Re: I am ruined.
Not exactly walking into anything, but here's a story. Spoilered for length.
Easily thread of the year candidate by the way. Maybe one of the best threads to ever grace these forums as well.
Not exactly walking into anything, but here's a story. Spoilered for length.
Spoiler
So, my freshman year here at Stout, my neighbor was kinda a prick. He hated everyone on the floor and we all hated him. Guy thought he was a tough guy and could take on anyone on the floor in a fight.
Well, it's a Saturday morning during 2nd semester. About 7am if I can recall correctly. Something wakes me up from a deep sleep. Screaming. I look around my room, thinking my roommate may have brought a chick home sometime during the night and was having a little wake-up fun (and then just forgotten I was there). But then I remembered that my roommate would go home every weekend, so that ruled that out. I groggily listen to this loud screaming for a moment. It's so loud it sounds like it's coming from inside my own room. Second though is someone hid a computer and hooked it up to my roommate's stereo system, remote accessed it, and was blasting some sort of hardcore adult entertainment over it. But that wasn't it either, as my roommate's stereo didn't work properly at that time.
Then it finally occurs to me that the sound isn't coming from my room, so I walk out into the hallway. Sure enough, the screaming is louder. I look down the hall, and one of the guys on my floor (who ended up being my sophomore roommate), was also trying to figure out what was going on. As I walked down towards him, I realized the screaming was coming from my neighbor's room. We start talking when a girl from the hall connected to ours comes into the room and asks what the hell is going on. We explain that it's my neighbor banging some chick. She says she can hear them loud and clear from her room. I walk back to my room, which looks directly down another hall towards the stairs, and see a few friends of mine from 3rd and 2nd floor (we were on 4th) coming up the stairs. They ask what's going on, because they can hear it loud and clear from their rooms on 2nd and 3rd floor. At this point, we're all just laughing because we can't believe it's that loud that other floors can hear it. Then the RA from one of the other halls that's part of our building (picture below) comes to our hall to find out what's going on. We explain and she awkwardly laughs and says, "Hope that's not one of my residents..."
My building, I was 4th floor K, about where the red dot was. The first girl to investigate was from C, with the RA being from T. Each hall floor has room for ~30 residents, so it's a good sized building.
This ended up continuing throughout the rest of the semester, with them going at it 4-5 times on weekends, and occasionally on weekdays. It got to the point where we taped a ball-gag to his door and would make random loud obnoxious sex noises when walking past his room, especially when they were going at it. One time, we're sitting in a friends room making noises as their going at it, when the screaming stops. His door opens and he comes out wearing a towel. He's covered in sweat and completely red. He shouts at us, "GODDAMMIT, WOULD YOU LET US FINISH!" (with a few extra explicitness thrown in as well) and goes back into his room. We burst into laughter.
tl;dr: Neighbor brings home a screamer. Proceeds to wake up most of my building most weekend mornings.
Well, it's a Saturday morning during 2nd semester. About 7am if I can recall correctly. Something wakes me up from a deep sleep. Screaming. I look around my room, thinking my roommate may have brought a chick home sometime during the night and was having a little wake-up fun (and then just forgotten I was there). But then I remembered that my roommate would go home every weekend, so that ruled that out. I groggily listen to this loud screaming for a moment. It's so loud it sounds like it's coming from inside my own room. Second though is someone hid a computer and hooked it up to my roommate's stereo system, remote accessed it, and was blasting some sort of hardcore adult entertainment over it. But that wasn't it either, as my roommate's stereo didn't work properly at that time.
Then it finally occurs to me that the sound isn't coming from my room, so I walk out into the hallway. Sure enough, the screaming is louder. I look down the hall, and one of the guys on my floor (who ended up being my sophomore roommate), was also trying to figure out what was going on. As I walked down towards him, I realized the screaming was coming from my neighbor's room. We start talking when a girl from the hall connected to ours comes into the room and asks what the hell is going on. We explain that it's my neighbor banging some chick. She says she can hear them loud and clear from her room. I walk back to my room, which looks directly down another hall towards the stairs, and see a few friends of mine from 3rd and 2nd floor (we were on 4th) coming up the stairs. They ask what's going on, because they can hear it loud and clear from their rooms on 2nd and 3rd floor. At this point, we're all just laughing because we can't believe it's that loud that other floors can hear it. Then the RA from one of the other halls that's part of our building (picture below) comes to our hall to find out what's going on. We explain and she awkwardly laughs and says, "Hope that's not one of my residents..."
Spoiler
My building, I was 4th floor K, about where the red dot was. The first girl to investigate was from C, with the RA being from T. Each hall floor has room for ~30 residents, so it's a good sized building.
This ended up continuing throughout the rest of the semester, with them going at it 4-5 times on weekends, and occasionally on weekdays. It got to the point where we taped a ball-gag to his door and would make random loud obnoxious sex noises when walking past his room, especially when they were going at it. One time, we're sitting in a friends room making noises as their going at it, when the screaming stops. His door opens and he comes out wearing a towel. He's covered in sweat and completely red. He shouts at us, "GODDAMMIT, WOULD YOU LET US FINISH!" (with a few extra explicitness thrown in as well) and goes back into his room. We burst into laughter.
tl;dr: Neighbor brings home a screamer. Proceeds to wake up most of my building most weekend mornings.
Easily thread of the year candidate by the way. Maybe one of the best threads to ever grace these forums as well.
this thread with that one.... LOL
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