Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

[ProfessaPackMan]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

LMFAO I told ya'll man. When I told you getting some ***** was the last thing on my mind, it was THE last thing on my mind LMAO. Luckily that was the last time I ever turned it down and from then started to build up my game from the ground up so I basically went from having none to Xbox360 status(now)lol.

[Gibbz]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

I been catching a hint from this one girl all semester, but even though she's pretty cute I don't want to act on it. I just get no vibe from her. Thing is, I've got a class with her and it would be mad awkward for the rest of the semester if I told her I wasn't interested.

[BlueNGold]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

LMFAO I told ya'll man. When I told you getting some ***** was the last thing on my mind, it was THE last thing on my mind LMAO. Luckily that was the last time I ever turned it down and from then started to build up my game from the ground up so I basically went from having none to Xbox360 status(now)lol.

[Po Pimp]

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GSW, that's just as bad as turning down the "action" man LOL. The broad was checking you out all night and was basically WANTING you to come holla at her and all you can do is ask her what she is drinking?? LMAO(not at you but just picturing it in my head)and on top of the fact that she's been checking you out for an hour before you even make a move. Wow man LOL.



Anyway, I got another one for ya'll:

Summer of 2003(right before we got out of school for the summer)there was this one chick who said she was checking me out for a while (but for who knows what reason, waits til almost the end of school to say something to me but anyway)she gave me a note telling me how much she was feeling me and whatever, gave me her number which I took with the serious quickness and we talked all summer. The first week, we would basically be "phone boning" on the phone from like 8-9pm to 5-6 the next morning on a regular basis.

By about the 4th of July, we were already "talking"(HS term for basically dating)and I remember one time we we're talking on the phone and I told her my birthday was coming up and she told that she would "have a gift for me". Now me being the type back then to not being able to tell the "signs" im thinking she's talking about a gift like some shoes or a game or whatever so I, for some reason say "Well I wear a size 11 so just gimme some shoes and im good" and she just laughs it off as if I was joking and as if I was going along with what she said earlier.

Fast Forward to my bday(well in this case the day AFTER)her parents and little sister had gone out of town for the weekend and she had told me to come over, which I did. We go down in the basement and we're talking and then she throws on "Friday After Next"(which I hadn't seen at the time). About midway through the movie, she starts putting her hand up my shirt and starts to work slowly towards "the area". Now remember what I had said earlier about asking for shoes for my birthday, I get there and what do you twas the first thing my dumb*** said: "Did you get my shoes?" She thought I was joking about it when I mentioned it on the phone earlier but she didn't get them and told me she had something better than shoes for me. I then ask her "What could be better than getting some shoes?" with a slight grin on my face.

Right when she's about to make another move, her damn cousin and her boyfriend walk in with some damn Wendy's asking us what we were doing(which I already knew what she meant because her and her cousin always talked on the phone and told each other everything) By this time it's already 11 and my Pops was already outside ready to pick me up and as I was leaving I could just see how disappointed she was.

So yea, as ya'll can see, my "game" was still in the Atari phase while most of my friends' were in at least the PS2/DC phase

Woah woah woah...time-out! So u had a chick fondling you, and u bring up those damn shoes? When she said she had something better, I HOPE u didn't think she was talking about a video game. Plus your dad dropped u off and picked you up??? No no no!

[Mo]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

Pretty sure I have, same girl more than once.(unless I totally misread everything, though that's not likely).

[Warrior1214]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

Plus your dad dropped u off and picked you up??? No no no!

that in itself is a recipe for disaster

[Bird006]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

So last night I'm out with a few of my boys from high school I haven't seen in a minute.

We hit up this one club and right away its pretty poppin'. Ladies everywhere all drunk and ready to get down and dirty. One lady comes up to me almost imediately and gives me the googly eyes. Grabbin' my arm, pulling me to the dance floor, even squeezin' my behind. I take some shots with my boys then hit up the dance floor for a minute.

Right away my one dude is playing shy. Ladies everywhere, I swear the lady to male ratio was like 10 to 1. They were just begging for us.

