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  • #9931
    BunnyHardaway
    Banned
    • Nov 2004
    • 15195

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    On top of what I think is strep throat, I woke up this morning with pink eye. WOOOOOOOOOOO!

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    • #9932
      BlueNGold
      Hall Of Fame
      • Aug 2009
      • 21814

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      Re: Off Topic 2012

      Originally posted by JJLinn
      On top of what I think is strep throat, I woke up this morning with pink eye. WOOOOOOOOOOO!
      Who farted on JJ's pillow?
      Originally posted by bradtxmale
      I like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.



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      • #9933
        slickdtc
        Grayscale
        • Aug 2004
        • 17128

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        5'11

        My fiance' wants me to give her a ride to school on Monday's and Wednesday's. Today, as we were merging onto I-95, it was all backed up. So I basically had to creep up the ramp and merge in. Meanwhile, she's in my ear, "SPEED UP!!"

        I straight told her *** to shut the hell up and let me drive.

        If there is one thing I've always known about driving, is that when you're on a ramp merging onto the highway, you speed the hell up. It pissed me off royally that she was telling me to speed up when 1) I know this and 2) I can't speed up when there's a car in front of me and bumper-to-bumper traffic.

        ****ing women.

        As a consolation, all that traffic dissipated just as we hit the choke point. They packed up the flashing arrow signs just as we came up on them. GRRRR! Got played...
        NHL - Philadelphia Flyers
        NFL - Buffalo Bills
        MLB - Cincinnati Reds


        Originally posted by Money99
        And how does one levy a check that will result in only a slight concussion? Do they set their shoulder-pads to 'stun'?

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        • #9934
          Fresh Tendrils
          Strike Hard and Fade Away
          • Jul 2002
          • 36131

          Re: Off Topic 2012


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          In a moment like that you simply don't say a word, look at her, **** a smile, and then give her a little bop on the mouth.



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          • #9935
            BlueNGold
            Hall Of Fame
            • Aug 2009
            • 21814

            Re: Off Topic 2012


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            Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
            In a moment like that you simply don't say a word, look at her, **** a smile, and then give her a little bop on the mouth.
            My suggestion:

            NSFW


            <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/cQasv1AWTaY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
            Originally posted by bradtxmale
            I like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.



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            • #9936
              Fresh Tendrils
              Strike Hard and Fade Away
              • Jul 2002
              • 36131

              Re: Off Topic 2012


              Re: Off Topic 2012

              Originally posted by BlueNGold
              My suggestion:

              NSFW


              <iframe width="420" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/cQasv1AWTaY" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
              Run, bitch.



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              • #9937
                BlueNGold
                Hall Of Fame
                • Aug 2009
                • 21814

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                Originally posted by Fresh Tendrils
                Run, bitch.
                Cop "She is not gonna believe that this happened!"

                Wayne Brady "That's cause she is never gonna know about it, bitch!"

                *snaps neck*
                Originally posted by bradtxmale
                I like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.



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                • #9938
                  C the Lyte
                  Left side, strong side
                  • May 2009
                  • 2253

                  Re: Off Topic 2012


                  Re: Off Topic 2012

                  As funny as Tosh is, I don't know that there will ever be another equivalent to Chappelle Show.
                  EXPERIENCE MAYHEM FOOTBALL

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                  • #9939
                    BurghFan
                    #BurghProud
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 10052

                    Re: Off Topic 2012


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                    Originally posted by The Big Squeezy
                    Does anyone here know about toy collecting? I've got an unopened (still sealed in the plastic) Super Bowl XL Monopoly game that someone gave me as a gag gift after the game. How many years does it take for something like that to become valuable? I figure like 15-20, if at all?
                    Nah, that's totally worthless. I'd be happy to take it off your hands though

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                    Originally posted by BlueNGold
                    What in the ****.....
                    Yeah, as someone else already said, that was the dismembered android called Ash from Alien.

                    Originally posted by Cutter15
                    I was asleep during this discussion, but I'm 6'4" and I dated a 5' girl a few years ago. I couldn't notice a huge difference but I'm sure I looked extremely disproportional to other people.


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                    I can imagine. Kind of like when my 6'2" uncle and 5'0" (and that's probably being generous) aunt stand next to each other.
                    Last edited by BurghFan; 02-22-2012, 12:29 PM.
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                    • #9940
                      BlueNGold
                      Hall Of Fame
                      • Aug 2009
                      • 21814

                      Re: Off Topic 2012


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                      Originally posted by C the Lyte
                      As funny as Tosh is, I don't know that there will ever be another equivalent to Chappelle Show.
                      Nope. Tosh can't even hold a candle to what Chappelle did. I still miss that show.
                      Originally posted by bradtxmale
                      I like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.



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                      • #9941
                        AUChase
                        Hall Of Fame
                        • Jul 2008
                        • 19416

                        Re: Off Topic 2012


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                        Took the technical/mechanical field test for AT&T this morning and I'm officially "qualified"...

                        It was pretty much a test of logic and puzzles..

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                        • #9942
                          TripleCrown9
                          Keep the Faith
                          • May 2010
                          • 23774

                          Re: Off Topic 2012


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                          Originally posted by AUChase89
                          Took the technical/mechanical field test for AT&T this morning and I'm officially "qualified"...

                          It was pretty much a test of logic and puzzles..
                          So you had to talk to a woman?
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                          • #9943
                            Watson
                            Burrow Club
                            • Jul 2008
                            • 27013

                            Re: Off Topic 2012


                            Re: Off Topic 2012

                            Originally posted by C the Lyte
                            As funny as Tosh is, I don't know that there will ever be another equivalent to Chappelle Show.
                            Yea, don't mention Daniel Tosh's show with Chappelle's in the same breath.


                            Tosh is much better doing standup while his show has grown stale and reptitive.
                            And may thy spirit live in us, Forever LSU

                            @AdamdotH

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                            • #9944
                              Chrisksaint
                              $$$
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 19127

                              Re: Off Topic 2012


                              Re: Off Topic 2012

                              Tosh.0 was funny at first then it just started to get weird and gross, his stand up is probably one of the more hilarious ones i've seen tho.
                              Saints, LSU, Seminoles, Pelicans, Marlins, Lightning

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                              • #9945
                                Fresh Tendrils
                                Strike Hard and Fade Away
                                • Jul 2002
                                • 36131

                                Re: Off Topic 2012


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                                Originally posted by SwampStomper90
                                So you had to talk to a woman?
                                Spoiler
                                Logic? Ha.



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