Off Topic 2010

[Chef Matt]

Re: Off Topic 2010

I keep reading those threads too. It was kinda funny though when people argued over whether or not they were arguing.

You know Bum, it always just turns into arguing the fact that "no one is arguing"!

[TheMatrix31]

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If I were "makes song lyric your status on Facebook because the lyric describes you well" guy, which I'm not (mostly because I don't have a Facebook account), this would be the lyric I'd choose:

GEORGE: So you're telling me instead of being happy to see me they're going to be upset because I didn't bring anything. You see what I'm saying?
JERRY: The fabric of society is very complex George.
GEORGE: I don't even drink wine. I drink Pepsi.
ELAINE: You can't bring Pepsi.
GEORGE: Why not?
ELAINE: Because we're adults?
GEORGE: You telling me that wine is better than Pepsi? Huh, no way wine is better than Pepsi.
JERRY: I'm telling you George, I don't think we want to walk in there and put a big plastic jug of Pepsi on the table.








ELAINE: We'll get some cake. Can you stop off at the bakery?
GEORGE: Why don't you just get some Ring Dings at the liquor store?
ELAINE: Ring Dings?
GEORGE: Hey, Ring Dings are better than anything you'll ever get at a bakery.
KRAMER: I like Ring Dings.
ELAINE: George, we can't show up at someone's house with Ring Dings and Pepsi.
KRAMER: HEY YOUR LIGHTS ARE ON!
GEORGE: It's a funeral procession. . . . And I got news for you. I show up with Ring Dings and Pepsi, I become the biggest hit at the party. People be coming up to me, "just between you and me I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and the Pepsi."

[legendkiller5]

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Sounds like a keeper to me

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Seriously, I have low looow standards

She isn't. Lol.

What she lookin like man?

Also, I am really enjoying seeing the Jets get humbled on National TV right now.

I think she's pretty and all that, but too dumb for me. She's chill, though.

[Chef Matt]

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[Bellsprout]

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GEORGE: So you're telling me instead of being happy to see me they're going to be upset because I didn't bring anything. You see what I'm saying?
JERRY: The fabric of society is very complex George.
GEORGE: I don't even drink wine. I drink Pepsi.
ELAINE: You can't bring Pepsi.
GEORGE: Why not?
ELAINE: Because we're adults?
GEORGE: You telling me that wine is better than Pepsi? Huh, no way wine is better than Pepsi.
JERRY: I'm telling you George, I don't think we want to walk in there and put a big plastic jug of Pepsi on the table.








ELAINE: We'll get some cake. Can you stop off at the bakery?
GEORGE: Why don't you just get some Ring Dings at the liquor store?
ELAINE: Ring Dings?
GEORGE: Hey, Ring Dings are better than anything you'll ever get at a bakery.
KRAMER: I like Ring Dings.
ELAINE: George, we can't show up at someone's house with Ring Dings and Pepsi.
KRAMER: HEY YOUR LIGHTS ARE ON!
GEORGE: It's a funeral procession. . . . And I got news for you. I show up with Ring Dings and Pepsi, I become the biggest hit at the party. People be coming up to me, "just between you and me I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and the Pepsi."

I remember watching that episode and agreeing with pretty much everything George was saying.

Pepsi > Wine. Fact.

[ImTellinTim]

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Oh man. I just read that XBox on the grill thread. Everclear and epsom salt = something you can't make up. I totally believe everything that guy said.

[Dog]

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I find myself laughing hysterically during these

[TheMatrix31]

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I remember watching that episode and agreeing with pretty much everything George was saying.

Pepsi > Wine. Fact.

They're both awesome, lol. Esp. if you have a crazy good wine.

[mKoz26]

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I find myself laughing hysterically during these

I love sham chowder it's delicious.

LMAO

[TracerBullet]

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So if you go to Oregon, you may meet this man. @ the signature.

[Bellsprout]

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So if you go to Oregon, you may meet this man. @ the signature.

I suppose if you feel like changing your name to support Chuck, of all the options given Captain Awesome's probably the best.

Nobody wants to be Morgan Grimes.

First name: The, last name: Intersect would've been pretty funny, though.

[ImTellinTim]

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So if you go to Oregon, you may meet this man. @ the signature.

This guy just set the bar for biggest douche move possible. If someone told me they changed their name to that the first time I met them, I would just walk away.

[Mo]

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So if you go to Oregon, you may meet this man. @ the signature.

That is, well, so devin woodcomb

[dan_457]

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I find myself laughing hysterically during these

Car's broke, Now it's fixed, your saving money!

[Mo]

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It's been 69 years, ladies and gents


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It's a shame that the only thing most kids know about December 7th, 1941, is that Ben Affleck was in a ****ty movie about it.