I am ruined.

[ScoobySnax]

If Team Sausage ever has the advantage, I'm out.


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[Phobia]

Re: I am ruined.

It's in a long forgotten forum... actually, it's not all that forgotten, but it doesn't "exist" anymore.

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Just a taste of the kind of responses it received .

Ohhhh I remember that thread, like tar said CLASSIC!!

[AUChase]

Re: I am ruined.

If Team Sausage ever has the advantage, I'm out.


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#ALLTHELOLS

/Dayman

[ProfessaPackMan]

Re: I am ruined.

If Team Sausage ever has the advantage, I'm out.


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Different situation but I think this would apply to this:

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[bcruise]

Re: I am ruined.

Been a while since I've seen the Dungy stare gif...so effective when the timing is right.

[jeremym480]

Re: I am ruined.

Couldn't tell, he had cover. I'd assume so.

I felt like the guy in Knocked Up who goes into the room and sees the girl giving birth and is told to GTFO... Back in the waiting room, his face looks like he has seen a ghost and he says, "I really shouldn't have gone in there..."

This = You

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[JBH3]

This was no happenstance/coincidental thing...think about it...

She told you its ok to go get the ball, this may be routine for her to bang out on the groung outside lol....the wink proves it....now she knows you can't resist her lol.

Hey...if you ever fall down on your luck, at least you now know a surefire bet lol.

[OSUFan_88]

Re: I am ruined.

This was no happenstance/coincidental thing...think about it...

She told you its ok to go get the ball, this may be routine for her to bang out on the groung outside lol....the wink proves it....now she knows you can't resist her lol.

Hey...if you ever fall down on your luck, at least you now know a surefire bet lol.

This still doesn't explain why the dog was wet.

That is still mind boggling.

[Beantown]

Re: I am ruined.

Only time I've come close to walking in on a roommate was freshman year. Lived in a four-guy single room (it ****ing sucked) and we come back from the bars one night. Three of us return with some of the guys across the hall and we start putting in the combo to unlock the door. We were drunk so it took us a few times but, suddenly we hear...

"If you open that door I will ****ing kill all of you!"

Needless to say we all laugh and just hang out across the hall. About half an hour later he comes into the other room and looks at us. His response?

"I totally would've let you guys watch but she was ugly. Maybe next time."

[BurghFan]

Re: I am ruined.

Only time I've come close to walking in on a roommate was freshman year. Lived in a four-guy single room (it ****ing sucked) and we come back from the bars one night. Three of us return with some of the guys across the hall and we start putting in the combo to unlock the door. We were drunk so it took us a few times but, suddenly we hear...

"If you open that door I will ****ing kill all of you!"

Needless to say we all laugh and just hang out across the hall. About half an hour later he comes into the other room and looks at us. His response?

"I totally would've let you guys watch but she was ugly. Maybe next time."

Whoa, you had combination locks for the dorm room doors? I've never heard of that before.

[Beantown]

It was like a push button combo lock thing.

The single hardest ****ing thing to figure out when you are drunk. I still wouldn't even know how to explain it, but yeah - apparently they didn't trust us with keys hahah

[jeremym480]

Re: I am ruined.

This still doesn't explain why the dog was wet.

That is still mind boggling.

The only way I know how to explain this is Memento style

Scene One:

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Apostle grabs his son from the yard, goes inside, shuts the blinds and paces around frantically. He opens the fridge, grabs a beer and chugs it. He repeats that same phrase over and over "Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God". There's a knock at the door. The "Oh God's" become faster. This must be the po-po he thinks to himself, but it's not. It's his neighbor and she has a baseball. She hands him the ball, winks and say "Oops, it happens. She you around slugger". Apostle shuts all of the blinds, puts his son to bed and hops on the OS

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Apostle son hits the ball over the fence. He walks over to his neighbors house and instead of knocking on the door, he decides to go directly to the back yard to fetch the ball. He open's the gate, a wet dog approaches. He wonders to himself why, is the dog out here and why is it wet? The dog licks his hand. He thinks that this is nice and all, but he is there to complete a mission. Must retrieve the ball - he thinks to himself. As he scans the yard he is shocked by what he see's. It's the neighbor lady's and her boy toy. From what it appears the man who is taking her straight to pleasure town. Just as his mind begins to process what he is seeing the Boy Toy's eyes meets his and he knows this isn't going to end well. The man throws the neighbor lady off of him and when she lands she turns to see Apostle standing there and immediately tells hims to GTFO. He does.

