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  • 19
    Chaos Theory
    • Aug 2008
    • 8859

    #886
    Re: News that make you say WTF?

    Can't make this **** up.

    http://www.cnn.com/2014/08/19/world/...html?hpt=hp_c3

    A man has died after being attacked by a pale-headed saltwater crocodile nicknamed "Michael Jackson". "Michael Jackson" was recognizable for its pale head and had been known to locals for about 10 years, Saltmarsh said.

    Saltmarsh said it was unfortunate that the victim had apparently entered the water inhabited by big crocodiles at dusk to retrieve his lure.
    I know what you're thinking... Florida?



    Australia.
    Last edited by 19; 08-19-2014, 02:34 PM.

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    • VTPack919
      We Go Again
      • Jun 2003
      • 9708

      #887
      Re: News that make you say WTF?

      Originally posted by 19
      Can't make this **** up.

      http://www.cnn.com/2014/08/19/world/...html?hpt=hp_c3

      I know what you're thinking... Florida?



      Australia.

      Actually, Crocodiles made me think Australia.


      I know there is an American crocodile, but I feel if this were FLA the problem would be alligators.
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      • 19
        Chaos Theory
        • Aug 2008
        • 8859

        #888
        Re: News that make you say WTF?

        Originally posted by BigTimeTimmyJim
        Actually, Crocodiles made me think Australia.


        I know there is an American crocodile, but I feel if this were FLA the problem would be alligators.
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        • Cusefan
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          • Oct 2003
          • 9820

          #889
          News that make you say WTF?

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          • Blzer
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            • Mar 2004
            • 42515

            #890
            Re: News that make you say WTF?

            ^ I don't get it.
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            • Mabster
              Crunchy
              • Mar 2009
              • 7659

              #891
              Re: News that make you say WTF?

              Originally posted by Blzer
              ^ I don't get it.
              It did make me think WTF though.
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              • shugknight
                MVP
                • Oct 2004
                • 4585

                #892
                Re: News that make you say WTF?

                On Saturday, I had the most creepiest feeling in the world.. All because of one guy.

                On this day, I decided to take my wife and daughter to the zoo along with some friends. After finding parking, we walked passed a group of Amish folks coming out of a Greyhound rental bus. Let me tell you, that wasn't the weirdest part about this story.

                So as we finally enter the park, we walk towards the carousel. I offered to pay for the tickets so I headed towards the ticket booth. I saw a guy with a lady in a wheel chair, so I slowed down to let them pass. I try not to stare or even look, but I noticed that the lady he was pushing looked very sickly. The hair definitely didn't look real. I get taken back a little bit, and do a double take and head back to my family and friends.. then retreat and head back towards the man and ticket booth.

                As I got closer, I started sensing that very weird vibe again. The man bought the tickets then turned the wheelchair around....Thats when it happened. The lady he was pushing... was a mannequin. Yes a mannequin.

                I kid you not, he pushed her like it was real. He put her on the carousel...and while it was going around in a circle, he was talking and petting her hair. I never told the ladies, but my buddy and I made sure he was far away from our family.

                I'm sure this is hard to believe... so I googled "Guy pushing plastic doll in wheel chair"

                And guess what came up?



                I guess it was too early in the day for him to buy her a stuffed animal. I mean.. you don't want to spoil them right?

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                • TripleCrown9
                  Keep the Faith
                  • May 2010
                  • 23676

                  #893
                  Re: News that make you say WTF?

                  That was an episode of House once.
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                  • 19
                    Chaos Theory
                    • Aug 2008
                    • 8859

                    #894
                    Re: News that make you say WTF?

                    Originally posted by BigTimeTimmyJim
                    Actually, Crocodiles made me think Australia.


                    I know there is an American crocodile, but I feel if this were FLA the problem would be alligators.
                    You're probably right, the whole Michael Jackson angle obscured the rest of the article for me. That, and I've been conditioned to think Florida whenever something goes horribly wrong in an article like this.
                    Last edited by 19; 08-20-2014, 12:22 PM.

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                    • VTPack919
                      We Go Again
                      • Jun 2003
                      • 9708

                      #895
                      Re: News that make you say WTF?

                      Originally posted by 19
                      You're probably right, the whole Michael Jackson angle obscured the rest of the article for me. That, and I've been conditioned to think Florida whenever something goes horribly wrong in an article like this.


                      That is a 100% understandable reaction, haha.
                      YNWA

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                      • 19
                        Chaos Theory
                        • Aug 2008
                        • 8859

                        #896
                        Re: News that make you say WTF?

                        OK, now this is the Florida we all know and love...

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                        • NDAlum
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                          • Jun 2010
                          • 11453

                          #897
                          Re: News that make you say WTF?

                          I'm going to assume the guy pushing around the doll believes that is his partner via a Real Doll or something like that.
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                          • The JareBear
                            Be Good To One Another
                            • Jul 2010
                            • 11560

                            #898
                            Re: News that make you say WTF?

                            I kinda feel bad for the guy. That's sad, man. I mean, what string of events in his life led him to have to show affection towards a doll/mannequin? I just can't help but imagine what his life must be like and how his ever day "normal" routine is probably pretty weird. I dunno man. Hopefully, for whatever it's worth, doing whatever he's doing helps him be happy and keep going.

                            Technically he's more socially successful than I am, I've been single for two years and don't even have a mannequin to "hang out with."
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                            • shugknight
                              MVP
                              • Oct 2004
                              • 4585

                              #899
                              Re: News that make you say WTF?



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                              Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2014/08/...#ixzz3B7yI1JBC

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                              • Blzer
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                                • Mar 2004
                                • 42515

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