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  • TripleCrown9
    Keep the Faith
    • May 2010
    • 23676

    #31
    Re: Boy masturbates...to death

    Originally posted by Whitesox
    So, what exactly was the talisman you left in his mind to convince him to never stop?
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    • dan_457
      MVP
      • Jan 2010
      • 4106

      #32
      Re: Boy masturbates...to death

      LMAO, this has to be fake. Still funny though.
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      • trobinson97
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        • Oct 2004
        • 16366

        #33
        Re: Boy masturbates...to death

        Originally posted by Cusefan
        So are we assuming 42 is now the record to beat?
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        • The Big Squeezy
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          • May 2011
          • 796

          #34
          Re: Boy masturbates...to death

          I'm jealous.
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          • EnigmaNemesis
            Animal Liberation
            • Apr 2006
            • 12216

            #35
            Re: Boy masturbates...to death

            This thread is comedy gold... one of the reasons I love this place.

            Now you will have to excuse me... I have a record to break!
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            • RoyalBoyle78
              Aka."Footballforever"
              • May 2003
              • 23918

              #36
              Re: Boy masturbates...to death

              im sorry I kinda find this hard to believe, 42 times seems fabricated a bit. I don't even think your nuts could produce seamen that many times in a row, honestly.
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              • ExtremeGamer
                Extra Life 11/3/18
                • Jul 2002
                • 35299

                #37
                Re: Boy masturbates...to death

                Originally posted by Footballforever
                im sorry I kinda find this hard to believe, 42 times seems fabricated a bit. I don't even think your nuts could produce seamen that many times in a row, honestly.
                I think it would be dust.

                He probably looked like LeBron James opening game ceremony the last 10 times or so.

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                • areobee401
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Apr 2006
                  • 16771

                  #38
                  Re: Boy masturbates...to death

                  Who gets the 600 million photos and 17 million erotic videos on his computer?

                  In his defense Brazilian women can be hot as hell.

                  Also is this considered a suicide? He did wack himself after all.
                  Last edited by areobee401; 09-08-2011, 07:44 PM.
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                  • Kearnzo
                    Banned
                    • Jul 2002
                    • 5963

                    #39
                    Re: Boy masturbates...to death



                    I'm blown away...

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                    • dickey1331
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                      • Sep 2009
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                      #40
                      Re: Boy masturbates...to death

                      Wow. I couldnt imagine doing that 42 times in a row. ****.
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                      • DukeC
                        Banned
                        • Jul 2011
                        • 5751

                        #41
                        Re: Boy masturbates...to death

                        I'm dyin laughing over here

                        This has to be fake.

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                        • SidVish
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                          • Apr 2003
                          • 11743

                          #42
                          Re: Boy masturbates...to death

                          Originally posted by Footballforever
                          im sorry I kinda find this hard to believe, 42 times seems fabricated a bit. I don't even think your nuts could produce seamen that many times in a row, honestly.

                          Wow! I never knew you could produce seamen. By 42 you'll be on your way to having your own navy. Awesome!

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                          • ImTellinTim
                            YNWA
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 33028

                            #43
                            Re: Boy masturbates...to death

                            Originally posted by ExtremeGamer
                            He probably looked like LeBron James opening game ceremony the last 10 times or so.
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                            • dan_457
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                              • Jan 2010
                              • 4106

                              #44
                              Re: Boy masturbates...to death

                              Originally posted by areobee401
                              Who gets the 600 million photos and 17 million erotic videos on his computer?

                              In his defense Brazilian women can be hot as hell.
                              Well any kind woman can be hot though.

                              Anyway, the 17 million videos and 600 million pictures is actually the most improbable part of this whole story, by far. This kid would need thousands(probably tens of thousands) of dollars in hard drives to store all of that data.
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                              • Blitz1942
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                                • Apr 2009
                                • 2645

                                #45
                                Re: Boy masturbates...to death

                                Thread of the year candidate?

                                I think so.

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