My dudes just leanin' n snappin' by himself while I'm already gettin' my bump on with this nasty lady (she was at least and 8.5, busty up top and nice down low). This girl had like 5 friends too who were all in the same state of mind she was.

I'm givin' my boy the nod and he's kinda just still in his world. This girl even asked me "what's with your friend?'

Anyways, a few songs go by while me and ms thang got aquainted, then she says she'll be right back..

So I go up to my man and he's like "man let's split". Ugh, I was like okay but let me get this chicks number.

Long story short, buddy rushed me out of the club, I didn't get none, not even a number when it was a definite sure thing. I mean, Stevie Wonder could have taken that hint.

All because my boy decided to stay locked up in his shell all night.

Probably saved me from an STD, however.

[ProfessaPackMan]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

LOL Was it your boy's first time in a club or something?

[Bird006]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

^ No and that's the sad thing.

Dude just broke it off with his girl about a month ago, so I don't know if he was just scared of other coochie or what..

[ProfessaPackMan]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

LOL Damn man.

I know other people on here got some stories to share as well. This thread is funny as **** readinh everyone's stories.

[bgeno]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

So last night I'm out with a few of my boys from high school I haven't seen in a minute.

We hit up this one club and right away its pretty poppin'. Ladies everywhere all drunk and ready to get down and dirty. One lady comes up to me almost imediately and gives me the googly eyes. Grabbin' my arm, pulling me to the dance floor, even squeezin' my behind. I take some shots with my boys then hit up the dance floor for a minute.

Right away my one dude is playing shy. Ladies everywhere, I swear the lady to male ratio was like 10 to 1. They were just begging for us.

My dudes just leanin' n snappin' by himself while I'm already gettin' my bump on with this nasty lady (she was at least and 8.5, busty up top and nice down low). This girl had like 5 friends too who were all in the same state of mind she was.

I'm givin' my boy the nod and he's kinda just still in his world. This girl even asked me "what's with your friend?'

Anyways, a few songs go by while me and ms thang got aquainted, then she says she'll be right back..

So I go up to my man and he's like "man let's split". Ugh, I was like okay but let me get this chicks number.

Long story short, buddy rushed me out of the club, I didn't get none, not even a number when it was a definite sure thing. I mean, Stevie Wonder could have taken that hint.

All because my boy decided to stay locked up in his shell all night.

Probably saved me from an STD, however.

I wouldn't say that's slow to catch a hint. Dude was just probably afraid of getting rejected or something.

[Jukeman]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

^ No and that's the sad thing.

Dude just broke it off with his girl about a month ago, so I don't know if he was just scared of other coochie or what..

[ProfessaPackMan]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

I wouldn't say that's slow to catch a hint. Dude was just probably afraid of getting rejected or something.

Rejected from who though? I thought the chick was giving him the eye?

[TheMatrix31]

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Not sure if I'm missing a sign here..

Cute girl at the new sandwich shop down the hill from me. Very cute. She was real friendly when I went there the first time, asked me how my day was as she was ringing me up, etc.

I go in again another day, she wasn't there.

Went in yesterday and she was there. Rung me up, then later when I asked for my parking ticket to be validated, she asked me how it was. Told her I was "addicted to the food" (which I am) and she's like "Yeah, I've seen you in here a few times haha). Then she asked me my name, all of this while ringing someone else up. I didn't know whether to give her my real name since it's really difficult or just tell her Harry, but I told her Harry. I told her my real name is difficult and she's like "Oh really? What nationality are you?". I said Armenian, and she's like "Oh yeah, they have tough names." I asked her what her name was and her nationality as well then left because she was busy.

Do you think it's just innocent talk?

[Bird006]

Re: Has there ever been a time you were slow to catch a hint regarding a female?

It seems a bit more than that. Go in again, make small talk and try to make it lead up to getting her number.

If you get it, ask her out that weekend or for coffee.

Don't creep her out though, next time you go in see if you get that same vibe, then pounce.