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  • Noles4ever
    MVP
    • Apr 2010
    • 1675

    #901
    If chick #1 belly was hanging out she'd be alright

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    • Redacted01
      Hall Of Fame
      • Aug 2007
      • 10316

      #902
      Re: Anyone try online dating sites?

      #2 is a muffin top. #1 is pushing the limits of that definition. She simply needs a bigger shirt. #1 has a pooch.

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      • cjonesfan921
        UGH, next year
        • Jan 2005
        • 20081

        #903
        I'm at a dry spell from my own doing. I'll set up dates and then when the time comes, I have no urge to go to it. I've been a lazy **** when it comes to girls lately, it seems I have no interest in actually getting to know a girl these days...must be the effect of coming off a relationship.

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        • Cusefan
          Earlwolfx on XBL
          • Oct 2003
          • 9820

          #904
          Originally posted by cjonesfan921
          I'm at a dry spell from my own doing. I'll set up dates and then when the time comes, I have no urge to go to it. I've been a lazy **** when it comes to girls lately, it seems I have no interest in actually getting to know a girl these days...must be the effect of coming off a relationship.

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          Haha yea I feel the same way, being single is just awesome.
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          • CMH
            Making you famous
            • Oct 2002
            • 26203

            #905
            Originally posted by Madman55
            Negative. I tried setting something up, but she was only giving one word answers, which I was finding hard to work with, and that's also partly why I hadn't talked to her this past week.
            See that concerns me.

            What does she miss so much? You or the attention?


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            • Fresh Tendrils
              Strike Hard and Fade Away
              • Jul 2002
              • 36131

              #906
              Re: Anyone try online dating sites?

              She missed the Option B.



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              • Happy29
                All Star
                • Jan 2006
                • 5488

                #907
                Re: Anyone try online dating sites?

                Damn those girls that put up pictures of themselves when they was all skinny and fine and then they send you a current pic and they're all fat.
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                • Redacted01
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Aug 2007
                  • 10316

                  #908
                  Re: Anyone try online dating sites?

                  Originally posted by Happy29
                  Damn those girls that put up pictures of themselves when they was all skinny and fine and then they send you a current pic and they're all fat.
                  Often times they aren't really skinny in the skinny pics. Always check the arms. May sound bad that this is what I often decided on, but if I see flabby arms, I'm out. Rarely does an average or better looking girl have excessive arm flab, and trust me, I've seen quite a few where they looked fine in full body shots and the arms gave it away.

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                  • ubernoob
                    ****
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 15522

                    #909
                    Re: Anyone try online dating sites?

                    In real life I go by the ankles. I always look at ankles, it also gives a hint as to if they will get fat later in life (more often than not from my evidence. Not that it's a fact or anything.)
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                    • JODYE
                      JB4MVP
                      • May 2012
                      • 4834

                      #910
                      Re: Anyone try online dating sites?

                      Ok, seriously starting to get annoyed by ugly bitches messaging me.

                      I've had ten in the last week.

                      I want to respond with, "Not to be shallow, but seriously, what makes you think that you would have a snowball's chance in hell of dating me/talking to me?"
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                      • nc0ffey
                        PS/XB: nc0ffey84
                        • Jul 2002
                        • 6196

                        #911
                        Originally posted by 13
                        I want to respond with, "Not to be shallow, but seriously, what makes you think that you would have a snowball's chance in hell of dating me/talking to me?"
                        ...you should just leave out the "not to be shallow" part.

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                        • mgoblue
                          Go Wings!
                          • Jul 2002
                          • 25477

                          #912
                          Re: Anyone try online dating sites?

                          Originally posted by 13
                          Ok, seriously starting to get annoyed by ugly bitches messaging me.

                          I've had ten in the last week.

                          I want to respond with, "Not to be shallow, but seriously, what makes you think that you would have a snowball's chance in hell of dating me/talking to me?"
                          Say that and then think about all the chicks you message...how many of them want to say the same thing to you? lol
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                          • JODYE
                            JB4MVP
                            • May 2012
                            • 4834

                            #913
                            Re: Anyone try online dating sites?

                            LOL if they are thinking that, then I need to rethink my strategy haha
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                            • Redacted01
                              Hall Of Fame
                              • Aug 2007
                              • 10316

                              #914
                              Re: Anyone try online dating sites?

                              Originally posted by mgoblue
                              Say that and then think about all the chicks you message...how many of them want to say the same thing to you? lol
                              It's probably his personality, not his looks, that has him online dating

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                              • Fresh Tendrils
                                Strike Hard and Fade Away
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 36131

                                #915
                                Re: Anyone try online dating sites?

                                You just rated her 1 stars.
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