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  • DickDalewood
    All Star
    • Aug 2010
    • 6263

    #586
    Re: Anyone try online dating sites?

    Originally posted by Candyman5
    Ok as much as I am laughing right now you guys are dicks. As if my self esteem wasn't low enough already.
    Your self-esteem would be a lot better if you would stop telling an entire website of strangers the worst things that happen to you, and posting embarassing pics that get saved forever. All of this is in writing, and once you make these posts, they're never going away.

    I'm not trying to be an *** here, but you bring so much of this on yourself.

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    • CaptainZombie
      Brains
      • Jul 2003
      • 37851

      #587
      Re: Anyone try online dating sites?

      Uhm, Candyman, I think you need to update that pic man. No offense, but you look like a rapist more than a serial killer in that pic. Maybe smiling a little bit would help as in your current pic you look like your up to no good and maybe send that mustache packing too.
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      • baumy300
        Most Valuable Pepe
        • May 2005
        • 3998

        #588
        Re: Anyone try online dating sites?

        Originally posted by Candyman5
        Ok as much as I am laughing right now you guys are dicks. As if my self esteem wasn't low enough already.
        Sometimes you gotta play the hand you're dealt, amigo.

        My advice to you: Grow a beard and buy a Santa hat, because it sounds like you're going to be spending the rest of your life emptying your sack into a bunch of peoples socks.
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        • CaptainZombie
          Brains
          • Jul 2003
          • 37851

          #589
          Re: Anyone try online dating sites?

          or maybe if you keep the stache Candy, you can pimp it out like this....

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          • Sandman42
            Hall Of Fame
            • Aug 2004
            • 15186

            #590
            Re: Anyone try online dating sites?

            Alright going to get into some criticism here, but I figure its for the best:

            1. Pictures of you smiling or doing stuff with friends. The rest of your profile could be funny and perfect, but if you have bad pictures you're ****ed (well...the opposite actually because you wouldn't be getting any).

            2. The info in the profile itself is fairly generic, try and add some humor to it or just some more personality so they know what you're about. For instance, you say you like to cook, list out some dishes you really like making. It could be a conversation starter. There really isn't much to message you about in your profile except for Breaking Bad and The Walking Dead, and everyone likes those shows.

            3. Pet peeve of mine, but I hate when people put "Not putting that in here" on the Most Private Thing I'm Willing to Admit. It's not the most private thing of your life, just something maybe slightly embarrassing about you. It should be funny. Hell put that you once dressed up as Master Chief for Halloween.

            Also, not just you but I noticed most people's "6 Things" are pretty generic. Make that section fun to read through.

            Best advice I've ever gotten though. When you're done writing your profile, read it over, and see if you would send yourself a message. Chances are if you would struggle to come up with something good to send yourself, that girls feel the same way.
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            • JODYE
              JB4MVP
              • May 2012
              • 4834

              #591
              Re: Anyone try online dating sites?

              Originally posted by Candyman5
              Has anyone ever told you.....you look like a serial killer?

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              • TMagic
                G.O.A.T.
                • Apr 2007
                • 7550

                #592
                Alright critique me fellas...Anything you got for me will be helpful as Im new to this...

                Www.okcupid.com/profile/dleond
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                • LowerWolf
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Jun 2006
                  • 12263

                  #593
                  Re: Anyone try online dating sites?

                  I guess OKC likes my profile since I got a message from them asking to be a mod.

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                  • Happy29
                    All Star
                    • Jan 2006
                    • 5488

                    #594
                    I changed some things on mine to make it more funny, the girl I talked to last night thought it was real funny.


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                    • Marino
                      Moderator
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 18113

                      #595
                      Re: Anyone try online dating sites?

                      Originally posted by Marino
                      Well, I guess I will ask for the five star treatment as well.

                      I wouldn't mind some tough love and improvements with mine as well, if you guys could be so kind.

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                      • Marino
                        Moderator
                        • Jan 2008
                        • 18113

                        #596
                        Re: Anyone try online dating sites?

                        Originally posted by TMagic
                        Alright critique me fellas...Anything you got for me will be helpful as Im new to this...

                        Www.okcupid.com/profile/dleond
                        I know a lot of girls say they don't like the picture with the shirt off, but I think it goes with your profession. (Plus, dat body tho...I mean...what?)

                        Plus, talking to you while playing BF3, your profile seems perfect for how you are in my opinion, I think you are good.

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                        • NDAlum
                          ND
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 11453

                          #597
                          Re: Anyone try online dating sites?

                          The less pictures the better and make sure you look good in them. Marino the one where you have blemishes and the pic is blurry...lose it. The one in the graduation hat your gut is sticking out and it looks like you're skinny fat. The suit picture...the suit doesn't even fit right. Red shirt pic = terrible lighting you look pale.

                          You should have 3 pics...

                          1, 6, & 7

                          They really don't care what your profile says. Let's just be serious
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                          • Fresh Tendrils
                            Strike Hard and Fade Away
                            • Jul 2002
                            • 36131

                            #598
                            Re: Anyone try online dating sites?

                            Where were you guys at when I posted my link?

                            Shoot me down fellas. Its needs updating.

                            http://www.okcupid.com/profile/taxman12



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                            • TMagic
                              G.O.A.T.
                              • Apr 2007
                              • 7550

                              #599
                              Originally posted by Marino
                              I know a lot of girls say they don't like the picture with the shirt off, but I think it goes with your profession. (Plus, dat body tho...I mean...what?)

                              Plus, talking to you while playing BF3, your profile seems perfect for how you are in my opinion, I think you are good.
                              Thanks bro.

                              I thought about the pic as well. But whenever I switch it for a regular one, I dont get nearly as many hits or messages. I think of it as advertising. Got to to catch their attention instantly and separate myself from other guys with my profile pic. Lol
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                              • Candyman5
                                Come get some!
                                • Nov 2006
                                • 14380

                                #600
                                Re: Anyone try online dating sites?

                                http://www.okcupid.com/profile/Candyman5OS

                                Changed my profile up a little. Deleted pics and added new ones.
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