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  • Hassan Darkside
    We Here
    • Sep 2003
    • 7561
    #16
    Re: I am ruined.

    Sounds like your neighbors were just having a picnic, but her husband was the only one eating.

    [NYK|DAL|VT]
    A true MC, y'all doing them regular degular dance songs
    You losin' your teeth, moving like using Kevin Durant comb
    Royce da 5'9"

    Originally posted by DCAllAmerican
    How many brothers fell victim to the skeet.........

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      • AUChase
        Hall Of Fame
        • Jul 2008
        • 19403
        #17
        Next time your son knocks one over the fence, go ahead and send him inside..

        Sent from my Desire HD

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          • jvalverde88
            Moderator
            • Jun 2008
            • 11787
            #18
            Re: I am ruined.

            <iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4r4QLlcN2Ns" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
            Mets/Giants/Knicks/Rangers/Manchester United/Notre Dame Football

            Never let fear determine who you are. Never let where you came from determine where you are going.

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              • 12
                Banned
                • Feb 2010
                • 4458
                #19
                Re: I am ruined.

                Originally posted by snepp
                You're missing the most vital piece of information.



                Is she hot?
                For 50+? I love my wife, but if she was eating crackers in bed, I wouldn't kick her out...

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                  • 55
                    Banned
                    • Mar 2006
                    • 20857
                    #20
                    Re: I am ruined.

                    You should have a go with her, but wait until just before you guys move.

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                      • Bellsprout
                        Hard Times.
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 25652
                        #21
                        Re: I am ruined.

                        The only way this story could be better is if you'd have given them one of these when you saw them in the act...

                        Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
                        Originally posted by l3ulvl
                        A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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                          • 12
                            Banned
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 4458
                            #22
                            Re: I am ruined.

                            Originally posted by AUChase89
                            Next time your son knocks one over the fence, go ahead and send him inside..

                            Sent from my Desire HD
                            "Son, you hit it, you get it... Daddy is NOT going over there again."

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                              • spacefunk
                                PGH for GTA VI
                                • Feb 2003
                                • 1524
                                #23
                                Re: I am ruined.

                                Probably should've named this thread "Dear Penthouse..."
                                The New England Patriots cheated to win four Super Bowls.

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                                  • 12
                                    Banned
                                    • Feb 2010
                                    • 4458
                                    #24
                                    Re: I am ruined.

                                    Originally posted by Gotmadskillzson
                                    She winked at him.......that was his invite for next time. Dogs optional.
                                    In retrospect, the wink really mind****** me. Actually, the whole damn thing. Just throw the ball back over.

                                    And yes, the ball will be replaced.

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                                      • Chrisksaint
                                        $$$
                                        • Apr 2010
                                        • 19127
                                        #25
                                        Re: I am ruined.

                                        Also your son is 2 and is cranking HRs?

                                        Steroids
                                        Saints, LSU, Seminoles, Pelicans, Marlins, Lightning

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                                          • Psyblast
                                            2023 National Champions
                                            • Jun 2003
                                            • 42582
                                            #26
                                            Re: I am ruined.

                                            We may be approaching "pics or GTFO" territory in this thread, BTW.

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                                              • 12
                                                Banned
                                                • Feb 2010
                                                • 4458
                                                #27
                                                Re: I am ruined.

                                                Originally posted by Chrisksaint
                                                Also your son is 2 and is cranking HRs?

                                                Steroids
                                                The fence is 6 feet tall and yeah, he can crank them out.

                                                Little cream and the clear gets rubbed on during diaper changes.

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                                                  • 12
                                                    Banned
                                                    • Feb 2010
                                                    • 4458
                                                    #28
                                                    Re: I am ruined.

                                                    Originally posted by Dayman
                                                    The only way this story could be better is if you'd have given them one of these when you saw them in the act...

                                                    This made me laugh the **** out loud.

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                                                      • jvalverde88
                                                        Moderator
                                                        • Jun 2008
                                                        • 11787
                                                        #29
                                                        Re: I am ruined.

                                                        Originally posted by Apostle
                                                        The fence is 6 feet tall and yeah, he can crank them out.

                                                        Little cream and the clear gets rubbed on during diaper changes.
                                                        Did he get his "Flu" shot yet?
                                                        Mets/Giants/Knicks/Rangers/Manchester United/Notre Dame Football

                                                        Never let fear determine who you are. Never let where you came from determine where you are going.

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                                                          • 12
                                                            Banned
                                                            • Feb 2010
                                                            • 4458
                                                            #30
                                                            Re: I am ruined.

                                                            Originally posted by Psyblast
                                                            We may be approaching "pics or GTFO" territory in this thread, BTW.
                                                            Pics of what? It was a horrible experience and the wet dog was the worst part... It was like one of those dreams where you wake up and say, "WTF? Weird dream... and the dog? WTF."

                                                            Only it was not a dream. I wish it was because **** is about to get awkward.

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