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  • TracerBullet
    One Last Job
    • Jun 2009
    • 22119

    #5656
    Re: Off Topic 2010

    Originally posted by youvalss
    A buddy suggested going to the golf driving lanes next week. I have never ever played golf in my life (played mini-golf as a kid about 25 years ago, but that doesn't count). Some other guy gave me some basic tips because I don't even know how to hold the club, so at least I understand the basics.

    I'm not expecting to enjoy it that much becuase you probably need to practice for a while and get into before you start enjoying it. I guess, if I manage to hit the ball, that would be a mini-success for me.

    I asked this buddy if he's sure he wants to hang with the guy who has no idea what he's doing...haha. But he's a cool guy, he said it would be ok.
    Lol don't be discouraged at how bad you look out there. First time I swung a club was pretty sad. At least I had all my PE classmates shame to laugh at as well though.
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    • ImTellinTim
      YNWA
      • Sep 2006
      • 33028

      #5657
      Re: Off Topic 2010

      Yeah man, you don't want to go golfing with the douchey guy who scoffs because you're golfing too slow anyway. A lot of the guys I golf with aren't very good and I've been golfing much longer than them. At first they weren't sure I wanted to go with them, and I just told them that I don't care how good anyone is, I just want to go out and have a couple beers and have fun. That's what it's all about. Don't worry about what anyone else there thinks. Trust me, 99% of them don't give a ****. All you can do is try to improve your own game.

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      • youvalss
        ******
        • Feb 2007
        • 16602

        #5658
        Re: Off Topic 2010

        Originally posted by TracerBullet
        Lol don't be discouraged at how bad you look out there. First time I swung a club was pretty sad. At least I had all my PE classmates shame to laugh at as well though.
        Thanks. I guess it's not as embarrassing as doing "something else" for the first time....

        It's just that golf isn't like basketball, that you can go where ever you want any time (not to mention for free) and practice on your own before going on a "real" court. But oh well, I'll probably practice more and more after that, and after several times I'll feel better about it.
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        CPU: Z80 @ 3.5 MHz
        GPU: Monochrome display
        RAM: 48 KB
        OS: Sinclair BASIC

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        • youvalss
          ******
          • Feb 2007
          • 16602

          #5659
          Re: Off Topic 2010

          Originally posted by ImTellinTim
          Yeah man, you don't want to go golfing with the douchey guy who scoffs because you're golfing too slow anyway. A lot of the guys I golf with aren't very good and I've been golfing much longer than them. At first they weren't sure I wanted to go with them, and I just told them that I don't care how good anyone is, I just want to go out and have a couple beers and have fun. That's what it's all about. Don't worry about what anyone else there thinks. Trust me, 99% of them don't give a ****. All you can do is try to improve your own game.
          Thanks man...oh and I don't drink, so it'll be a couple of 7-ups...

          And the guy I'm going with is like 10 times more geek than I am (if it's possible) and he said he's not much of a golf expert himself. And he's the last guy who would make fun of you, he's really a good person!
          My Specs:

          ZX Spectrum
          CPU: Z80 @ 3.5 MHz
          GPU: Monochrome display
          RAM: 48 KB
          OS: Sinclair BASIC

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          • l3ulvl
            Hall Of Fame
            • Dec 2009
            • 17272

            #5660
            Re: Off Topic 2010

            Originally posted by youvalss
            Thanks man...oh and I don't drink, so it'll be a couple of 7-ups...

