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  • SidVish
    2010,13,15,16 CHAMPS!
    • Apr 2003
    • 11743

    #46
    Re: Boy masturbates...to death

    I'm disappointed in OS. How did we miss this one in 2010?



    On a sidenote the Morningstarr is where I'm going to be getting my news from now on.

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    • Jgainsey
      I can't feel it
      • Mar 2007
      • 3360

      #47
      Re: Boy masturbates...to death

      Originally posted by SidVish
      I'm disappointed in OS. How did we miss this one in 2010?



      On a sidenote the Morningstarr is where I'm going to be getting my news from now on.

      Thanks TRob!
      Lol!

      I read the first comment about how it was too bad her last time wasn't with the real thing, and it got me thinking..

      As scary as it would be to have someone die right in front of you, especially the chick you're currently drilling, part of me would be looking for a high-five from the paramedic or somebody.
      Now, more than ever

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      • Blzer
        Resident film pundit
        • Mar 2004
        • 42515

        #48
        Re: Boy masturbates...to death

        Talk about beating a record...
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        • EnigmaNemesis
          Animal Liberation
          • Apr 2006
          • 12216

          #49
          Re: Boy masturbates...to death

          Originally posted by Jgainsey
          Lol!

          I read the first comment about how it was too bad her last time wasn't with the real thing, and it got me thinking..

          As scary as it would be to have someone die right in front of you, especially the chick you're currently drilling, part of me would be looking for a high-five from the paramedic or somebody.
          Are we evil for agreeing about this?

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          • jvalverde88
            Moderator
            • Jun 2008
            • 11787

            #50
            Re: Boy masturbates...to death

            Here is a picture of the kid.

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            • phenom1990
              MVP
              • Mar 2008
              • 4789

              #51
              Re: Boy masturbates...to death

              Maybe he didn't hear of the internet before ...
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              • FlyRice
                Lillard Time
                • Nov 2008
                • 1280

                #52
                Re: Boy masturbates...to death

                Gotta give him a hand for setting a new Guinness world record. Apparently there's now 1001 ways to die.

                Last edited by FlyRice; 09-08-2011, 11:04 PM.
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                • Taur3asi3
                  MVP
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 3727

                  #53
                  Re: Boy masturbates...to death

                  Kid sounds like the Anti-Pol.
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                  • The Big Squeezy
                    Pro
                    • May 2011
                    • 796

                    #54
                    Re: Boy masturbates...to death

                    I'd bet my car that he looked like this:

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                    Originally posted by snepp
                    Ken Dilger, weapon.
                    Someone needs to set this thread on fire.

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                    • jeremym480
                      Speak it into existence
                      • Oct 2008
                      • 18198

                      #55
                      Re: Boy masturbates...to death

                      Anybody heard from JJ?
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                      • TheShizNo1
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                        • Mar 2007
                        • 26341

                        #56
                        Originally posted by jeremym480
                        Anybody heard from JJ?
                        Damn it I wish I was on my laptop. Someone get the slam dunk gif w/ shaq jumping up out of his seat.
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                        • Bellsprout
                          Hard Times.
                          • Oct 2009
                          • 25652

                          #57
                          Re: Boy masturbates...to death

                          Originally posted by 42
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                          • Chaos81
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                            • Mar 2004
                            • 17150

                            #58
                            Re: Boy masturbates...to death

                            Can we like button an entire thread?

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                            • jeremym480
                              Speak it into existence
                              • Oct 2008
                              • 18198

                              #59
                              Re: Boy masturbates...to death

                              The way I see it there was only one way this boy could have been saved

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                              • TracerBullet
                                One Last Job
                                • Jun 2009
                                • 22119

                                #60
                                Re: Boy masturbates...to death

                                Originally posted by Cusefan
                                So are we assuming 42 is now the record to beat?
                                I misread that as 42 has the record to beat at first.
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                                Originally posted by jeremym480
                                Anybody heard from JJ?
                                Originally posted by TheShizNo1
                                Damn it I wish I was on my laptop. Someone get the slam dunk gif w/ shaq jumping up out of his seat.
                                I got you Shiz.

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                                I feel weird for liking a post about exposed penises.

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