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  • Blzer
    Resident film pundit
    • Mar 2004
    • 42515

    #271
    Re: News that make you say WTF?

    ^ If you just read this sentence without knowing anything else about the article, it's probably more hilarious when taken out of context:

    Joao Maria de Souza was sleeping with his wife when the animal plunged through the corrugated asbestos shelter of his home in Caratinga in south-eastern Brazil.
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    • BurghFan
      #BurghProud
      • Jul 2009
      • 10043

      #272
      Re: News that make you say WTF?

      What the! I don't even . . .

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      • Fresh Tendrils
        Strike Hard and Fade Away
        • Jul 2002
        • 36131

        #273
        Re: News that make you say WTF?

        Four times?

        "This is malicious fecal distribution."

        How can he say that with a straight face?



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        • VTPack919
          We Go Again
          • Jun 2003
          • 9708

          #274
          Re: News that make you say WTF?

          Melissa Colorado is a great porn name.
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          • ImTellinTim
            YNWA
            • Sep 2006
            • 33028

            #275
            Re: News that make you say WTF?

            "If it happens again, I'm going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, 'Bad human!'" he said, adding that he has not called police, fearing they won't take the complaint seriously.
            I really hope he has that security camera set up when he does this.

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            • bigbob
              MVP
              • Sep 2007
              • 10471

              #276
              Re: News that make you say WTF?

              My favorite qupte from the cow one was:

              “I didn't bring my son up to be killed by a falling cow,"
              ..and hide yo' kids, hide yo' wife.. cause we got a serial ****ter up in here.
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              • AUChase
                Hall Of Fame
                • Jul 2008
                • 19403

                #277
                Re: News that make you say WTF?

                Heard that cow story on the radio a few days ago. My first question was, "How in the hell did it get on the roof".

                Building the roof of your house adjacent to the side of a hill seems pretty stupid.

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                • DukeC
                  Banned
                  • Jul 2011
                  • 5751

                  #278
                  Re: News that make you say WTF?



                  First off:

                  Secondly:

                  Thirdly: In all seriousness, you can't say that though. Dude deserves to take this L (not the suing, but the public embarrassment is fine by me)

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                  • XtremeDunkz
                    CNFL Commissioner
                    • Aug 2007
                    • 3414

                    #279
                    Re: News that make you say WTF?

                    LOL I wish there was video to go along with that last one.
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                    • Ed26
                      Best defensive SS
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 606

                      #280
                      Re: News that make you say WTF?

                      MLB: Boston Red Sox, Atlanta Braves
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                      • TripleCrown9
                        Keep the Faith
                        • May 2010
                        • 23674

                        #281
                        Re: News that make you say WTF?

                        Originally posted by z Revis
                        ^^There has got to be more to that. I can't imagine him killing his own mother because she asked who the artist of a song was. I mean seriously? He gets so enraged over her not knowing Chief Keef that he beats her to death? That doesn't make sense. I guess if he was on drugs but even then it's pretty ****ing crazy.
                        I believe there's some lyrics in one of his songs that say (paraphrasing) "I'll kill you if you don't know my name".

                        The story's a couple months old, but I'm pretty sure that's the reason.
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                        • Brandon13
                          All Star
                          • Oct 2005
                          • 8915

                          #282
                          Breaking: Woman dies on Six Flags' Texas Giant roller coaster | Dallasnews.com - News for Dallas, Texas - The Dallas Morning News

                          Terrible. Just gone.

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                          • Fly3
                            Banned
                            • Sep 2011
                            • 1180

                            #283
                            Re: News that make you say WTF?

                            Originally posted by Ed26
                            lol that's obviously fake.

                            Because she didn't "love Sosa"? Hahaha.

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                            • Brandon13
                              All Star
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 8915

                              #284
                              Our resident contrarian is correct on this one.

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                              • NDAlum
                                ND
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 11453

                                #285
                                Plus it said he was valedictorian
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