Off Topic 2010

[Beantown]

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What the hell ?

Sister boyfriend---------->brother 1st child birthday party

WOW.........you a good brother.

I wouldn't even had went to that shizzzzzz. I wish my sister would invite me to her boyfriend's brother family function. I would laugh on the phone and say hell no

Should've said that I'm good friends with her boyfriend and his brother/baby's mama. We all worked at the same restaurant and everything.

But yeah, I am a good brother. I'd do just about anything for my sisters.

[Buckeye]

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Man I got killed by the Ravens today

[countryboy]

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lol...the onion has some of the funniest stories.



Have two stories I wanted to link, but they would violate the TOS.

[Chef Matt]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4a8kzGrrad4

Indeed. Just finally saw that vid. LONG *** DAY. I love my job but days like today make me want to apply at that SF hospital that want's me to be their chef.

me too man. Today really kicked my butt, and for the most part its because people are generally idiots and/or lazy.

For me it's not so much people as it is my boss just adding massive amounts of workload to my skelatal staff. They're good but really we can only do so much in our 30 yr old kitchen.

Because my wife always say if she is hot, bring her home and we can share her

Wow.

[ImTellinTim]

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Had to share my favorite Ralph Wiggum quote. Couldn't find a video.

Ralph:(With stranded group looking for food)"I ated the purple berries! Ohhhh...ohh"
Bart:"How are they, Ralph? Good?"
Ralph:"They taste like burning!"

[Bellsprout]

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My favorite Wiggum quote:
Ralph: This is my swing set. This is my sandbox. I'm not allowed to go in the deep end. That's where I saw the leprechaun!
Bart: Right, a leprechaun.
Ralph: He told me to burn things.

AKA the one MassNole posted that I didn't see until now.

[/idiot]

[Bellsprout]

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Obligatory ZOMG 4000 POSTS!!! post.

[Buckeye]

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Congrats Dayman.

[Scottdau]

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As cool as that is, ending it with 4 smiles makes me not believe you.

Nope she is Bi, at least that is what he said a couple months ago.

[Buckeye]

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Varsity lost 30-18 other night. ouch.

[TracerBullet]

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Vikings long snapper upset at not being in Madden.

The quotes by the team are hilarious. And yes they are real.

[Buckeye]

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LOL^......

[AUChase]

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A. http://www.whiotv.com/video/24733474/index.html

Check out this insane wreck. Someone posted it on the forum of a league I'm in.



B. I was in the kitchen cooking Ramen noodles and I decided to open a third pack, just to get the seasoning out (they seriously never give you enough) and I toss the noodles in the garbage and my mom says, "Are you going to waste those just for that seasoning?" I respond with "Yes, Yes I am". She replies back with "Wasteful." and my final response is to dig into my pocket, and throw 50 cents down on the bar.. and continue to go about cooking my noodles.

[Cusefan]

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A. http://www.whiotv.com/video/24733474/index.html

Check out this insane wreck. Someone posted it on the forum of a league I'm in.



B. I was in the kitchen cooking Ramen noodles and I decided to open a third pack, just to get the seasoning out (they seriously never give you enough) and I toss the noodles in the garbage and my mom says, "Are you going to waste those just for that seasoning?" I respond with "Yes, Yes I am". She replies back with "Wasteful." and my final response is to dig into my pocket, and throw 50 cents down on the bar.. and continue to go about cooking my noodles.

Bada**. Driver DOA?

[AUChase]

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Bada**. Driver DOA?

I'm not sure yet, I asked the guy that posted the video.
Either way, that would be insane to witness.