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  • Bellsprout
    Hard Times.
    • Oct 2009
    • 25652

    #21571
    Re: Off Topic 2013

    Originally posted by MrSerendipity
    Mind if I change the topic folks?

    I plan on making 12:01 on January 1st, 2014 one of the biggest moments in the lives of my girlfriend and myself. But prior to doing that, I need to have THE phone call with her dad to get his blessing. Obviously I'd rather do it face to face but he's on the other side of the country and paying for the flight there and back during the holidays isn't feasible. Anyone have advice on the talk? I'm fairly certain he's going to give me his blessing but as far as the actual talk goes...I'm worried I won't even know what to say.
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    Originally posted by l3ulvl
    A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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    • MrSerendipity
      MVP
      • Jun 2013
      • 1397

      #21572
      Re: Off Topic 2013

      Originally posted by Dayman
      Nuff said.
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      • BunnyHardaway
        Banned
        • Nov 2004
        • 15195

        #21573
        Re: Off Topic 2013

        Originally posted by VTPack919
        LOL! May as well schedule the dentist and plastic surgeon appointments in advance.


        At least your nickname will go from bunny to Timmy the Toofless.


        Also, while you are getting stomped out, make sure to yell "WORLDSTARRRR" a few times.
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        • ImTellinTim
          YNWA
          • Sep 2006
          • 33028

          #21574
          Re: Off Topic 2013

          Originally posted by MrSerendipity
          Mind if I change the topic folks?

          I plan on making 12:01 on January 1st, 2014 one of the biggest moments in the lives of my girlfriend and myself. But prior to doing that, I need to have THE phone call with her dad to get his blessing. Obviously I'd rather do it face to face but he's on the other side of the country and paying for the flight there and back during the holidays isn't feasible. Anyone have advice on the talk? I'm fairly certain he's going to give me his blessing but as far as the actual talk goes...I'm worried I won't even know what to say.
          "I just want you to know that I want to be the man who exclusively plows your daughter for the rest of her life."

          Short and sweet.

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          • Mo
            SSN
            • May 2003
            • 11425

            #21575
            Re: Off Topic 2013

            Originally posted by MrSerendipity
            Mind if I change the topic folks?

            I plan on making 12:01 on January 1st, 2014 one of the biggest moments in the lives of my girlfriend and myself.
            Dont be that guy, that's right up there with live sporting events.
            Don't you EVER read my blog? It's gotten a lot better.

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            • Bellsprout
              Hard Times.
              • Oct 2009
              • 25652

              #21576
              Re: Off Topic 2013

              Originally posted by ImTellinTim
              "I just want you to know that I want to be the man who exclusively plows your daughter for the rest of her life."

              Short and sweet.
              If her Dad replies to this with "Absolutely, you've gotta lock that **** down" you have the greatest story in the history of the world.
              Member: OS Uni Snob Association | Twitter: @MyNameIsJesseG | #WT4M | #WatchTheWorldBurn
              Originally posted by l3ulvl
              A lot of you guys seem pretty cool, but you have wieners.

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              • slickdtc
                Grayscale
                • Aug 2004
                • 17125

                #21577
                Re: Off Topic 2013

                Good series of posts. VTPack wins with this gem though:


                Originally posted by VTPack919
                A girl with a man???


                You better know what you are getting into, JJ. A man in love will do some crazy things to the guy who gets involved with his girl. Do the proper research.


                How mentally stable is he? Does he have neck tattoos? Is he physically much larger than you? Does he own a gun? Does he burn ants with magnifying glasses? Does he wear a black leather jacket all the time? Does he come from a large family? Has he ever been in prison? Does he get too into UFC? Does he shave with a straight razor? Does he laugh in the face of death? Does he wear a knife? Does he wear Affliction clothing? Do the pockets of his jeans have fancy designs or buttons? Is he shifty or skittish? Does he listen to Lil Scrappy? How much whey protein does he consume? What are the condition of his shoes? If the shoes are scuffed up he wants to fight all the time. Does he have an after market body kit with a paint job that doesn't match his vehicle? Does he keep a blue flag hanging out his backside, but only on the left side?




                The answers to these questions could save your life.
                Does he listen to Lil Scrappy, tho? Hahaha
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                And how does one levy a check that will result in only a slight concussion? Do they set their shoulder-pads to 'stun'?

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                • BlueNGold
                  Hall Of Fame
                  • Aug 2009
                  • 21817

                  #21578
                  Re: Off Topic 2013

                  Originally posted by JJLinn
                  Not really. It's getting harder and harder not to like the girl. We literally talk from the time we wake up to the time we go to sleep.




                  This is what I'm afraid of. That's why I don't want to bring up the fact that I'm tired of waiting around.

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                  Larger? Yes. Much Larger? No. I mean, I'm not willing to get my *** beat, but I'm not afraid of being seriously hurt.



                  Most likely.



                  Doubtful, which if anything speaks negatively about his character.



                  Yeah, that's the Crip side.
                  "JJ Gets His *** Beat"
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                  • Chrisksaint
                    $$$
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 19127

                    #21579
                    Re: Off Topic 2013

                    Originally posted by BlueNGold
                    "JJ Gets His *** Beat"
                    Hopefully the series finale is "The Gang Gets JJ laid" so we can end all this.
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                    • TripleCrown9
                      Keep the Faith
                      • May 2010
                      • 23673

                      #21580
                      Re: Off Topic 2013

                      The problem is it seems like JJ comes here to ask our advice, we offer it, and he's like "Cool story, bro. Imma do me".
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                      • BunnyHardaway
                        Banned
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 15195

                        #21581
                        Re: Off Topic 2013

                        Originally posted by TripleCrown9
                        The problem is it seems like JJ comes here to ask our advice, we offer it, and he's like "Cool story, bro. Imma do me".
                        I wasn't really asking for advice...just venting.

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                        • l3ulvl
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 17232

                          #21582
                          Re: Off Topic 2013

                          Originally posted by Chrisksaint
                          Hopefully the series finale is "The Gang Gets JJ laid" so we can end all this.
                          I don't think a finale with "gang" "laid" and "JJ" would be a good thing
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                          • TheShizNo1
                            Asst 2 the Comm Manager
                            • Mar 2007
                            • 26341

                            #21583
                            Re: Off Topic 2013

                            Originally posted by JJLinn
                            I wasn't really asking for advice...just venting.
                            Let em know JJ.

                            Tell em you bout that "other guy" life.

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                            **** ya


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                            • BunnyHardaway
                              Banned
                              • Nov 2004
                              • 15195

                              #21584
                              Re: Off Topic 2013

                              Originally posted by TheShizNo1
                              Let em know JJ.

                              Tell em you bout that "other guy" life.

                              Sent from my SCH-I535 using Tapatalk

                              *Disclaimer - I do not actively search for girls in relationships. This just kinda happened.

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                              • areobee401
                                Hall Of Fame
                                • Apr 2006
                                • 16771

                                #21585
                                Re: Off Topic 2013

                                Just throwing my thoughts out there.

                                You do know if she does leave her man for you, she's going to turn around and do the same to you, right?

                                Even if the two of you are only talking at the moment with no physical relationship. That's some hoe **** on her part. Be it using you to fill an emotional void for her or her being serious in leaving her man for you.

                                If you wanna sleep with her an treat what the two of you have going as just that, go for it. Who am I to judge. But don't get involved deeper than that. And be prepared for everything coming your way if you decided to take this further. Ain't no ***** worth the mess you're creating for yourself.
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