Unwritten rules...

[Scottdau]

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I still remember this good ol' thread:

http://www.operationsports.com/forum...violation.html

Oh yeah that video was classic too.

[AUChase]

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Don't be the *** that goes to the middle urinal, when there are only 3.

[Scottdau]

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I abide by this as well if there is no divider between the urinals. And, even then, I try to avoid it if possible.

Not me I make sure that someone is next to me, just to mess with them. Then I talk them while they are handling their business. I like getting people out of their confront zone.

[Po Pimp]

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Might as well rename this the Man Law thread. Anyway, if you go to a party/club with your boys and you meet a chick there, your boys have to find a ride home (if you're driving of course).

[p_rushing]

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I definitely don't talk in the rest room.

I'm usually working with a few people who don't live in the US or didn't grow up here. Let's just say they don't have the same laws in their country. I see people talk on the cell phone the whole time, in which I try to flush a few times just to let the person they are talking to know where they are at. I have also seen people rinsing their mouths out and not washing their hands.

[Bellsprout]

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No talking to me while I'm trying to pee. I've got to concentrate and I don't really care about what you have to say at that precise moment.

I have a shy bladder. I can't even pee in a urinal with other dudes in the room. Have to go in a stall.

Too much info?

[GAMEC0CK2002]

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Personally, I'm not taking a dump at a gas station. In the rare event, that there are no other options-- I'm not sitting down.

[~LiverpoolRed~]

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Farting in male company is totally acceptable. Compliments regarding loudness, wetness, strength as well as resilience are mandatory. A duel may ensue.

You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

[KG]

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I still remember this good ol' thread:

http://www.operationsports.com/forum...violation.html

Amazing what you could get away with back then and not get carded.

[FlyingFinn]

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See, I think it is a man law violation to take a piss in a stall when there are any urinals available. Nothing worse then having to drop a deuce only to enter the stall and find someone has pissed all over the seat.

[Trevytrev11]

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See, I think it is a man law violation to take a piss in a stall when there are any urinals available. Nothing worse then having to drop a deuce only to enter the stall and find someone has pissed all over the seat.

New Rule: If you piss on the seat, wipe it up.

There is nothing worse than an emergency trip to the bathroom where you have to frantically stand there and polish the seat with wads of toilet paper before the bomb explodes, while you clench, shake, jump and do god knows what trying to buy yourself an extra five to ten seconds.

[dodgerblue]

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Since the conversation seems to be about bathroom rules:

Do not look down, stare directly ahead at the wall only.

[jeremym480]

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You must let her know, before you go.

You know what I'm sayin...

[Brandwin]

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You must let her know, before you go.

You know what I'm sayin...

Nah... i only do that if she tells me before hand. If she doesn't tell me to let her know, mouthful for you.


I talk to people I know in the restroom, at least at work.

[Trevytrev11]

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If there is a line of 20+ cars turning or merging right and someone tries to sneak in down the left side and cut in, it is your duty to play defense and at all costs prevent them from getting in. If you need to speed up to close a gap, do so. If you need to drive slow to prevent a gap opening behind you, do so. Honk your horn, give the finger, do whatever you can do shame the cheater.