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  • Chrisksaint
    $$$
    • Apr 2010
    • 19127

    #5551
    Re: Off Topic 2014

    I don't want to touch alcohol again(ok well at least a week) so I'd say it's been a successful 21st bday weekend.
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    • Beantown
      #DoYourJob
      • Feb 2005
      • 31523

      #5552
      Re: Off Topic 2014

      Originally posted by ubernoob
      I told Mel that kid needed a fleshlight.

      It was awkward, because then I had to explain what a fleshlight was to a 25 year old sheltered adult.
      I had a girl I met during college offer to buy me one if she could watch me use it.

      I still regret saying 'no' to this day.

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      • BDKiiing
        Best in the World
        • Jun 2008
        • 9334

        #5553
        Re: Off Topic 2014

        Originally posted by Chrisksaint
        I don't want to touch alcohol again(ok well at least a week) so I'd say it's been a successful 21st bday weekend.

        Gotta get back on the horse. A beer a day keeps the doctor away.
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        • BlueNGold
          Hall Of Fame
          • Aug 2009
          • 21817

          #5554
          Re: Off Topic 2014

          Originally posted by Chrisksaint
          I don't want to touch alcohol again(ok well at least a week) so I'd say it's been a successful 21st bday weekend.
          Today: "Never touching alcohol again. "

          Friday: "Woooo!! **** yeah!! Let's get hammered!"

          The endless cycle.
          Originally posted by bradtxmale
          I like 6 inches. Its not too thin and not too thick. You get the support your body needs.



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          • TheShizNo1
            Asst 2 the Comm Manager
            • Mar 2007
            • 26341

            #5555
            Re: Off Topic 2014

            Originally posted by Beantown
            I had a girl I met during college offer to buy me one if she could watch me use it.

            I still regret saying 'no' to this day.
            You said no?!



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            Originally posted by Mo
            Just once I'd like to be the one they call a jerk off.
            Originally posted by Mo
            You underestimate my laziness
            Originally posted by Mo
            **** ya


            ...

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            • AUChase
              Hall Of Fame
              • Jul 2008
              • 19404

              #5556
              Re: Off Topic 2014

              So much to say... so little need to get banned today.

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              • Buckeye
                MVP
                • Dec 2009
                • 2939

                #5557
                Re: Off Topic 2014

                Memorial Day and I have to work.
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                • Cusefan
                  Earlwolfx on XBL
                  • Oct 2003
                  • 9820

                  #5558
                  Re: Off Topic 2014

                  Originally posted by Beantown
                  I had a girl I met during college offer to buy me one if she could watch me use it.



                  I still regret saying 'no' to this day.

                  If she did buy it though how would that work? Would you be browsing the internet or looking at her, I feel like it could get awkward or really awesome.
                  My dog's butt smells like cookies

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                  • kingkilla56
                    Hall Of Fame
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 19395

                    #5559
                    Re: Off Topic 2014

                    Went for a run this morning at the park around 7 am. That was the wrong number. The whole park was full of people getting ready for cookouts today. This park is pretty big but I guess people had to wake up and camp out to get good set up spots at the park.

                    I was dodging set up crews and zombie children left and right, as well as these tiny dogs that chased me every single time I lapped the park.
                    Last edited by kingkilla56; 05-26-2014, 11:32 AM. Reason: spelling is important mmmmkay?
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                    • justblaze09
                      Swaggy Poole
                      • Mar 2007
                      • 3523

                      #5560
                      Re: Off Topic 2014

                      Beantown, I want your life (socially at least)

                      Anyway, girl asks what are we doing for my birthday, I said surprise me.

                      If I'm not in a room full of strippers, I will be very disappointed.
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                      White doesn't clash with dark colors. Or most colors. That's the point of white.
                      Originally posted by gordogg24p
                      I think most of American history would disagree with you on that one.

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                      • slickdtc
                        Grayscale
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 17125

                        #5561
                        Re: Off Topic 2014

                        Prepare to be disappointed lol
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                        MLB - Cincinnati Reds


                        Originally posted by Money99
                        And how does one levy a check that will result in only a slight concussion? Do they set their shoulder-pads to 'stun'?

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                        • l3ulvl
                          Hall Of Fame
                          • Dec 2009
                          • 17250

                          #5562
                          Re: Off Topic 2014

                          I gotta stop shutting my brain off at night. Two nights ago we had a blackout and after a couple hours said **** it and walked to Walmart, wearing these cheap *** sandals and now I have a blister on each foot.

                          Last night I turned on the stove to cook some chicken strips, the stove coil has been taking forever to heat up so right away I pressed my thumb against it to try and push the connection tighter, in case it was loose, and of course this time it was hotter than the sun within 2 seconds of being turned on and now there's a nice burn on my thumb.

                          ==> ==>
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                          • BurghFan
                            #BurghProud
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 10048

                            #5563
                            Re: Off Topic 2014

                            Originally posted by Mo
                            You guys, there's a lady in the neighborhood
                            Originally posted by JazzMan
                            Purple text and everything.
                            Originally posted by slickdtc
                            I don't think so
                            Well, she just erased any lingering doubt here
                            Last edited by BurghFan; 05-26-2014, 01:14 PM.
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                            • kehlis
                              Moderator
                              • Jul 2008
                              • 27738

                              #5564
                              Re: Off Topic 2014

                              It's just Evan.

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                              • slickdtc
                                Grayscale
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 17125

                                #5565
                                Re: Off Topic 2014

                                It's trying too hard
                                NHL - Philadelphia Flyers
                                NFL - Buffalo Bills
                                MLB - Cincinnati Reds


                                Originally posted by Money99
                                And how does one levy a check that will result in only a slight concussion? Do they set their shoulder-pads to 'stun'?

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