Off Topic 2013

[The Kid 24]

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Why do places of employment use sandpaper as toilet paper? Christ, I know it's cheap but still.

[BlueNGold]

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I just suck at breaking the ice.

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[Redacted01]

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Why do places of employment use sandpaper as toilet paper? Christ, I know it's cheap but still.

Carry a roll of ultra soft to you with work in the ol' briefcase. I've pondered it at times, but my schedule usually means my visits to the "office" happen at home.

[bonafied0034]

Nope, I'd rather it be with someone I actually care about.

What about the ability to last as long as a god?

[The Kid 24]

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Carry a roll of ultra soft to you with work in the ol' briefcase. I've pondered it at times, but my schedule usually means my visits to the "office" happen at home.

I'm honestly thinking of doing that.

[Redacted01]

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What about the ability to last as long as a god?

I've managed that without sleeping with random chicks.

[Watson]

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I just suck at breaking the ice.

Try this one:

"There are 20 letters in the alphabet right?"

"No."

"Oh yea I forgot u r a q t"

"That's only 5."

"That's cause you get the D later."



There you go. "Thanks Watson!" No problem Chase, now go get em Tiger!

[BlueNGold]

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Try this one:

"There are 20 letters in the alphabet right?"

"No."

"Oh yea I forgot u r a q t"

"That's only 5."

"That's cause you get the D later."



There you go. "Thanks Watson!" No problem Chase, now go get em Tiger!

[C the Lyte]

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Try this one:

"There are 20 letters in the alphabet right?"

"No."

"Oh yea I forgot u r a q t"

"That's only 5."

"That's cause you get the D later."



There you go. "Thanks Watson!" No problem Chase, now go get em Tiger!

You should get a 5 pt. bump in your OVR for this post alone.

[BurghFan]

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Less than a week until college football season starts

[DaveDQ]

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I am now able to keep my boys inside while I do yardwork, which I actually enjoy. I went the whole Summer vacation not having to take a Saturday to mow the lawn and do the trim. Sounds silly but it's huge. lol

[AUChase]

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I purchased a brace for my foot and ankle earlier.

I woke up with my ankle and under the arch of my foot hurting and any time I walk for extended periods it gets worse.

So far the brace has helped me keep my foot straight and it feels better.

Still plan on bowling tonight.

[dickey1331]

Enjoy it while you can, Biloxi is about to take the Stars from Huntsville.

I still haven't been a to a Thirsty Thursday at the new park here in B'ham. I've been to a few home games but not a Thursday yet. Probably won't at this point with the season ending next month.

I was wondering why they were building a baseball field.

[JazzMan]

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Sometimes you just need a good freak every once and awhile.

Hit it and quit it.

Bag it and tag it.

I do this on occasion when I'm single, but without the booze. You don't need booze to be a social butterfly/chick magnet, now.

[Fresh Tendrils]

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I was talking about one night stands. I've never done the drunk-****. Seems pointless.