Boy masturbates...to death

[TripleCrown9]

Re: Boy masturbates...to death

So, what exactly was the talisman you left in his mind to convince him to never stop?

The whiteboard...

[dan_457]

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LMAO, this has to be fake. Still funny though.

[trobinson97]

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So are we assuming 42 is now the record to beat?

[The Big Squeezy]

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I'm jealous.

[EnigmaNemesis]

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This thread is comedy gold... one of the reasons I love this place.

Now you will have to excuse me... I have a record to break!

[RoyalBoyle78]

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im sorry I kinda find this hard to believe, 42 times seems fabricated a bit. I don't even think your nuts could produce seamen that many times in a row, honestly.

[ExtremeGamer]

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im sorry I kinda find this hard to believe, 42 times seems fabricated a bit. I don't even think your nuts could produce seamen that many times in a row, honestly.

I think it would be dust.

He probably looked like LeBron James opening game ceremony the last 10 times or so.

[areobee401]

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Who gets the 600 million photos and 17 million erotic videos on his computer?

In his defense Brazilian women can be hot as hell.

Also is this considered a suicide? He did wack himself after all.

[Kearnzo]

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I'm blown away...

[dickey1331]

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Wow. I couldnt imagine doing that 42 times in a row. ****.

[DukeC]

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I'm dyin laughing over here

This has to be fake.

[SidVish]

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im sorry I kinda find this hard to believe, 42 times seems fabricated a bit. I don't even think your nuts could produce seamen that many times in a row, honestly.

Wow! I never knew you could produce seamen. By 42 you'll be on your way to having your own navy. Awesome!

[ImTellinTim]

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He probably looked like LeBron James opening game ceremony the last 10 times or so.

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[dan_457]

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Who gets the 600 million photos and 17 million erotic videos on his computer?

In his defense Brazilian women can be hot as hell.

Well any kind woman can be hot though.

Anyway, the 17 million videos and 600 million pictures is actually the most improbable part of this whole story, by far. This kid would need thousands(probably tens of thousands) of dollars in hard drives to store all of that data.

[Blitz1942]

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Thread of the year candidate?

I think so.