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  • countryboy
    Growing pains
    • Sep 2003
    • 52723

    #46
    Re: Girls Farting

    Originally posted by NoleFan
    I was "pure" until I met my lady so if she farted during "intimate moments" it wouldn't make a bit of difference to me. LOL
    Just be careful "where you're at" should she fart during an intimate moment. Don't wanna end up having a head that looks like a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon.
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    • daflyboys
      Banned
      • May 2003
      • 18238

      #47
      Re: Girls Farting

      Thought of this old (banned) commercial right away.... (not sure about the sound)

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      • Whitesox
        Closet pyromaniac
        • Mar 2009
        • 5287

        #48
        Re: Girls Farting

        Originally posted by xxplosive1984
        Dude you should be banned for that ****.
        And I believe thats considered a censor bypass, the bolded is how your post SHOULD read. Just saying.

        Anyway, I do it, you do it, she does it. No big deal. It's just a sound that is often accompanied by a bad smell that lasts for a very short period of time.
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        • countryboy
          Growing pains
          • Sep 2003
          • 52723

          #49
          Re: Girls Farting

          Originally posted by daflyboys
          Thought of this old (banned) commercial right away.... (not sure about the sound)

          <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/z8Dy5CNoNxc&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/z8Dy5CNoNxc&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
          LOL
          I can't shave with my eyes closed, meaning each day I have to look at myself in the mirror and respect who I see.

          I miss the old days of Operation Sports :(


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          • ezekiel55
            Th*s F*c* C*sh*s Ch*cks
            • Nov 2003
            • 2156

            #50
            Re: Girls Farting

            Originally posted by Husker_OS
            This is one of those things that sucks about the first couple months of dating.


            You simply cannot, at any costs, take a dump in the nearest bathroom or fart in the near vicinity of the girl.
            Yep.

            Just started dating this new chick, and she's been sleeping over on the weekends the past couple weeks. Well, the night before, we usually go out to eat or to a bar and I'm either consuming food or booze with her. The next morning is me always makin an excuse to to go into my living room and rip ***!

            The relationship is too fresh for me to drop the bomb...and considering its either the prior night's booze or food gas, it isnt exactly potpurri butt.

            I just started hookin up with this girl and I'm not gonna be dutch ovenin her......yet

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            • Scottdau
              Banned
              • Feb 2003
              • 32580

              #51
              Re: Girls Farting

              Originally posted by Heelfan71
              only one thing to do now. Sit on her face and fart.
              How about when you rip one in bed and lift the sheets up!

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              • GAMEC0CK2002
                Stayin Alive
                • Aug 2002
                • 10384

                #52
                Re: Girls Farting

                My gf of 4 years doesn't fart around me. She's threatened to a few times and I've called her on it every time. She just won't do it.

                Burping on the other hand. She does it with no remorse. It used to bother the crap out of me. She claims I make the most racket ever when eating and cut down trees from my snoring so I guess it evens out.

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                • DickDalewood

                  #53
                  Re: Girls Farting

                  Where's Baumy? This is usually the type of thread that gets him an infraction.

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                  • mkharsh33
                    Hall Of Fame
                    • Nov 2006
                    • 12770

                    #54
                    Re: Girls Farting

                    i've been married for 12 years...she has no shame. she's a very pretty woman...but at times they do make the eyes water and i sometimes wonder how in the hell something like that could come out of her body.
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                    • SidVish
                      2010,13,15,16 CHAMPS!
                      • Apr 2003
                      • 11743

                      #55
                      Re: Girls Farting

                      My wife will do it once in a blue moon and then apologize afterwards. I don't really care though. It's no big deal.
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                      • Scottdau
                        Banned
                        • Feb 2003
                        • 32580

                        #56
                        Re: Girls Farting

                        When you get a girl feeling that comfortable around you; your relationship has just grown. Now she will be waiting for the wedding ring.

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                        • bsb13
                          Banned
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 3439

                          #57
                          Re: Girls Farting

                          I must admit though, my farts do smell like roses..................dead roses.

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                          • Gotmadskillzson
                            Live your life
                            • Apr 2008
                            • 23432

                            #58
                            Re: Girls Farting

                            Just wait until she goes to the bath room and blow it up on the toliet. Then you walk in 2 minutes because you really have to go to the bath room and it smells like 30 men just took a dump in there. Then you look at her and think how the hell can a woman that looks like that cause so much damage ?

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                            • jetercanoturn2
                              Banned
                              • Apr 2007
                              • 2881

                              #59
                              Re: Girls Farting

                              Lol I farted in class yesterday. It was a little pop, but the two girls in front of me heard it and started laughing hysterically, good thing they aren't hot. Anyway I started laughing too, and they asked me was that you? I told them **** happens. plus I was bored in English class.

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                              • JBH3
                                Marvel's Finest
                                • Jan 2007
                                • 13506

                                #60
                                Re: Girls Farting

                                Originally posted by lilbently
                                My wife farts in front of me, she didnt do it when we were dating but we live together, **** in the same toilet, I dont see what is the big deal. She doesn't do during intimate moments or eating. It's not like she does it in my face, lol.
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