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  • WTF
    MVP
    • Aug 2002
    • 20274

    #16
    Re: Boy masturbates...to death

    Originally posted by Marino
    He had a white board, would write down the tally after each finish.

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    It should be noted that it "was" a blackboard before he turned it white...

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    • Whitesox
      Closet pyromaniac
      • Mar 2009
      • 5287

      #17
      Re: Boy masturbates...to death

      Oh, and just to further hammer the nail in this story's coffin, the site it came from seems like the Brazilian version of The Onion.
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      • HealyMonster
        Titans Era has begun.
        • Aug 2002
        • 5992

        #18
        Re: Boy masturbates...to death

        Originally posted by Whitesox
        42...

        OS mod, the answer to life, the universe, and everything, and the number of times you apparently need to masturbate in a row to kill yourself.
        LMAO. I really hope this story is fake, its just too insane. The only think I could think of is that guy on Sons of Anarchy so I guess the condition is out there, it could be true.

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        • coolguy124
          Banned
          • Aug 2011
          • 588

          #19
          Re: Boy masturbates...to death

          now kids will be scared to do it

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          • Marino
            Moderator
            • Jan 2008
            • 18113

            #20
            Re: Boy masturbates...to death

            Originally posted by coolguy124
            now kids will be scared to do it
            I highly doubt that.

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            • BurghFan
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              • Jul 2009
              • 10043

              #21
              Re: Boy masturbates...to death

              Oh my . . .

              And death was probably related to prolonged elevation of blood pressure.
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              • areobee401
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                • Apr 2006
                • 16771

                #22
                Re: Boy masturbates...to death

                Must have forearms the size of Popeye's.
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                • coolguy124
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                  • Aug 2011
                  • 588

                  #23
                  Re: Boy masturbates...to death

                  2 very cheesy jokes

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                  • ScoobySnax
                    #faceuary2014
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 7624

                    #24
                    Re: Boy masturbates...to death

                    I hope to God this is fake, because I'm LMAO right now!
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                    • WTF
                      MVP
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 20274

                      #25
                      Re: Boy masturbates...to death

                      I heard that rigamortis had already set in before his mom found him... He was stiff as a board....
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                      • ImTellinTim
                        YNWA
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 33028

                        #26
                        Re: Boy masturbates...to death

                        Nah, this isn't real.

                        It just can't be.

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                        • TripleCrown9
                          Keep the Faith
                          • May 2010
                          • 23676

                          #27
                          Re: Boy masturbates...to death

                          Laughing is terrible, guys. This really jerks my tears right out of me. I can't even stroke the idea of what he did. I bet it tugs at his parents harder and harder until they want to explode. Unfortunately, this gives a whole new meaning to going Brazilian. I bet this really pisses Jack off.
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                          • Blzer
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                            • Mar 2004
                            • 42515

                            #28
                            Re: Boy masturbates...to death

                            Maybe I shouldn't have performed that inception on him...
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                            • Cusefan
                              Earlwolfx on XBL
                              • Oct 2003
                              • 9820

                              #29
                              Re: Boy masturbates...to death

                              So are we assuming 42 is now the record to beat?
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                              • Whitesox
                                Closet pyromaniac
                                • Mar 2009
                                • 5287

                                #30
                                Re: Boy masturbates...to death

                                Originally posted by Blzer
                                Maybe I shouldn't have performed that inception on him...
                                So, what exactly was the talisman you left in his mind to convince him to never stop?
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