I am ruined.

[ScoobySnax]

Wow! Man, you have me in tears at work bro! Hahaha!

"and why was the damn dog wet?"


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[KingV2k3]

Re: I am ruined.

It's too bad summer's over 'cause I'd pay some serious dollars to crash the neighborhood block party...

This year's theme:

"A Celebration of Awkward"

[jvalverde88]

Re: I am ruined.

OK... So I have surmised that the dude who was eating lunch was NOT the husband, and he was eating lunch in full view.... My guess is that they're swingers or into that cuckold nonsense.

TarHeelMan sighting in the thread? Okay now its officially a epic/classic thread.

[jeremym480]

Re: I am ruined.

My only advice:

Next time your son hits the ball over the fence

Spoiler

Spoiler

For the wet dog, of course

[TarHeelMan]

Re: I am ruined.

I remember back in HS we caught my man on the back staircase having his engine serviced. Brooklyn Tech is an 8 story HS, and we were at a senior pajama party in the cafeteria on the seventh floor. My boy comes and interrupts me dancing with this cute lil Asian chick, and tells me to follow him to the back staircase. Immediately that sounded suspect, so I declined. He continued to insist with the utmost urgency, and he was barely hiding his laughter, so I obliged. We get to the corner of the back staircase, and I hear these grunts and groans. My boy turns to me and gives me the motion, and we peak, and we see our man laid back on the stairs having his engine serviced. The service technician had her back to us, so she didn't see us, and he didn't notice us either, even though he was facing us. His eyes were rolling around in his head like a roulette table, so we knew he was on another planet. I felt guilty about watching (after about five minutes), so I returned to the party. A while later, my man came back into the party, with the service tech, and we was like, "hey man, where were you?" He tells us, "oh, I had to go to the bathroom" Immediately we start roaring with laughter... He was like "what's wrong with ya'll?" And we just had to stay like

[Pared]

Re: I am ruined.

LOL Brooklyn Tech.

I got into that school.

[ImTellinTim]

Re: I am ruined.

I felt guilty about watching (after about five minutes)

Hey, at least you're honest.

[OSUFan_88]

Re: I am ruined.

So...this service technician...

Was she hot?

[Altimus]

Re: I am ruined.

LOL Brooklyn Tech.

I got into that school.

Must have low standards then....

:wink:

[TarHeelMan]

Re: I am ruined.

So...this service technician...

Was she hot?

She was cool. Not someone I'd actively seek out. She was known for getting around.

[OSUFan_88]

Re: I am ruined.

I guess if you are getting your engine serviced, you better have a pro.

[DukeC]

Re: I am ruined.

legendkiller is the only one in here with any kind of taste in comedy. Shame on you all.

[Dirty Turtles]

Re: I am ruined.

This thread is outstanding. I know what you mean about windows facing each other. It's especially true if you live in older houses that may have been built as company homes for a factory or quarry. My parents house and their neighbors house are the exact same, they just face each other from the opposite side. All the windows lineup perfectly at each other.

[OSUFan_88]

Re: I am ruined.

We will all grow old (except GMSS who is already 93 years old) and show our grandchildren this thread and say "son, this is what the world used to be like." and he will give us that O_O look and we will know that we just blew his ****ing mind

Thank you, Apostle


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So why were you wet, bro?

[DukeC]

Re: I am ruined.

So why were you wet, bro?