Your brain fart(s) of the day

Collapse

Recommended Videos

Collapse
X
 
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts
  • TSGuy
    Rookie
    • Nov 2014
    • 282

    #121
    Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

    I kept thinking yesterday was boxing day so I was walking around and i was like man why is there no big "boxing day sale!" poster or anything in some of these stores then I realized oh man its black friday

    Comment

    • Majingir
      Moderator
      • Apr 2005
      • 47465

      #122
      Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

      Walk from one room to another, and then by time I get to that other room, I slowly start looking around and being like "What did I come in here for........"

      Happens more often than it probably should.

      Comment

      • PhilliesFan13
        Banned
        • May 2009
        • 15651

        #123
        Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

        Originally posted by Majingir
        Walk from one room to another, and then by time I get to that other room, I slowly start looking around and being like "What did I come in here for........"

        Happens more often than it probably should.
        I do that a lot.

        Comment

        • SPTO
          binging
          • Feb 2003
          • 68046

          #124
          Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

          I do that a lot as well.

          Yesterday I was reading a satire article and for the longest time I thought it was real. I even mentioned it and someone told me it was satire. Let's just say I felt like a total idiot LOL!
          Member of the Official OS Bills Backers Club

          "Baseball is the most important thing that doesn't matter at all" - Robert B. Parker

          Comment

          • Blzer
            Resident film pundit
            • Mar 2004
            • 42514

            #125
            Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

            Our main bathroom downstairs has two towel racks, one on the wall and one on the shower door. My dad used to hang his on the wall, but since he passed it would hang towel-less (and the shower door rack is covered with the curtains), so my mom suggested I put mine on there.

            It's been five months, and I still accidentally end up putting mine on the shower door every other day.
            Samsung PN60F8500 PDP / Anthem MRX 720 / Klipsch RC-62 II / Klipsch RF-82 II (x2) / Insignia NS-B2111 (x2) / SVS PC13-Ultra / SVS SB-2000 / Sony MDR-7506 Professional / Audio-Technica ATH-R70x / Sony PS3 & PS4 / DirecTV HR44-500 / DarbeeVision DVP-5000 / Panamax M5400-PM / Elgato HD60

            Comment

            • ~LiverpoolRed~
              YNWA
              • Dec 2008
              • 10755

              #126
              Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

              I had nearly 3 weeks off over the Christmas period. My first day back at work, I forgot the alarm code. I just managed to remember it before the police were called. Then I spent 10 minutes trying to remember my log in details for online banking.

              Comment

              • Majingir
                Moderator
                • Apr 2005
                • 47465

                #127
                Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

                Ok..now this is just getting sad. Prob not even a brain fart,just brief stupid moment.

                Today I heard someone talking about an Apple Tree. Doesn't sound like anything unusual right?

                The stupid moment...the second I heard them mention the Apple Tree,I was thinking to myself "Apple has their own tree now?!".

                Comment

                • l3ulvl
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Dec 2009
                  • 17230

                  #128
                  Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

                  Anyone ever do a keys check while driving, then panic when they're not in your pocket?
                  Wolverines Wings Same Old Lions Tigers Pistons Erika Christensen

                  Comment

                  • Bullit
                    Bacon is Better
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 5004

                    #129
                    Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

                    Last Monday I went to work as normal. Got there early, unlocked the door, turned off the alarm etc. Got everything set up and sat down for a minute to drink my coffee. Phone rings

                    " Good morning"

                    "Hey its me, saw the alarm was turned off, what are you doing at the store?"

                    " Um its Monday, my day to work?"

                    "Yeah it is also a holiday and we are closed. Did you not see the sign I put on the door." note he is laughing hysterically by this time.

                    "Well dam. No I did not."

                    Ended up leaving the store open because I had nothing else better to do and just closed early when I got bored.
                    In Loving memory of my "Cricket" 1/2/96 - 11/19/2012

                    My heart and soul hurt for your lost presence in my life.

