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  • no juice
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    • Oct 2008
    • 454

    #31
    Re: Girls Farting

    i feel like, dang it im not about to walk around with stomach pains and all this here just because someone is grossed out. if it must come out then oh well, and my wife is the same way. you can be over there in the fetal position cuz your stomach all knotted up but not i
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    • jeremym480
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      • Oct 2008
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      #32
      Re: Girls Farting

      Are you guys sure that they're farts?

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      • JBH3
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        • Jan 2007
        • 13506

        #33
        Re: Girls Farting

        Originally posted by MattUMD224
        The girl I'm seeing decided that this weekend when i went down to visit her at her school that she could start farting around me. She used to hold it in or walk out of the room but now she just rips them in front of me

        I know everyone farts and what not but i think its ****ing nasty when this girl just rips one while were watching the game or hanging out and then starts laughing. I mean i thought it was funny/cute at first now its just getting annoying. I told me friend who ive known for 22 years of my life, and she said that it means that the girls feels real comfortable around me and trust me. If thats how you prove it than what the **** haha. My last girl friend who i was with for 4 years only ripped probably 5 our entire relationship together


        What's everyone else opinions. Discuss
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        Wow...you kept track of how many times your previous girlfriend farted?
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        • Fiddy
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          • Jul 2002
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          #34
          Re: Girls Farting

          Originally posted by DC
          You are an idiot to think that way

          You are an idiot to think that other idiots didn't think that way
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          • steveo
            Banned
            • Sep 2003
            • 467

            #35
            Re: Girls Farting

            I do not like when anyone feels it is ok to pass gas around me or others unless the others specifically say to them it is ok to do. WTF would I want to deal with that?It is incredibly rude and it is not hard to walk to a bathroom and let it go if need be. The only times I have ever done this around others (outside of being a little kid of course when you have no control/awareness of it) is by accident and probably not more than 5 times total. The rest of the time I merely hold it in and the feeling goes away or I go to the bathroom and deal with it. Not hard to show a bit of respect and class.

            As for chicks doing this, yuck. If I was dating a girl and she started whipping them out I'd be incredibly turned off and would yell at her for it.

            Some no doubt think it is no big deal because it is a bodily function but so is taking a piss and I wouldn't whip it out in front of someone regardless of where I am and let it go.

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            • P2K
              Banned
              • Aug 2006
              • 8845

              #36
              Re: Girls Farting

              Originally posted by DickDalewood
              Girls don't fart... or go to the bathroom. That's gross
              So, that's why women are so full of crap.

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              • judgejudy
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                • Feb 2006
                • 1377

                #37
                Re: Girls Farting

                this seems relevent

                It's not letting me embed

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                • JBH3
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                  • Jan 2007
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                  #38
                  Re: Girls Farting

                  Originally posted by steveo
                  Some no doubt think it is no big deal because it is a bodily function but so is taking a piss and I wouldn't whip it out in front of someone regardless of where I am and let it go.
                  Oh wow...what a justifiable comparison you've mentioned.

                  Pulling out your penis and pissing in front of someone = Farting in public. Yea...since like urine there's the potential to get excrement on you w/ a fart. Shoot I'd say watching someone pick their nose and wipe a booger on the wall would be as gross if they pulled down their pants and crapped on my foot.
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                  • Pokes
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                    • Jul 2002
                    • 4538

                    #39
                    Re: Girls Farting

                    My gf has started farting around me now, which doesn't bother me except for the time she woke me up so I would smell it.
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                    • jetercanoturn2
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                      • Apr 2007
                      • 2881

                      #40
                      Re: Girls Farting

                      Originally posted by Cusefan
                      i hate you
                      My same reaction that was disgusting, yet kind of funny.

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                      • forensicd
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                        • Mar 2003
                        • 1565

                        #41
                        Re: Girls Farting

                        Seriously, take that out or you will get banned. Sorry.
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                        • NoleFan
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                          • Aug 2002
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                          #42
                          Re: Girls Farting

                          Originally posted by bsb13
                          LOL, but its beautiful when you become so close to someone you lay down that punishment.
                          Yes, it is beautiful.

                          Originally posted by countryboy
                          So a girl let one rip...whats the big deal? So long as it doesn't happen during intimate moments, I say fire away baby!
                          I was "pure" until I met my lady so if she farted during "intimate moments" it wouldn't make a bit of difference to me. LOL
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                          • Buckeyes_Doc
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                            • Jan 2009
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                            #43
                            Re: Girls Farting

                            My wife farts in front of me, she didnt do it when we were dating but we live together, **** in the same toilet, I dont see what is the big deal. She doesn't do during intimate moments or eating. It's not like she does it in my face, lol.
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                            • Husker_OS
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                              • Jun 2003
                              • 21459

                              #44
                              Re: Girls Farting

                              This is one of those things that sucks about the first couple months of dating.


                              You simply cannot, at any costs, take a dump in the nearest bathroom or fart in the near vicinity of the girl.
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                              • ScoobySnax
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                                • Mar 2009
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                                #45
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                                Dude you should be banned for that sh*t.
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