Off Topic 2010

[Bellsprout]

Re: Off Topic 2010

I win! I found the thread I was talking about without using the search somehow. Anyways, prepare to laugh:

http://www.operationsports.com/forum...t-my-xbox.html

Double post but... I believe this is the thread

http://www.operationsports.com/forum...t-my-xbox.html

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[dan_457]

Re: Off Topic 2010

Nicely done. Looks like I lose actually.

[ProfessaPackMan]

Re: Off Topic 2010

So I'm talking to this girl on Skype, and she goes, "I need to find someone named 'Jesus' to put in my phone to text." So I tell her, find a Hispanic dude named "Jesus".

She goes, "I don't know any...wait, wutz a hispanic again?"

Then she said she had a Puerto Rican friend. And she spelled it like "portorican"

Yes, she's in college.

What she lookin like man?

Also, I am really enjoying seeing the Jets get humbled on National TV right now.

[dan_457]

Re: Off Topic 2010

I'm awful! I found the thread I was talking about without using the search somehow. Anyways, prepare to laugh:

http://www.operationsports.com/forum...t-my-xbox.html

It looks like Half of those posts would warrant a ban now, with the Mods handle things now

[BlueNGold]

Re: Off Topic 2010

Yeah, no doubt. Hilarious nonetheless though. All the lines of unintentional hilariousness have me rolling right now.

Example:

Just spent the last 10 minutes talking to her. She said she and a friend drank some Everclear mixed with Epsom salt today and that she doesnt even remember doing what she did. I really think she knows she messed up and wants to come home but Im done with her. Its one thing after another. The only thing is that she has no where to go and if I throw her out she is going to be homeless. I dont know if I can do that. I might tell her that if she will buy me a new Xbox and NCAA 2010 she can come back.

Or:

She doesnt smoke crack maybe a little weed now and then but that always relaxes her so I dont think she had any today. She just got mad because I was into my game last night and she said she wanted to talk and spend time with me and when I didnt want to it hurt her feelings. I think something else might be going on other than that. Her not having a good job has really been on her mind

[kehlis]

Re: Off Topic 2010

After reading again, I still don't believe that kids story.

[dan_457]

Re: Off Topic 2010

I thought this was pretty funny

Today because of my post on this board a nice man is giving me an Xbox. He told me he has an Xbox a PS3 and a Wii and he never plays the Xbox and it was just taking up space at his house. Not only did he do that but he has ordered NCAA 2010 for me! I wont mention his name because he asked me not to because he isnt doing this for attention but dont ever let anyone tell you there are not nice people in the world becase there are.

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I've got a strong feeling who ever is giving this guy an Xbox also fell for the Nigerian 4-1-9 scam.

But who ever it is...

Dude...

My wife sold my big screen TV in a garage sale for 50 cents because I went bowling. Please hook me up too.

[BlueNGold]

Re: Off Topic 2010

After reading again, I still don't believe that kids story.

I'm not sure if I do or not, but damn if it wasn't hilarious.

Pics or GTFO.

[Bellsprout]

Re: Off Topic 2010

If I were "makes song lyric your status on Facebook because the lyric describes you well" guy, which I'm not (mostly because I don't have a Facebook account), this would be the lyric I'd choose:

High School parties
Senior year
Boys and girls they're all sippin' on beer
I like soda
Where's the soda?
Am I the only ****ing person here that likes soda?

-Bo Burnham from the song High School Party

[Chef Matt]

Re: Off Topic 2010

I think Dayman will always be the undisputed king of Off Topic.

Meh He needs a challenge. I mean, just look at sports gaming, without competition......ehhh.nm.

[ImTellinTim]

Re: Off Topic 2010

What she lookin like man?

Also, I am really enjoying seeing the Jets get humbled on National TV right now.

Chalk up a loss for our teams. Yikes.

[jeremym480]

Re: Off Topic 2010

You guys would love the state breakfast of Hawaii, Loco Moco:


Yes that is Rice, Eggs, Hamburger, and Gravy

I had a couple of those when we were in Hawaii. They're really good, actually. The Spam Musubi was surprisingly good, as well. :o

[l3ulvl]

Re: Off Topic 2010

Meh He needs a challenge. I mean, just look at sports gaming, without competition......ehhh.nm.

I keep reading those threads too. It was kinda funny though when people argued over whether or not they were arguing.

[Dog]

Re: Off Topic 2010




I just finished eating 2 of these. Man am I full. I wanted a gigantic french fry with it, but but I wanted to save some room for this

[BlueNGold]

Re: Off Topic 2010

If I were "makes song lyric your status on Facebook because the lyric describes you well" guy, which I'm not (mostly because I don't have a Facebook account), this would be the lyric I'd choose:

My personal favorite:

My whole family thinks I'm queer
That is all I ever hear
But I've been as straight as a ramp
If you don't count bible camp