Scene Three

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Man and neighbor lady are enjoying a nice relaxing day at home. They let the dog out to go do his business. While the dog is outside he jumps in a puddle. Dog barks to come back inside and man notices that dog needs a bath. "Honey, do you want to help me give dog a bath". Sure she says. They go outside together to hose the dog off. They're almost finished with the bath they hear a thump, look down and see a baseball. Their eyes meet and simultaneously they say "It's him, assume the position!

Scene Four:

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Apostle walks over and knocks on his neighbors door. She answers the door and he tells her that his son hit the baseball into her back yard. She looks at him and says "Sweetie, "You don't need to ask! Just go get your ball. The gate is unlocked." Apostle thanks her and walks away. She closes the door and on the other side of it stands a man in full leather bondage gear. She unzips the zipper away from his lips and the man says only one word..... SOON! The lady zips him back up and says "Now, get back to work".

END

[BlueNGold]

Re: I am ruined.

The only way I know how to explain this is Memento style

Scene One:

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Apostle grabs his son from the yard, goes inside, shuts the blinds and paces around frantically. He opens the fridge, grabs a beer and chugs it. He repeats that same phrase over and over "Oh God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh God". There's a knock at the door. The "Oh God's" become faster. This must be the po-po he thinks to himself, but it's not. It's his neighbor and she has a baseball. She hands him the ball, winks and say "Oops, it happens. She you around slugger". Apostle shuts all of the blinds, puts his son to bed and hops on the OS

Scene Two:

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Apostle son hits the ball over the fence. He walks over to his neighbors house and instead of knocking on the door, he decides to go directly to the back yard to fetch the ball. He open's the gate, a wet dog approaches. He wonders to himself why, is the dog out here and why is it wet? The dog licks his hand. He thinks that this is nice and all, but he is there to complete a mission. Must retrieve the ball - he thinks to himself. As he scans the yard he is shocked by what he see's. It's the neighbor lady's and her boy toy. From what it appears the man who is taking her straight to pleasure town. Just as his mind begins to process what he is seeing the Boy Toy's eyes meets his and he knows this isn't going to end well. The man throws the neighbor lady off of him and when she lands she turns to see Apostle standing there and immediately tells hims to GTFO. He does.

Scene Three

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Man and neighbor lady are enjoying a nice relaxing day at home. They let the dog out to go do his business. While the dog is outside he jumps in a puddle. Dog barks to come back inside and man notices that dog needs a bath. "Honey, do you want to help me give dog a bath". Sure she says. They go outside together to hose the dog off. They're almost finished with the bath they hear a thump, look down and see a baseball. Their eyes meet and simultaneously they say "It's him, assume the position!

Scene Four:

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Apostle walks over and knocks on his neighbors door. She answers the door and he tells her that his son hit the baseball into her back yard. She looks at him and says "Sweetie, "You don't need to ask! Just go get your ball. The gate is unlocked." Apostle thanks her and walks away. She closes the door and on the other side of it stands a man in full leather bondage gear. She unzips the zipper away from his lips and the man says only one word..... SOON! The lady zips him back up and says "Now, get back to work".

END

POST OF THE YEAR. RIGHT THERE.

[thaima1shu]

There are not enough likes in the world to capture the awesomeness of that post. Bravo!

[SonOfEd]

Re: I am ruined.

HaHaaahaaa!
"Assume the position." Awesome.

Working in property management for 12 years I've had more than my share of walk-ins. Some hot, some funny, some I would rather pour gasoline over my eyeballs.
But still, the wet dog?!

Don't know why I haven't spent more time in this forum. Love it!