Off Topic 2012

[BunnyHardaway]

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On top of what I think is strep throat, I woke up this morning with pink eye. WOOOOOOOOOOO!

[BlueNGold]

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On top of what I think is strep throat, I woke up this morning with pink eye. WOOOOOOOOOOO!

Who farted on JJ's pillow?

[slickdtc]

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5'11

My fiance' wants me to give her a ride to school on Monday's and Wednesday's. Today, as we were merging onto I-95, it was all backed up. So I basically had to creep up the ramp and merge in. Meanwhile, she's in my ear, "SPEED UP!!"

I straight told her *** to shut the hell up and let me drive.

If there is one thing I've always known about driving, is that when you're on a ramp merging onto the highway, you speed the hell up. It pissed me off royally that she was telling me to speed up when 1) I know this and 2) I can't speed up when there's a car in front of me and bumper-to-bumper traffic.

****ing women.

As a consolation, all that traffic dissipated just as we hit the choke point. They packed up the flashing arrow signs just as we came up on them. GRRRR! Got played...

[Fresh Tendrils]

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In a moment like that you simply don't say a word, look at her, **** a smile, and then give her a little bop on the mouth.

[BlueNGold]

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In a moment like that you simply don't say a word, look at her, **** a smile, and then give her a little bop on the mouth.

My suggestion:

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[Fresh Tendrils]

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My suggestion:

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Run, bitch.

[BlueNGold]

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Run, bitch.

Cop "She is not gonna believe that this happened!"

Wayne Brady "That's cause she is never gonna know about it, bitch!"

*snaps neck*

[C the Lyte]

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As funny as Tosh is, I don't know that there will ever be another equivalent to Chappelle Show.

[BurghFan]

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Does anyone here know about toy collecting? I've got an unopened (still sealed in the plastic) Super Bowl XL Monopoly game that someone gave me as a gag gift after the game. How many years does it take for something like that to become valuable? I figure like 15-20, if at all?

Nah, that's totally worthless. I'd be happy to take it off your hands though

Spoiler

Seriously though, I have no idea what the apprication value for it would be or how to find out

What in the ****.....

Yeah, as someone else already said, that was the dismembered android called Ash from Alien.

I was asleep during this discussion, but I'm 6'4" and I dated a 5' girl a few years ago. I couldn't notice a huge difference but I'm sure I looked extremely disproportional to other people.


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I can imagine. Kind of like when my 6'2" uncle and 5'0" (and that's probably being generous) aunt stand next to each other.

[BlueNGold]

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As funny as Tosh is, I don't know that there will ever be another equivalent to Chappelle Show.

Nope. Tosh can't even hold a candle to what Chappelle did. I still miss that show.

[AUChase]

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Took the technical/mechanical field test for AT&T this morning and I'm officially "qualified"...

It was pretty much a test of logic and puzzles..

[TripleCrown9]

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Took the technical/mechanical field test for AT&T this morning and I'm officially "qualified"...

It was pretty much a test of logic and puzzles..

So you had to talk to a woman?

Spoiler

[Watson]

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As funny as Tosh is, I don't know that there will ever be another equivalent to Chappelle Show.

Yea, don't mention Daniel Tosh's show with Chappelle's in the same breath.


Tosh is much better doing standup while his show has grown stale and reptitive.

[Chrisksaint]

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Tosh.0 was funny at first then it just started to get weird and gross, his stand up is probably one of the more hilarious ones i've seen tho.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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So you had to talk to a woman?

Spoiler

Logic? Ha.