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  • Husker_OS
    Champs
    • Jun 2003
    • 21459

    #61
    Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

    Incoming: "Jtst leavng lil willies my frind is droping me off at ur plbce"

    -Translation: She's leaving the bar and her friend is dropping her off at my place in a few minutes. She tends to leave out letters when she's drunk.


    Outgoing: "BALLS! FAU sucks"

    -I gave my friend Troy -8.5 and the wager was $25
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    • Acid
      Mr. Brightside
      • May 2003
      • 16954

      #62
      Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

      Originally posted by Husker_OS
      Incoming: "Jtst leavng lil willies my frind is droping me off at ur plbce"

      -Translation: She's leaving the bar and her friend is dropping her off at my place in a few minutes. She tends to leave out letters when she's drunk.
      Make her sign a contract for consent.
      Blind to this impending fate
      We let the world carry our weight
      It's back breaks with every mile
      But we all live in denial

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      • BunnyHardaway
        Banned
        • Nov 2004
        • 15195

        #63
        Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

        IN: "I'll ride with and give you gas money...we can party and rock out with our ****s out"
        OUT: "sign me up"

        Talking to my friend about going up to PSU next weekend

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        • The 24th Letter
          ERA
          • Oct 2007
          • 39373

          #64
          Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

          "Coles and Gonzalez for Eddie Royal"

          fantasy football proposal

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          • Husker_OS
            Champs
            • Jun 2003
            • 21459

            #65
            Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

            Originally posted by Acid
            Make her sign a contract for consent.


            She did that two weeks ago with her tongue
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            • Acid
              Mr. Brightside
              • May 2003
              • 16954

              #66
              Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

              Originally posted by JJLinn
              IN: "I'll ride with and give you gas money...we can party and rock out with our ****s out"
              OUT: "sign me up"

              Talking to my friend about going up to PSU next weekend
              I predict humiliation in your future.

              Originally posted by Husker_OS
              She did that two weeks ago with her tongue
              It's the hair, isn't it?
              Blind to this impending fate
              We let the world carry our weight
              It's back breaks with every mile
              But we all live in denial

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              • Husker_OS
                Champs
                • Jun 2003
                • 21459

                #67
                Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                Originally posted by Acid

                It's the hair, isn't it?



                Hell if I know.
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                • Koolie G
                  MVP
                  • Mar 2005
                  • 1812

                  #68
                  Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                  In: Why think about him when I can think about running one hand through your soft hair as the other strokes your slick badge.

                  Out: I'm posting that last message on ur wife's facebook page. Homo.

                  My former college roomate.
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                  • cam9219
                    Rookie
                    • Jun 2007
                    • 45

                    #69
                    Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                    Incoming: No ha
                    Outgoing: Wow
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                    Teams: New England Pats - Phoenix Suns - Boston Red Sox - Arizona State

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                    • Blaxican8504
                      All Star
                      • Jul 2002
                      • 4150

                      #70
                      Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                      Originally posted by Koolie G
                      In: Why think about him when I can think about running one hand through your soft hair as the other strokes your slick badge.

                      Out: I'm posting that last message on ur wife's facebook page. Homo.

                      My former college roomate.

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                      • Acid
                        Mr. Brightside
                        • May 2003
                        • 16954

                        #71
                        Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                        "I can't wait to do lines off Mischa Barton's tits."
                        Blind to this impending fate
                        We let the world carry our weight
                        It's back breaks with every mile
                        But we all live in denial

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                        • WazzuRC
                          Go Cougs!
                          • Dec 2002
                          • 5617

                          #72
                          Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                          Incoming: "Just had a dream with you, me, Obama, and George W. Nothing sexual, but still great!"

                          Outgoing: "HAHA"

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                          • Husker_OS
                            Champs
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 21459

                            #73
                            Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                            Incoming: haha...i hate you..seriously.


                            Outgoing: Orlovsky? The Lions using a Red Wings player as a QB?? LOL
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                            • ChubbyBanana
                              Don't Trust Influencers
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 7071

                              #74
                              Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                              Incoming: I work with his sister. He seems nice, but really not my type. If possible, he's too dorky for me. It was a courtesy date, not to be repeated.

                              (My friends like to type)

                              Outgoing: Wow.
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                              • Knowshon24
                                Banned
                                • Jul 2008
                                • 342

                                #75
                                Re: What's the last text on your phone say?

                                I'd love to go out with you, but i cant cause im not real

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