Re: I am ruined.
The only way I know how to explain this is Memento style
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Scene One:
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Apostle grabs his son from the yard, goes inside, shuts the blinds and paces around frantically. He opens the fridge, grabs a beer and chugs it. He repeats that same phrase over and over "Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God". There's a knock at the door. The "Oh God's" become faster. This must be the po-po he thinks to himself, but it's not. It's his neighbor and she has a baseball. She hands him the ball, winks and say "Oops, it happens. She you around slugger". Apostle shuts all of the blinds, puts his son to bed and hops on the OS
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Apostle son hits the ball over the fence. He walks over to his neighbors house and instead of knocking on the door, he decides to go directly to the back yard to fetch the ball. He open's the gate, a wet dog approaches. He wonders to himself why, is the dog out here and why is it wet? The dog licks his hand. He thinks that this is nice and all, but he is there to complete a mission. Must retrieve the ball - he thinks to himself. As he scans the yard he is shocked by what he see's. It's the neighbor lady's and her boy toy. From what it appears the man who is taking her straight to pleasure town. Just as his mind begins to process what he is seeing the Boy Toy's eyes meets his and he knows this isn't going to end well. The man throws the neighbor lady off of him and when she lands she turns to see Apostle standing there and immediately tells hims to GTFO. He does.
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Man and neighbor lady are enjoying a nice relaxing day at home. They let the dog out to go do his business. While the dog is outside he jumps in a puddle. Dog barks to come back inside and man notices that dog needs a bath. "Honey, do you want to help me give dog a bath". Sure she says. They go outside together to hose the dog off. They're almost finished with the bath they hear a thump, look down and see a baseball. Their eyes meet and simultaneously they say "It's him, assume the position!
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Apostle walks over and knocks on his neighbors door. She answers the door and he tells her that his son hit the baseball into her back yard. She looks at him and says "Sweetie, "You don't need to ask! Just go get your ball. The gate is unlocked." Apostle thanks her and walks away. She closes the door and on the other side of it stands a man in full leather bondage gear. She unzips the zipper away from his lips and the man says only one word..... SOON! The lady zips him back up and says "Now, get back to work".
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