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  • Gossennator
    Pro
    • Jan 2007
    • 996

    #76
    Re: Please Help!!!! My girlfriend put my Xbox

    1. Ask for money
    2. Break up with her
    3. Try and have sex with her best friend

    Edit: this thread is f@cking awesome.
    Last edited by Gossennator; 07-03-2009, 11:46 PM.
    Who Dat!

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    • footballislife
      Rookie
      • Jul 2008
      • 163

      #77
      Re: Please Help!!!! My girlfriend put my Xbox

      I am not even sure I would forgive, Megan Fox for burning my PS3!!!!!!

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      • 5280Italian
        Rookie
        • Jul 2004
        • 229

        #78
        Re: Please Help!!!! My girlfriend put my Xbox

        Originally posted by KingVMSU
        So lemme get this straight, not only is she a destructive bitch but an unemployed one at that?

        Yeah, move clothes from porch to street....good talk.
        omfg, best post ever. Cant stop laughing.

        I salute you sir.

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        • 5280Italian
          Rookie
          • Jul 2004
          • 229

          #79
          Re: Please Help!!!! My girlfriend put my Xbox

          Originally posted by footballislife
          I am not even sure I would forgive, Megan Fox for burning my PS3!!!!!!
          Yes, yes you would.

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          • 5280Italian
            Rookie
            • Jul 2004
            • 229

            #80
            Re: Please Help!!!! My girlfriend put my Xbox

            Originally posted by Stump
            No we are not 17. I am 28 and work for a living. She is 23 and she is very pretty. I have pictures of her on my computer to prove it and if I didnt think I would get trouble here for posting a picture of her in a thong I would prove it to you.
            This proves my old motto as true.

            "No matter how hot she is, someone somewhere is sick of her sh*t"

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            • OpusX910
              Pro
              • Dec 2008
              • 517

              #81
              Re: Please Help!!!! My girlfriend put my Xbox

              MAjor Problems with this girl:
              1. Everclear and Epsom Salt, seriously, why in gods green earth would you drink this?

              2.Roasted your xbox, along with the porn collection, probably the most prized possession of most males, should never be touched.

              3.She only feels bad and is sitting on your porch, because she has nowhere to go!!!! She isnt sorry, she just wants a place to stay.

              Trust me, i was with a destructive/psycho bitch like this in college, its never just one incident....move on and find some other girl, they're plenty of them in this world.

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              • 5280Italian
                Rookie
                • Jul 2004
                • 229

                #82
                Re: Please Help!!!! My girlfriend put my Xbox

                Originally posted by OpusX910
                3.She only feels bad and is sitting on your porch, because she has nowhere to go!!!! She isnt sorry, she just wants a place to stay.
                SO SO True

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                • osubucksfan47
                  Pro
                  • Nov 2006
                  • 439

                  #83
                  Re: Please Help!!!! My girlfriend put my Xbox

                  This is ridiculously funny, I'm sorry but you should get rid of that crazy b!%#$
                  Last edited by osubucksfan47; 07-03-2009, 11:59 PM.

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                  • WK21
                    Rookie
                    • Feb 2009
                    • 28

                    #84
                    Re: Please Help!!!! My girlfriend put my Xbox

                    PICTURES OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN....I FIND THIS HARD TO BELIEVE PICTURES OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN..


                    Homasassa, Florida - Homasassa College Hungry Hippos

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                    • TheWatcher
                      MVP
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 3408

                      #85
                      Re: Please Help!!!! My girlfriend put my Xbox

                      I'll never understand why so many Women think it's okay to wreck a man's property over a dispute. I also hate the fact that law enforcement is not harsh enough on Women for doing it, often times they get away with this scott-free. Personally, I think it's time the courts start tossing these Women in jail and start making examples more regularly.

                      Anyway, if you're in love it's going to be hard to shake her, and because we are Men and Men's primal desire towards the opposite sex is largely driven by visuals, the hotter she is the more difficult it's going to be. Having said that, I think you laid out some key facts that should at least have you considering it:

                      1. She's unemployed. Work is hard to come by these days, I know this as well as anyone as I've had many run-ins over the years (not in a number of years, but it's happened to me before). But still, it's a black mark.

                      2. She uses drugs... and she's unemployed.

                      3. She has no trouble living with you, not working, using drugs... and wrecking your property.

                      No one can decide for you, but just consider how much further this can go.

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                      • BroMontana82
                        Support Sim
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 2225

                        #86
                        Re: Please Help!!!! My girlfriend put my Xbox

                        stump, was it a 360 or regular xbox? if it's a regular xbox you can have my old one...your girl sounds insane btw. might as well post that picture everywhere to get her back haha also, if its a 360, i know a guy who sells his 360 fixing services on ebay. when i got the red lights, i had him fix my box and it's been working ever since. he's legit and he explains his method...the right way to do it, not microsofts way, not the hot towel way etc.
                        Last edited by BroMontana82; 07-04-2009, 12:12 AM.

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                        • Maximus205
                          Pro
                          • Apr 2009
                          • 550

                          #87
                          Re: Please Help!!!! My girlfriend put my Xbox

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                          • trobinson97
                            Lie,cheat,steal,kill: Win
                            • Oct 2004
                            • 16366

                            #88
                            Re: Please Help!!!! My girlfriend put my Xbox

                            Lol at dumping a girl just because she broke your 360 after you insulted her when she tried to spend time with you. Yeah man, do her a favor. Dump her so she can find a guy that wants to treat her right.

                            Originally posted by Sheabird68
                            If she'll do that, who knows what she is capable of. You dont want to be the next John Bobbitt. Nip this at the bud
                            Oh snap you're right! If she'd break a 360, she's liable to cut a guy's dick off and throw out the window of a moving vehicle!


                            Wtf?
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                            • DickDalewood

                              #89
                              Re: Please Help!!!! My girlfriend put my Xbox

                              Originally posted by MileHigh hitman
                              Yes, yes you would.
                              Lol... hard to argue that.

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                              • GetYaWeigtUp
                                Rookie
                                • Jul 2007
                                • 402

                                #90
                                Re: Please Help!!!! My girlfriend put my Xbox

                                Originally posted by Matt10
                                You deserved it bro. Tell her sorry and maybe later on she'll buy you a new xbox. Obviously, you were playing wayyyyy too much.
                                LMAO!

                                Originally posted by TallyBoi7
                                Nah, I know females who won't even let their boyfriends own a game system.
                                Unreal LOL!

                                Originally posted by Ed O'Neil
                                I once powerbombed my PS3 into the pool ..
                                You a foo! LOL

                                Originally posted by Got2Words4ya
                                Dude-- what trailer park do you live in? I really hope you don't have any kids, howold are you?
                                CLASSIC!

                                I'll admit, this is the first time Ive ever cried reading a forum! LMAO!

                                I half dont believe this story but its still so funny I cant stop reading the posts! Yall some damn foo's lol!

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