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  • Psyblast
    2023 National Champions
    • Jun 2003
    • 42582

    #31
    Re: I am ruined.

    Originally posted by Apostle
    Pics of what? It was a horrible experience and the wet dog was the worst part... It was like one of those dreams where you wake up and say, "WTF? Weird dream... and the dog? WTF."

    Only it was not a dream. I wish it was because **** is about to get awkward.



    Of the woman, obviously. It's not my call, it's the rules. Female is mentioned, pics must be provided eventually. This isn't 'Nam.

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    • 12
      Banned
      • Feb 2010
      • 4458

      #32
      Re: I am ruined.

      Originally posted by Psyblast
      We may be approaching "pics or GTFO" territory in this thread, BTW.
      Maybe I can get a picture of her husband/boyfriend/whateverthe**** taking a beer whiz into their kitchen sink... That's what happens most frequently.

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      • BurghFan
        #BurghProud
        • Jul 2009
        • 10042

        #33
        Re: I am ruined.

        Originally posted by Apostle
        Pics of what? It was a horrible experience and the wet dog was the worst part... It was like one of those dreams where you wake up and say, "WTF? Weird dream... and the dog? WTF."

        Only it was not a dream. I wish it was because **** is about to get awkward.
        Occam's razor my friend. The simplest explanation is probably the correct one. Clearly they had just given the dog a bath in the bathtub inside then brought it outside to run around and dry off but then decided to have some extracurricular activities which you unfortunately walked in on.
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          • Feb 2010
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          #34
          Re: I am ruined.

          Originally posted by Psyblast
          Of the woman, obviously. It's not my call, it's the rules. Female is mentioned, pics must be provided eventually. This isn't 'Nam.
          LOL I don't have the balls. I just don't. Take the story or leave it, I just had to share the nightmare.

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          • Gotmadskillzson
            Live your life
            • Apr 2008
            • 23430

            #35
            Re: I am ruined.

            Originally posted by BurghFan
            Occam's razor my friend. The simplest explanation is probably the correct one. Clearly they had just given the dog a bath in the bathtub inside then brought it outside to run around and dry off but then decided to have some extracurricular activities which you unfortunately walked in on.

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            • Gotmadskillzson
              Live your life
              • Apr 2008
              • 23430

              #36
              Re: I am ruined.

              Originally posted by Apostle
              LOL I don't have the balls. I just don't. Take the story or leave it, I just had to share the nightmare.
              I don't think she was interested in that part of you anyway......

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              • Bellsprout
                Hard Times.
                • Oct 2009
                • 25652

                #37
                Re: I am ruined.

                Screw Occam's Razor. I hear zebras, so I'm coming up with several scenarios that make way less sense.

                -The dog had just rescued the dying, drowning man from their pool. The woman, seeing her dying companion, was performing CPR. This all was a misunderstanding.

                -In his traumatized state, Apostle imagined the dog. It will show up tomorrow at his house in human form with an affinity for Matt Damon movies and weed.

                -The "dog" was actually a third member of their escapades dressed in a costume. Plushies!!!

                -The dog was taking a bath inside when it heard their escapades taking place out back. Concerned that people were about to fornicate in his bathroom, he ran outside to inform them that they were about to do the deed in a place where dogs poop. Which is weird and gross. Unless they're into that. Then... weirder.
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                • AUChase
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Jul 2008
                  • 19403

                  #38
                  She's all ready in your head man. The only way to set things straight is for you to take your clothes off and go knock on her front door. Before you do, link me to your local news website..

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                  • BurghFan
                    #BurghProud
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 10042

                    #39
                    Re: I am ruined.

                    Originally posted by Gotmadskillzson
                    Hey now, I'm just tying to help by giving him a plausible explanation for the wet dog to help clear any unsettling images of less plausible explanations from his mine.

                    Also, just before I came in here and saw that post I suddenly had the sneaking suspicion that someone was gonna bull the buzz killington meme on me for that post.

                    You know what . . .

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                    • Gotmadskillzson
                      Live your life
                      • Apr 2008
                      • 23430

                      #40
                      Re: I am ruined.

                      This is what you do Apostle next time your son hit the ball over there. Walk over there with Peaches & Cream by 112 blasting from your Iphone while it is your pocket when you knock on her door. Then wink at her and say what's up, I'm coming to get the ball.

                      Mess with her mind back.

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                        • Feb 2010
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                        #41
                        Re: I am ruined.

                        Originally posted by Gotmadskillzson
                        This is what you do Apostle next time your son hit the ball over there. Walk over there with Peaches & Cream by 112 blasting from your Iphone while it is your pocket when you knock on her door. Then wink at her and say what's up, I'm coming to get the ball.

                        Mess with her mind back.
                        Nah, you know that song that is playing in the beginning of American Pie? When he's unloading in a sock? That's what needs to be playing from my iPod.

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                        • BlueNGold
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Aug 2009
                          • 21817

                          #42
                          Re: I am ruined.

                          On the bright side, at least you know who to go to for good base running lessons for your son.
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                          I like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.



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                          • 12
                            Banned
                            • Feb 2010
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                            #43
                            Re: I am ruined.

                            Originally posted by BlueNGold
                            On the bright side, at least you know who to go to for good base running lessons for your son.
                            LOL.

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                            • superjames1992
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                              • Jun 2007
                              • 31362

                              #44
                              Re: I am ruined.

                              Ah, bestiality. Nothing kinkier than that!
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                              • Blzer
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                                • Mar 2004
                                • 42515

                                #45
                                Re: I am ruined.

                                I'm still having difficulty connecting this thread with its title.

                                It seems the woman was the only one who was wrecked in the story... and maybe the dog, depending on how it got soaked.
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