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  • Majingir
    Moderator
    • Apr 2005
    • 47465

    #106
    Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

    I was trying to use something today but it wasn't working. I eventually asked someone to help me. They walked over,looked at me,flipped on the power switch and ya......that fixed the problem lol.

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    • LowerWolf
      Hall Of Fame
      • Jun 2006
      • 12267

      #107
      Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

      Called my dad today to ask him when and where he wanted to go eat. When he questioned why, I said I was taking him out for Father's Day. And then he said, "why don't we do that next Sunday."

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      • J-Clutch1
        MVP
        • Sep 2008
        • 2448

        #108
        Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

        I ended up hugging a person and saying happy birthday instead of goodbye.

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        • Candyman5
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          • Nov 2006
          • 14380

          #109
          Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

          So I get off the phone with my father and call my friend, we talk for a little and then when we are about to hang up I say "I love you" leading to a awkward silent 5 minutes.....lol.
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          • Blzer
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            • Mar 2004
            • 42514

            #110
            Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

            Today at Jamba Juice, my verbal order was: "Can I have a Jamba Juice?"

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            • RockinDaMike
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              • Feb 2003
              • 9091

              #111
              Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

              Plugged the jack of my ear buds into my ear again.

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              • Majingir
                Moderator
                • Apr 2005
                • 47465

                #112
                Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

                I had classes today so I walked into my classroom, looked around and honestly thought I walked into the wrong class(cause half the class wasn't there(the ones who were are the ones I don't know),and the professor hadn't arrived yet). So I just slowly walked out. Then a minute later the professor just walks into the classroom and I realize I just walked out of my own class infront of abunch of people lol. So I just awkwardly walked back in as if I meant to leave lol.
                Last edited by Majingir; 09-26-2014, 01:31 AM.

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                • 24
                  Forever A Legend
                  • Sep 2008
                  • 2809

                  #113
                  Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

                  I've walked into the wrong classroom 5 times this semester. I don't think I will ever learn. Most recently I walked out of my house half dressed. My neighbor kindly pointed out that I had paired a polo with my pajama pants.


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                  • PadresFan
                    Underrated
                    • Feb 2003
                    • 1147

                    #114
                    Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

                    I took both sets of house keys with me to work today. Wife was stranded at the house all day.

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                    • Segagendude
                      Banned
                      • Aug 2008
                      • 7940

                      #115
                      Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

                      Hit my car remote to unlock it. After several attempts and thinking my remote battery was dead, I remembered I had the wife's car.

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                      • l3ulvl
                        Hall Of Fame
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 17230

                        #116
                        Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

                        Originally posted by Segagendude
                        Hit my car remote to unlock it. After several attempts and thinking my remote battery was dead, I remembered I had the wife's car.
                        Last winter I accidentally locked my keys in the car... while it was running. I was still in my parking lot though (scraping snow/ice off the windows), sprinted back inside the building for my backup keys, and the "unlock" button didn't work. I thought I was doomed, how am I supposed to get in the vehicle now? Took me damn near 5 minutes to realize I could just use the actual key.
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                        • Pete1210
                          MVP
                          • Aug 2006
                          • 3277

                          #117
                          Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

                          Receptionist at gym said, "Have a good workout" and I replied, "You too."

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                          • Majingir
                            Moderator
                            • Apr 2005
                            • 47465

                            #118
                            Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

                            Originally posted by l3ulvl
                            Last winter I accidentally locked my keys in the car... while it was running. I was still in my parking lot though (scraping snow/ice off the windows), sprinted back inside the building for my backup keys, and the "unlock" button didn't work. I thought I was doomed, how am I supposed to get in the vehicle now? Took me damn near 5 minutes to realize I could just use the actual key.
                            Anytime anyone mentions anything regarding being locked out of a car or something,this is always what the first thing that comes to mind lol

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                            • Mabster
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                              • Mar 2009
                              • 7659

                              #119
                              Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

                              I get gas a lot at a little mom and pop place.
                              I go inside to tell the guy to move my cc to another pump because #2 won't pump at all. He comes out, gives me the "are you a moron?" look and flips up the lever on the pump.
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                              • Majingir
                                Moderator
                                • Apr 2005
                                • 47465

                                #120
                                Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

                                Been meaning to post this awhile ago cause it happens maybe every few months lol.

                                Poured a glass of juice to drink in a mug while eating dinner, about 20 minutes later I go to take a drink of the milk out of that mug, and almost spit it out because the milk tastes bad.



                                Almost right after I realized I poured juice in there and not milk lol.

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