            And the guy I'm going with is like 10 times more geek than I am (if it's possible) and he said he's not much of a golf expert himself. And he's the last guy who would make fun of you, he's really a good person!
            I'm sure they'll have all sorts of tips and pointers, especially the popular "keep your head down", so I'll throw my favorite tip into the mix: don't swing as hard as you can! Just relax and casually hit it in the right direction
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            • jeremym480
              Speak it into existence
              • Oct 2008
              • 18198

              #5661
              Re: Off Topic 2010

              Originally posted by l3ulvl
              I'm sure they'll have all sorts of tips and pointers, especially the popular "keep your head down", so I'll throw my favorite tip into the mix: don't swing as hard as you can! Just relax and casually hit it in the right direction
              Wow, this is the same advice my Dad gave me when I ask him about hooking up with full-figured ladies.
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              • l3ulvl
                Hall Of Fame
                • Dec 2009
                • 17272

                #5662
                Re: Off Topic 2010

                Originally posted by jeremym480
                Wow, this is the same advice my Dad gave me when I ask him about hooking up with full-figured ladies.
                (additional characters)
                Wolverines Wings Same Old Lions Tigers Pistons Erika Christensen

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                • Gotmadskillzson
                  Live your life
                  • Apr 2008
                  • 23442

                  #5663
                  Re: Off Topic 2010

                  Full figured women are only good if they have the correct boobs to stomach ratio. Nothing worse then seeing a big woman that is big EVERYWHERE but her chest. It is like how is that possible ?

                  Women 300 pounds with A cups......SMH.

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                  • sb24
                    MVP
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 3165

                    #5664
                    Re: Off Topic 2010

                    Originally posted by youvalss
                    Thanks man...oh and I don't drink, so it'll be a couple of 7-ups...

                    And the guy I'm going with is like 10 times more geek than I am (if it's possible) and he said he's not much of a golf expert himself. And he's the last guy who would make fun of you, he's really a good person!
                    You are going to the driving range right? I have taken a few guys to the range that had no idea what they were doing. They usually enjoyed it as long as they didnt care they couldnt hit the ball like I could. If its your first time out, dont expect any good hits. As long as you dont get frustrated both of you will have fun.

                    Oh and one tip that always helps me, old men play this sport on the same course you are. You dont have to kill the ball, you need to have a good swing.

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                    • Gotmadskillzson
                      Live your life
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 23442

                      #5665
                      Re: Off Topic 2010

                      Just relax and casually hit it in the right direction
                      That's what she said

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                      • youvalss
                        ******
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 16602

                        #5666
                        Re: Off Topic 2010

                        OK, guys, thanks for the (golf) tips. I'm sure not gonna hit the ball as hard as I can because: A) No point of hitting that hard if you actually can't really hit it. B) I don't want to look like Happy Gilmore.
                        My Specs:

                        ZX Spectrum
                        CPU: Z80 @ 3.5 MHz
                        GPU: Monochrome display
                        RAM: 48 KB
                        OS: Sinclair BASIC

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                        • Cusefan
                          Earlwolfx on XBL
                          • Oct 2003
                          • 9820

                          #5667
                          Re: Off Topic 2010

                          The Firefox Private Browsing feature might be the best thing since sliced bread.
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                          • Speedy
                            #Ace
                            • Apr 2008
                            • 16143

                            #5668
                            Re: Off Topic 2010

                            Originally posted by Cusefan
                            The Firefox Private Browsing feature might be the best thing since sliced bread.
                            Cinnamon Toast Crunch has replaced sliced bread in this saying.
                            Originally posted by Gibson88
                            Anyone who asked for an ETA is not being Master of their Domain.
                            It's hard though...especially when I got my neighbor playing their franchise across the street...maybe I will occupy myself with Glamore Magazine.

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                            • OSUFan_88
                              Outback Jesus
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 25642

                              #5669
                              Re: Off Topic 2010

                              So...I'm probably just going to end up buying 2K11 anyway and never play with the Cavaliers...lol

                              Or if I do, it'll be the 89-90 Cavs.
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                              Urban Meyer is lol.

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                              • ryan36
                                7 dirty words...
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 10139

                                #5670
                                Re: Off Topic 2010

                                Originally posted by OSUFan_88
                                So...I'm probably just going to end up buying 2K11 anyway and never play with the Cavaliers...lol

                                Or if I do, it'll be the 89-90 Cavs.
                                There's a thread for this. Closed.

                                In other news, this first week of school, and moving, while working 40 hours a week sucks.

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