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Occam's razor my friend. The simplest explanation is probably the correct one. Clearly they had just given the dog a bath in the bathtub inside then brought it outside to run around and dry off but then decided to have some extracurricular activities which you unfortunately walked in on.Steelers : IX, X, XIII, XIV, XL, XLIII
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Occam's razor my friend. The simplest explanation is probably the correct one. Clearly they had just given the dog a bath in the bathtub inside then brought it outside to run around and dry off but then decided to have some extracurricular activities which you unfortunately walked in on.Comment
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Screw Occam's Razor. I hear zebras, so I'm coming up with several scenarios that make way less sense.
-The dog had just rescued the dying, drowning man from their pool. The woman, seeing her dying companion, was performing CPR. This all was a misunderstanding.
-In his traumatized state, Apostle imagined the dog. It will show up tomorrow at his house in human form with an affinity for Matt Damon movies and weed.
-The "dog" was actually a third member of their escapades dressed in a costume. Plushies!!!
-The dog was taking a bath inside when it heard their escapades taking place out back. Concerned that people were about to fornicate in his bathroom, he ran outside to inform them that they were about to do the deed in a place where dogs poop. Which is weird and gross. Unless they're into that. Then... weirder.Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
Originally posted by l3ulvlA lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.Comment
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Hey now, I'm just tying to help by giving him a plausible explanation for the wet dog to help clear any unsettling images of less plausible explanations from his mine.
Also, just before I came in here and saw that post I suddenly had the sneaking suspicion that someone was gonna bull the buzz killington meme on me for that post.
You know what . . .
SpoilerSpoilerSpoilerWhat's even weirder is that I recently had a strange notion that I would have reason to use that image on this siteSpoilerI scare myself sometimesSpoilerI'm going to bedSteelers : IX, X, XIII, XIV, XL, XLIII
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This is what you do Apostle next time your son hit the ball over there. Walk over there with Peaches & Cream by 112 blasting from your Iphone while it is your pocket when you knock on her door. Then wink at her and say what's up, I'm coming to get the ball.
Mess with her mind back.Comment
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This is what you do Apostle next time your son hit the ball over there. Walk over there with Peaches & Cream by 112 blasting from your Iphone while it is your pocket when you knock on her door. Then wink at her and say what's up, I'm coming to get the ball.
Mess with her mind back.Comment
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Ah, bestiality. Nothing kinkier than that!Comment
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I'm still having difficulty connecting this thread with its title.
It seems the woman was the only one who was wrecked in the story... and maybe the dog, depending on how it got soaked.Samsung PN60F8500 PDP / Anthem MRX 720 / Klipsch RC-62 II / Klipsch RF-82 II (x2) / Insignia NS-B2111 (x2) / SVS PC13-Ultra / SVS SB-2000 / Sony MDR-7506 Professional / Audio-Technica ATH-R70x / Sony PS3 & PS4 / DirecTV HR44-500 / DarbeeVision DVP-5000 / Panamax M5400-PM / Elgato HD60Comment
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