Re: Horror/Success stories of times you met a chick off the internet
I did the internet thing once and never again. One day I was bored and I was kind of tired of some chick I was dating at the time so I joined this dating site just to mess around. Long story short. I posted my pic on the site. The next day I get an email from some girl who was feeling me and wanted to hook up. I asked her for a pic and wanted to see her profile. The chick sends me a pic and her profile had no pic.
That was a red flag, but she seemed cool so I went along. In the pic she looked nice with an ONION(My type of women
). We started speaking every night and the girl had a wonderful personality. While speaking to her she would tell me things like " I stop traffic blah blah blah" So I was ok this chick must be pretty good looking(I know I was young and dumb at the time). She starts telling me that she wants to meet me. So a week later I decided to drive to jersey from Brooklyn. I asked a friend of mine to join me since it was some crazy hood. When I arrived over there the street looked very grimmy. I sat and waited in my Acura Legend for her to come down from her house. When I see this crackhead looking chick I'm like OHHH S**T WTF!! I looked at my boy and I tell him i'm going to peal out. He's like nah man that's cold. I responded " This chick is weak and she lied about her looks" She had shown me a fake picture. So I decided not to peal out and atleast talk to her. Once she approached the car the first thing I noticed on this 80 pound skeleton was something that looked like a herpe outbreak on her upper lip. She had like 5 blister stacked up. Then I notice she's wearing some busted air force ones with no socks. I'm like WTF is this S**T. She looks at me and says hey you look nice.
I look at her and stay quite. After 10 seconds of silence she asked me if I was going to let her in my car. At this point I feel like letting her know that she deceived me, but I let her in. She tells me to drive her to this burger spot so we can eat so I start telling her that I have things to do and that I will come back another day alone so we could chill. I drive like 2 blocks when she tells me to stop because she wants to say hi to her mother she just saw driving around. I see a ladie more like a dude coming towards us from her taxi car she drives. The girl's mom had a tighter fade then derek jeter. The mom(Dude) tells me to take good care of her daughter. In my mind I'm like YEA OK
.. At this point my boy who was with me is laughing. We leave and I tell the girl I'm taking her back home. The girl starts asking me why am i leaving. Once we arrived in front of her house. I don't want to hurt the girls feeling so I say" By talk to you some other time". The girls says" Can I get a good bye kiss?" At that point I look at her and say " No sorry". She left the car upset and slamed the door. My boy was in tears laughing. I took off and 10 minutes later she calls me and starts talking to me when I interupt her and tell her she deceived me and I told her Me and you know you don't stop any traffic. I told her not to call me again. Sorry for the long story, but that's my first and last internet dating experience..
PS. This was about 10 years ago..
That was a red flag, but she seemed cool so I went along. In the pic she looked nice with an ONION(My type of women
). We started speaking every night and the girl had a wonderful personality. While speaking to her she would tell me things like " I stop traffic blah blah blah" So I was ok this chick must be pretty good looking(I know I was young and dumb at the time). She starts telling me that she wants to meet me. So a week later I decided to drive to jersey from Brooklyn. I asked a friend of mine to join me since it was some crazy hood. When I arrived over there the street looked very grimmy. I sat and waited in my Acura Legend for her to come down from her house. When I see this crackhead looking chick I'm like OHHH S**T WTF!! I looked at my boy and I tell him i'm going to peal out. He's like nah man that's cold. I responded " This chick is weak and she lied about her looks" She had shown me a fake picture. So I decided not to peal out and atleast talk to her. Once she approached the car the first thing I noticed on this 80 pound skeleton was something that looked like a herpe outbreak on her upper lip. She had like 5 blister stacked up. Then I notice she's wearing some busted air force ones with no socks. I'm like WTF is this S**T. She looks at me and says hey you look nice. I look at her and stay quite. After 10 seconds of silence she asked me if I was going to let her in my car. At this point I feel like letting her know that she deceived me, but I let her in. She tells me to drive her to this burger spot so we can eat so I start telling her that I have things to do and that I will come back another day alone so we could chill. I drive like 2 blocks when she tells me to stop because she wants to say hi to her mother she just saw driving around. I see a ladie more like a dude coming towards us from her taxi car she drives. The girl's mom had a tighter fade then derek jeter. The mom(Dude) tells me to take good care of her daughter. In my mind I'm like YEA OK
.. At this point my boy who was with me is laughing. We leave and I tell the girl I'm taking her back home. The girl starts asking me why am i leaving. Once we arrived in front of her house. I don't want to hurt the girls feeling so I say" By talk to you some other time". The girls says" Can I get a good bye kiss?" At that point I look at her and say " No sorry". She left the car upset and slamed the door. My boy was in tears laughing. I took off and 10 minutes later she calls me and starts talking to me when I interupt her and tell her she deceived me and I told her Me and you know you don't stop any traffic. I told her not to call me again. Sorry for the long story, but that's my first and last internet dating experience..PS. This was about 10 years ago..
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