^ If you just read this sentence without knowing anything else about the article, it's probably more hilarious when taken out of context:
News that make you say WTF?
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^ If you just read this sentence without knowing anything else about the article, it's probably more hilarious when taken out of context:
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Four times?
"This is malicious fecal distribution."
How can he say that with a straight face?
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"If it happens again, I'm going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, 'Bad human!'" he said, adding that he has not called police, fearing they won't take the complaint seriously.Comment
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My favorite qupte from the cow one was:
“I didn't bring my son up to be killed by a falling cow,"--
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Originally posted by z Revis^^There has got to be more to that. I can't imagine him killing his own mother because she asked who the artist of a song was. I mean seriously? He gets so enraged over her not knowing Chief Keef that he beats her to death? That doesn't make sense. I guess if he was on drugs but even then it's pretty ****ing crazy.
The story's a couple months old, but I'm pretty sure that's the reason.Boston Red Sox
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