Girls Farting

[Guest]

The girl I'm seeing decided that this weekend when i went down to visit her at her school that she could start farting around me. She used to hold it in or walk out of the room but now she just rips them in front of me

I know everyone farts and what not but i think its ****ing nasty when this girl just rips one while were watching the game or hanging out and then starts laughing. I mean i thought it was funny/cute at first now its just getting annoying. I told me friend who ive known for 22 years of my life, and she said that it means that the girls feels real comfortable around me and trust me. If thats how you prove it than what the **** haha. My last girl friend who i was with for 4 years only ripped probably 5 our entire relationship together


What's everyone else opinions. Discuss

[Scottdau]

Re: Girls Farting

Wait until you are married. They will fart in front of you all the time.

[Hassan Darkside]

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Lmao @ this thread. I honestly don't know what to say.

[WeLLWeLL]

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I've been with my girlfriend for seven years next month and she has farted once around me (we have lived together for 3 years). I called her out on it and we started laughing, but it was weird. I think I have farted around her 43895723495734957357 times. Dutch oven anyone?

[bsb13]

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As long as she doesn't do it while I'm eating then I don't care. Heck, if I plan on living with her, then we are going to be crapping in the same house on the same toilet anyway. Just don't fart while I'm eating lol.

[Blzer]

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This thread title almost made me spit my milkshake all over the screen!

In all seriousness (sort of), my mom and sisters rip in front of me all the time. But that's it as far as girls go.

[cubsfan203]

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I expected this thread to be dumb, but I was thoroughly entertained.

[TheMatrix31]

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I'm convinced that they don't fart--or ****.

[NoleFan]

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My lady farts and burps in front of me. It doesn't bother me one bit. Let's me know she's comfortable. She burps like a daggum man and can lay down some nice farts too. I'm gonna start punishing her though. By punishing I mean having her put her head under the covers and subject herself to her stinky fart. LOL

[bsb13]

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I'm gonna start punishing her though. By punishing I mean having her put her head under the covers and subject herself to her stinky fart. LOL

LOL, but its beautiful when you become so close to someone you lay down that punishment.

[Fiddy]

Re: Girls Farting

The girl I'm seeing decided that this weekend when i went down to visit her at her school that she could start farting around me. She used to hold it in or walk out of the room but now she just rips them in front of me

I know everyone farts and what not but i think its ****ing nasty when this girl just rips one while were watching the game or hanging out and then starts laughing. I mean i thought it was funny/cute at first now its just getting annoying. I told me friend who ive known for 22 years of my life, and she said that it means that the girls feels real comfortable around me and trust me. If thats how you prove it than what the **** haha. My last girl friend who i was with for 4 years only ripped probably 5 our entire relationship together


What's everyone else opinions. Discuss

makes me sick thinking about it.

my gf all through high school and a few years out of high school used to fart all the time and then waffed (sp) up to herself to smell her own brand. wtf?

i look back and laugh now, but man thats sick.

my gf from past 7 years and whom i have a kid to has never farted in front of me ever!! ever!! lets keep it that way...

although, true story here.. on way home from dinner late night, her stomach was a mess. i had to pull over and she crapped on the side of the highway. i turned the lights off and radio up as loud as possible so i wouldnt hear. i then dug into her purse and sprayed some girly spray so it wouldnt sneak into the car lol..

I'm convinced that they don't fart--or ****.

This.

i swear in school myself and one buddy were the only guys who thought this way. my gf now says im an idiot for thinking that, but whatever.. at least i never heard her do it!!

[stewaat]

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I won't do it in front of them, they don't do it in front of me. It's gross. I don't even like when other guys do it.

[areobee401]

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I like to think females don't poop or fart. What I don't know see or smell won't hurt me.

[countryboy]

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So a girl let one rip...whats the big deal? So long as it doesn't happen during intimate moments, I say fire away baby!

[Heelfan71]

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only one thing to do now. Sit on her face and fart.