How Often Do You Have A #2?

[GSW]

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I haven't had a good "weight loss dump" in a few days and its really getting to me. I need to start cleansing that **** (no pun intended) or just eat healthier because everytime I try lately it's like 10 minutes of un-fulfilling agony.

drink more water.

[ProfessaPackMan]

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Just dropped a monster **** at work a few moments ago. Now I feel lazy as **** now.

[youvalss]

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I'm obsessed with reading something while I'm having a #2. If I don't have anything to read I keep searching for some reading material until I find some. Sometimes I can hardly hold it, but I always win and manage to find something to read before it's...going out...

[duke776]

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I will not take a #2 at school, I never like using the bathroom in public places anyway, but when I saw some sperm on the seat...I'm not interested sitting on a seat with that on it, even if I have toilet paper set on it.

Strangely enough, I loved drinking it after playing ball or any kind of exercise. I'd get home from HS practice and chug a half gallon of milk some times, it quenched my thirst like nothing else lol.

I actually think that's when milk tastes the best, I always used to drink a ton of milk when I got home from playing a sport or exercising.

[Dispatch]

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I would say I'm in the 2/3 group.

I think the best feeling is when you take a massive #2 then go to wipe and there really isn't much to clean. Its one of the most satisfying feelings, you feel like you've done a real good job eating healthy and its pretty solid not all mushy and what not.

[youvalss]

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DC, I think you need to change the name of the thread to: #2 - Daily Report.

[Laettner32]

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[QUOTE=duke776;2039349013]I will not take a #2 at school, I never like using the bathroom in public places anyway, but when I saw some sperm on the seat...I'm not interested sitting on a seat with that on it, even if I have toilet paper set on it.



That's odd. As most people would be interested in sitting on a seat in a public RR with "baby batter" on it.

Reminds me of a story back when I worked for the state conducting audits. We use to travel in 2 to 3 people teams and always stayed in nice hotels...not 5 star like the Ritz Carlton..but major/well-known chains.

We always got rooms adjacent to one another. Well one time a lady I worked with screamed shortly after getting her room, we ran in there and found her comforter on the floor...there was a used condom stuck to the underside of it.

I hate frickin' hotels. I saw a piece on 20/20 years ago about the cleanliness of rooms. It really doesn't matter how nice the place you stay at is. Those things have pubes, crabs, lice, boogers all over the place. But universally the "dirtiest" place in a hotel room is the dang remote control! Then the comforter.

[callmetaternuts]

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Just enjoyed my morning dump at work. Reading "fmylife.com" on the iphone while pooping = priceless.

[TarHeelMan]

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I'm obsessed with reading something while I'm having a #2. If I don't have anything to read I keep searching for some reading material until I find some. Sometimes I can hardly hold it, but I always win and manage to find something to read before it's...going out...

Same here... I'm also obsessed with being alone in the toilet, and I have to have the big stall in the back. One time, I went after lunch and I had to waste like a half hour because I couldn't find a bathroom that was empty. Each one had like 1-2 dudes dropping their own bombs.

Shouldn't have read this thread... I've got a bad case of diarrhea, probably related to this viral pharyngitis I'm dealing with now... Reading this thread is so NOT gonna help with the bubbleguts.

[RedheadKingpin]

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I guess we're runnig out of things to talk about here at OS?

[headrulz101]

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I guess we're runnig out of things to talk about here at OS?

Maybe, but I'd like to inform you that I just unloaded a discolored submarine missile. I'm telling you I had to look down; I thought it was trying to pull me in.

[ODogg]

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Usually about every day but sometimes every couple. But yeah my stuff is like a small animals each time. I guess i'm like a groundhog in that respect.

[Millennium]

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This thread is beyond childish. Not all of the posts in it, but a few people screw it up for many.

Locked.