Judging A Book By Its Cover

[Brankles]

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I'm going to have 4 cats as soon as I graduate college.

You hate me already, don't you, Brankles?

Not gonna lie... not a good start. 1 out of 20 chance that you're cool, but those are 2007 numbers.

anyone wearing a collared shirt over a collared shirt is a GUARANTEED douche bag

While I've heard urban legends of this, I've not actually seen it live. If anyone has real-life pictures, I would love (hate) to see them. This has to be the all-time douchebag low.

One group of losers are the kids who brag about drinking in college. I mean seriously, what the ****? It's not like every single other person at the school hasn't been drunk at some point and can't do it at anytime they want.

Spot on. I was actually going to mention them, but I figured I was complaining too much. These people also curse unnecessarily to further try to show off. If you want to have a conversation about absolutely nothing for long periods of time, talk to these people.

I have one cat, so I guess I pass the Brankles cat test? LOL. I may be getting another soon, though, since we have been feeding a stray which started staying under our porch.

My suggestion. Buy a BB gun. Much cheaper than paying for food for some selfish annoying cat for 7 or 8 years. Pop off two rounds into its back legs, nothin to kill him or injure him bad, but enough to let him know he's a cat and you're a man.

I can't stand guys who wear sandals (unless it's at the beach). They just gross me out. They made shoes for a reason!

Really... Sandals?

I rock sandals all the time, in fact most people at UF (where we get wasted as s*** and party every night WOOO yeah alcohol number one party school) wear sandals. It's the dudes that rock thong sandals with long blue jeans. That really bothers me for some reason. Jeans/sandals combo is always a questionable look.

People who wear <i>other</i> sports team jerseys to a different sports team event. (I.e. a person wearing a bengals jersey to a Chargers vs Broncos game) WTF?

Definetely judged

Agreed
The next time I see a FSU or Miami jersey at an Auburn vs UF home game, I dunno what I'm gonna do. Probably just laugh.

Anyways I only judge overly obese people. When I was at Niagara my father and I were walking back to the roulette table to see if there were other people at the table and we saw this HUGE person. My father says "oh there's a woman there". Turns out it was an extremely obese guy who was so fat that I was like "how the hell does someone eat that much food? DAMN".

That's kinda messed up if you said it so he can hear it... unless you saw him getting into a car that had Big Dogs bumper stickers, a picture of Calvin pissing on some car company he didn't like and "No Fear" across the windshield. Have at it then.

[ChubbyBanana]

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I judge people who go around reciting Larry the Cable Guy Jokes all day.


"Git R Done!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[callmetaternuts]

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Folks that drive around all day with volume on high(no system in the car either)and still bumping "In Da Club" or any other overplayed rap song that you haven't heard since like 2001.

Bammas of the week.

To take that a bit further, people who do that with their window down and are hanging halfway out the window. Wouldnt it just be easier to scream "Look at me, im a douchebag"?

[KG]

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Swimtrunk Ballers - People who play basketball in their swimming trunks are most likely A) Terrible and B) Going to accidentally hurt you due to incompetency. Never once have I played a pickup game and seen the dude with Hawaiian flowers on his shorts completely tear the court up. They almost always foul on defense and have the absolutely ugliest two handed hipshot jumper you will ever see. If you're good and wanted to come play pickup ball against me and bet on the game and make a ton of money, wear swim trunks, because you will fool the hell out of me.

I hoop outside in swim trunks (not the flowery kind) sometimes because they dry alot faster so I don't get weighed down.

My pet peeve is the guy that plays a sport with the wrong shoes. The flag fball guy that plays in sneakers and slips all game. The guy that plays ball in running shoes and almost immediately sprains an ankle.

[Brandwin]

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Folks that drive around all day with volume on high(no system in the car either)and still bumping "In Da Club" or any other overplayed rap song that you haven't heard since like 2001.

Bammas of the week.

LOL I heard a guy bumping the electric slide the other day.

Hmmm, people who wear shorts to their ankles and shirts to their knees. .

YES! Shorts to the ankles and the socks up past the shorts, so there is actually no skin showing...I think to myself, why not just wear pants?

People who wear hats that just barley sit on their head, like the side. I know what I am talking about, but I can't describe it.

Long t-shirts
Sunglasses inside
People who pull out in front of you (when no one else is even behind you) and then drive 20 MPH slower then you were going.

[CS10029]

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People who wear hats that just barley sit on their head, like the side. I know what I am talking about, but I can't describe it.

Long t-shirts
Sunglasses inside
People who ejaculate in my eye without asking
People who pull out in front of you (when no one else is even behind you) and then drive 20 MPH slower then you were going.

I know exactly what you are talking about with the hat thing and the cutting you off only to drive slower than you.

Who's ejaculating on your face?

[Brandwin]

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I know exactly what you are talking about with the hat thing and the cutting you off only to drive slower than you.

Who's ejaculating on your face?

Huh?

[CS10029]

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Huh?

What?

[Brandwin]

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What?

I dunno too much!

[CS10029]

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I dunno too much!

Me either!

[devilsjaw]

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I pre-judge everyone that has a mullet, and dudes who wear their baseball hats backwards.

[ezekiel55]

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Dudes rockin Ed Hardy shirts and Affliction T-shirts...most of these guys are wannabe MMA douche's with fake orange tans and bacne from roids.

[jmood88]

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White people who want to be Japanese really annoy me. They usually smell like ****, look like bums, and randomly say some stupid phrase from some stupid anime show.

People who wear shorts and sandals when it's snowing get judged very harshly.

[Trevytrev11]

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Hats:

Wearing the hat with the flat bill-you are not tough, I hate who ever started this.





Wearing your hat with your bangs intentionally sticking out from underneath-are you trying to look like a girl. Often times the hats are worn even hire up and the bangs are combed to one side.


I'll probably get some crap for this, but unless you are a hip hop artists or a left handed pitcher, I can't help but shake my head and wonder why someone would intentionally do this.


Jaime Foxx batting .667 (2 for 3). If only he had some hair to hang out underneath.

[CS10029]

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White people who want to be Japanese really annoy me. They usually smell like ****, look like bums, and randomly say some stupid phrase from some stupid anime show.

I hate anime in general, just weirds me out.