment. So when I moved to this position, all the soldiers who were there left (u'll soon understand why...), which means I was alone there for about 2-3 months. Now, my supervisor was a stpuid dumb-a$$-uneducated-idiot Yemenite. So he knew me well and knew I was all alone there, but every morning he was calling me and his first sentence was always: "Good morning, who is this?" WTFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!! I'm the only one here for months and u ask me the same question every day???!!!! But he kinda tried to screw me all the time, he didn't like me so that was his way to show it. Once, I had enough of his dictation so I stayed home one Friday (on Fridays we used to come once in two weeks - Friday in and Friday out, or something like that). But I had come the previous 4 Fridays and I wasn't gonna come for the fifth time when every1 doing it every other week. So I didn't come, and I got a call and they told me I'd have a trial. I said "OK", and on Sunday one of the Officers there set the trial, and I think I got a few days of confinement. Meh, I stayed some of them and some of them went home. LOL Those were the days...