                    Comment

                    • slickdtc
                      Grayscale
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 17125

                      #130
                      Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

                      Pretty sure I just ate some mini doughnuts that had ants all over them

                      I can feel them crawling in my throat
                      NHL - Philadelphia Flyers
                      NFL - Buffalo Bills
                      MLB - Cincinnati Reds


                      Originally posted by Money99
                      And how does one levy a check that will result in only a slight concussion? Do they set their shoulder-pads to 'stun'?

                      Comment

                      • Blzer
                        Resident film pundit
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 42514

                        #131
                        Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

                        I picked up my sister from the airport today, and was thinking about the last time I picked her up (probably the first time she flew on her own really) that I couldn't find her forever because she was in the Departures section instead of the Arrivals section.

                        She thought in her head she was departing the airport as opposed to arriving to the location.
                        Samsung PN60F8500 PDP / Anthem MRX 720 / Klipsch RC-62 II / Klipsch RF-82 II (x2) / Insignia NS-B2111 (x2) / SVS PC13-Ultra / SVS SB-2000 / Sony MDR-7506 Professional / Audio-Technica ATH-R70x / Sony PS3 & PS4 / DirecTV HR44-500 / DarbeeVision DVP-5000 / Panamax M5400-PM / Elgato HD60

                        Comment

                        • Speedy
                          #Ace
                          • Apr 2008
                          • 16143

                          #132
                          Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

                          I'm working around other colleagues...4-5 people and everyone is quiet working on their own thing.

                          I have my headphones in and am doing some analysis on a spreadsheet; when I listen to music, I sing along (in my head) with it so I was getting into this particular song and totally forgot where I was.

                          ...then...

                          I absolutely let one rip. Not a poot, not a fart -- I pushed it through and it was loud and long. I realized immediately where I was and started pounding the floor with my foot saying "What's up with this chair??" and making other various noises with my feet on the chair.
                          Originally posted by Gibson88
                          Anyone who asked for an ETA is not being Master of their Domain.
                          It's hard though...especially when I got my neighbor playing their franchise across the street...maybe I will occupy myself with Glamore Magazine.

                          Comment

                          • slickdtc
                            Grayscale
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 17125

                            #133
                            Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

                            Gotta own it!
                            NHL - Philadelphia Flyers
                            NFL - Buffalo Bills
                            MLB - Cincinnati Reds


                            Originally posted by Money99
                            And how does one levy a check that will result in only a slight concussion? Do they set their shoulder-pads to 'stun'?

                            Comment

                            • mjavon
                              MVP
                              • Jul 2013
                              • 1502

                              #134
                              Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

                              Originally posted by Speedy
                              I'm working around other colleagues...4-5 people and everyone is quiet working on their own thing.

                              I have my headphones in and am doing some analysis on a spreadsheet; when I listen to music, I sing along (in my head) with it so I was getting into this particular song and totally forgot where I was.

                              ...then...

                              I absolutely let one rip. Not a poot, not a fart -- I pushed it through and it was loud and long. I realized immediately where I was and started pounding the floor with my foot saying "What's up with this chair??" and making other various noises with my feet on the chair.
                              Wrong thread. Brain farts only here please.
                              ----------------------
                              PSN/Steam: southtitan
                              ----------------------

                              Comment

                              • brent3419
                                MVP
                                • Jul 2013
                                • 1606

                                #135
                                Re: Your brain fart(s) of the day

                                went to my car and turned it on and went to do something else and went back in the car and started panicking because i thought i left my keys, ran around my apt looking for them, then i forgot they were in the ignition


                                Sent from the landmass between new orleans and mobile on Tapatalk
                                NFL: New England Patriots, San Diego Chargers
                                NHL: San Jose Sharks, Anahiem Ducks
                                NBA: San Antonio Spurs
                                MLB: Boston Red Sox, Atlanta Braves
                                MLS: Seattle Sounders
                                NCAAFB: Miami (FL), Mississippi State, Arkansas
                                International Soccer: AC Milan, PSG, US National Soccer, German National Soccer

                                Comment

                                Working...