Off Topic 2010

[The GIGGAS]

Re: Off Topic 2010

So instead of work, I've been running mock fantasy drafts since about 2. My life is pretty awesome right now.

[MassNole]

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IDK, I preferred the Flanderses kids saying "Bountiful penis" myself.

My favorite Ralph Wiggum quote....

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Followed closely by....

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Starting when he can't go in the deep end of the sandbox.

[BlueNGold]

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LOL, some good ones there.

Another one to add:

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[countryboy]

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WTF you have not friend me yet? Well ______ You! I know I have had some people that I have not wanted to friend, but I still put them on, because I didn't want to hurt their feelings.

yeah..I have no problem telling people..."no I don't wanna be your friend because quite frankly I don't like you."

[countryboy]

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I really dislike Mondays.

That. Is. All.

me too man. Today really kicked my butt, and for the most part its because people are generally idiots and/or lazy.

[countryboy]

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you know....I really hate when our insurance changes at work. Nothing better for me to do than to make sure that all my primary physicians are included in our new network. And then I have to fill out all this seemingly unnecessary paperwork.

Oh well...I guess I can be happy that the cost from the paycheck is going up.

[Beantown]

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I swear, the only time I see attractive girls out and about around my hometown is when I'm with my family and don't really have the...chance...to even try the random 'pick-up.'

For isntance, tonight, I caved and finally went grocery shopping with my mother to pick up some dinners for this week. Bam, two very attractive girls by themselves walking around...but the only times I saw them is when I was walking down an aisle with my mom and couldn't just be like...

"Sup girl? Yeah, I'm here with my mom. Want to come back to her house with us?"

[Scottdau]

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lol, I picked up on women before with my mom and grandma with me. I would say Hi how are you doing? Then I would introduce them to my grandma and mom too. Some times it worked too. Try it!

[Beantown]

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lol, I picked up on women before with my mom and grandma with me. I would say Hi how are you doing? Then I would introduce them to my grandma and mom too. Some times it worked too. Try it!

See, I'd do that...but my mom would definitely find a way to embarrass me and I would not want that to be the first impression. I'm fine with my mom saying stupid **** if I've already had a chance to talk with the girl, but damn, no way I'd want my first impression to be with my mom.

Hell, yesterday was a damn good example of being mentally ****-blocked by my own family. I'll preface this by saying there was a 1% chance of actually getting the girl, but the game would've been fun:

Was at my sister's boyfriend's brother's child's () first birthday party and one of the girls there, six or seven years old than me, is absolutely beautiful. I know her, used to work with her, etc...but figured I'd "flirt" with her. At one point, I make a comment about not minding her bumping into me when she's wet - it was raining out yesterday and the party was mostly outside still - and that lead to a short little discussion with the girl saying she tended to have dirty thoughts a lot, which then led to me saying something about letting them out. And then the girl laughs and looks at my sister and goes: "Your brother is trouble." Now, if my sister is not there, the girl says "You're trouble" to me and then the fun really begins...but, alas, my sister was there and the conversation died.

End rant there, but damn, my family needs to leave me alone around girls.

[Gotmadskillzson]

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LOL........my mom live a thousand miles away so I don't have to worry about that. And being that my wife is bi.......I can hit on all the hot women I want in the grocery store. Because my wife always say if she is hot, bring her home and we can share her

[Cusefan]

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LOL........my mom live a thousand miles away so I don't have to worry about that. And being that my wife is bi.......I can hit on all the hot women I want in the grocery store. Because my wife always say if she is hot, bring her home and we can share her

As cool as that is, ending it with 4 smiles makes me not believe you.

[Gotmadskillzson]

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Was at my sister's boyfriend's brother's child's () first birthday party

What the hell ?

Sister boyfriend---------->brother 1st child birthday party

WOW.........you a good brother.

I wouldn't even had went to that shizzzzzz. I wish my sister would invite me to her boyfriend's brother family function. I would laugh on the phone and say hell no

[Watson]

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3rd day in a row that it's rained during practice.


I love it.

[Bellsprout]

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Yesterday I played 10 games of Madden. Aaaand...... nope, that's it.

I love this tiny little vacation I get between work ending and school beginning.